Flapjack: CAP'N, PEEPIN'S
BAD LUCK.
>> K'nuckles: AND IT'S EVEN
WORSE LUCK TO INTERRUPT A MAN
WHILE HE'S PEEPIN'!
>> I WISH YOU WOULDN'T ENCOURAGE
HIM, CANDY WIFE.
>> K'nuckles: BESIDES, LUCK
AIN'T NO REAL THING, FLAP.
THAT SORT OF SUPERSTITIOUS STUFF
WAS INVENTED TO GIVE DUMB PEOPLE
SOMETHING TO DO.
>> Flapjack: WOW.
>> K'nuckles: PEOPLE ARE ALL,
"OH, NO, I SAW THE MOON AT NOON!
NOW I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE FOR A
WEEK!"
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: [ Laughing ] YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: YEP, FLAP, YOU
WON'T FIND ME BELIEVING IN ANY
DUMB SUPERSTITIONS.
EXCEPT CATS.
[ CAT HISSES ]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?!
>> K'nuckles: C-CAT! C-C-CAT!
C-C-C-CAT!
>> Flapjack: OH, CAPTAIN, CATS
ARE CUTE AND PLAYFUL.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE SCARED OF THEM.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
[ CAT SCREECHES ]
HERE WE ARE.
COME ON, CAP'N, JUST A LITTLE
BIT FURTHER.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT IS THIS
PLACE, BOY?
>> Flapjack: IT'S A CATHOUSE!
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> Flapjack: IT'S WHERE THE
NICE, OLD CAT LADY LIVES!
COME ON, CAP'N!
YOU'LL SEE HOW GREAT CATS ARE.
[ CATS MEOWING ]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
[ CAT SCREECHES ]
>> K'nuckles: AAH! AAH!
C-C-CATS!
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN!
JUST A CAT!
[ CAT PURRS ]
OH, HEY, THERE, CUTIE.
AREN'T YOU BEAUTIFUL?
I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
STRING!
[ CAT MOANING ]
[ LAUGHING GIDDILY ]
[ SIGHS ]
THAT SURE WAS FUN, HUH, KITTY?
[ CAT MOANING OMINOUSLY ]
WELL, IT'S TIME FOR ME TO PUT
YOU SAFE AND SOUND IN THE CAT
LADY'S HOUSE.
IF THE CAP'N SAW YOU OUT AND
ABOUT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'D
HAPPEN.
I'LL JUST OPEN THIS WINDOW AND
PUT YOU INSIDE.
[ CATS SCREECHING ]
[ CAT SCREECHES ]
[ CATS MEOWING ]
>> Bubbie: CATS? UGH!
>> K'nuckles: C-CAT! C-C-CAT!
NO, STOP -- CATS!
UH, OH, OH, UH...
UH, HEY, THERE, FLAP.
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: SO...
UH, ABOUT YESTERDAY, ABOUT, UH,
THE SCREAMING AND, UH,
RUNNING -- WON'T BE HAVING THAT
PROBLEM ANYMORE...
AS LONG AS I NEVER SEE ANOTHER
CAT AGAIN.
SO, UH, LET'S GO HAVE A CAT-FREE
ADVENTURE OUTSIDE.
>> Flapjack: OR...
STAY INSIDE AND MAKE FRIENDSHIP
BRACELETS!
'CAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS AND
SAILORS.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> K'nuckles: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
AHH, LET'S GO TO THE
CANDY BARREL.
>> Flapjack: Where'd all the
cats go, Bubbie?
>> Bubbie: I DON'T KNOW, BABY.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
HOW ABOUT IF YOU COVER YOUR EYES
AND WHEN WE GET THERE, IT'LL BE
A SURPRISE?
>> K'nuckles: UH, SURE.
SURPRISES ARE OKAY.
[ CAT SCREECHES ]
>> Flapjack: NO PEEKING, CAP'N.
[ CAT PURRS OMINOUSLY ]
O-OKAY.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GRUNTING STRENUOUSLY ]
[ GRUNTING CONTINUES ]
SURPRISE!
>> K'nuckles: THIS IS JUST THE
CANDY BARREL.
>> Flapjack: SURPRISE!
>> MEOW!
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
>> Flapjack: LARRY, WHY ARE YOU
DRESSED LIKE A CAT?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
WELL, BOYS, IT'S TO MAKE MY NEW
COSTUMERS AT EASE.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
[ CAT PURRS OMINOUSLY ]
[ CATS MEOWING, SCREECHING ]
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES?
>> K'nuckles: [ HEART BEATING ]
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES?!
[ CAT SCREECHES ]
DOC, YOU GOT TO HELP!
CAP'N'S BROKEN!
>> HELP M-M-ME.
[ LIGHTNING CRASHES ]
[ CATS MEOWING ]
[ CATS HISSING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
[ CATS SCREECHING ]
>> AND THIS ONE IS FOR SHEDDING!
STAY BACK!
>> [ High-pitched voice ] AAAAH!
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE! BUBBIE!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Bubbie: RUN, BABY!
>> Flapjack: [ BREATHING
HEAVILY ]
[ SCREECHING CONTINUES ]
BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: [ STAMMERING ]
[ CATS MURMUR ]
>> K'nuckles: I TOLD YOU CATS
WERE NO GOOD!
>> Flapjack: THEY TOOK OVER THE
WHOLE TOWN.
>> K'nuckles: IT'S THEIR TOWN
NOW, BOY.
WE CAN NEVER RETURN.
>> Flapjack: NEVER?
>> K'nuckles: CHEER UP, BOY.
AT LEAST IT AIN'T YOUR FAULT.
>> Flapjack: BUT IT IS MY FAULT!
I ACCIDENTALLY LET ALL THE CATS
OUT OF THE CATHOUSE!
>> K'nuckles: OH.
AT LEAST IT AIN'T MY FAULT!
>> Bubbie: DON'T WORRY, BABY --
WE'LL FIND A NEW HOME.
>> Flapjack: "DOGALONG HARBOR."
>> ♪ DOGALONG HARBOR ♪
[ DOGS BARKING ]
>> K'nuckles: WOW, LOOK AT ALL
THE DOGS!
[ BARKING CONTINUES ]
HI, DOGGY! HI, DOGGY! HI, DOGGY!
HI, DOGGY! HI, DOGGY!
HEY, BUDDY, YOU GOT A LOT OF
DOGS IN THIS TOWN.
>> THIS IS DOGALONG HARBOR.
EVERYBODY'S A DOG IN THIS TOWN.
>> Flapjack: BUT YOU'RE NOT A
DOG.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: FETCH!
THIS PLACE IS GREAT, FLAPJACK --
NOT A SINGLE CAT IN THE WHOLE
TOWN!
>> Flapjack: OR ANY PEOPLE.
>> K'nuckles: NOT SO FAST, BOY.
I CAN SEE, UH, AT LEAST ONE.
>> HEY!
ARE YOU PEEPING ON MY...
DOG-FOOD WIFE?
>> Both: DOG-FOOD WIFE?!
[ FLY BUZZING ]
>> K'nuckles: WOOF.
>> I'LL BE RIGHT THERE,
LIVER LUMPS!
[ PANTING ]
>> K'nuckles: OH, WELL, AS LONG
AS WE GOT CANDY TO DRINK.
[ BOTH SPITTING ]
>> Flapjack: [ COUGHING ]
>> DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR DOG FOOD?
>> Both: DOG FOOD?!
>> Flapjack: WHERE'S THE CANDY?!
>> [ SCOFFS ]
THERE'S NO CANDY IN DOGALONG.
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> K'nuckles: WE GOT TO GET BACK
TO STORMALONG!
>> Flapjack: BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL
THE KITTY CATS?!
>> K'nuckles: CATS GOT TO BE
SCARED OF SOMETHING.
[ DOGS PANTING ]
HEY, BACK OFF!
I'M THINKING HERE!
[ CATS SCREECHING, INDISTINCT
SHOUTING ]
[ CAT SCREECHES ]
[ DOGS GROWLING ]
[ CATS HISSING ]
[ DOGS BARKING ]
[ CATS HISSING ]
[ DOGS BARKING ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> Flapjack: WE DID IT, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: YES, I DID.
[ GULPING ]
[ DOGS BARKING ]
WE'RE HEROES, BOY!
NOT A CAT AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN
SEE!
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: AND THE BEST PART
IS, THERE'S NO BAD PART!
[ DOGS HOWLING, GROWLING ]
>> Flapjack: PEPPERMINT LARRY,
WHY ARE YOU WEARING A DOG
COSTUME?
>> WHAT DOG COSTUME?
[ DOGS GROWLING ]
HELP ME.
>> K'nuckles: UH, YEAH, THAT'S
TOUGH.
TWO COLD ONES, LARRY.
>> NO CANDY FOR YOU -- NOT UNTIL
YOU CATCH ALL THESE DOGS YOU LET
LOOSE!
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT CATCHING DOGS!
>> THEN FIND SOMEBODY WHO DOES!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
THIS IS SOME HORRIBLE MISTAKE!
CANDY WIFE, WAIT FOR ME!
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]
>> All: DOG? DOG? DOG? DOG? DOG?
DOG?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO ABOUT THESE GUYS?!
[ CAT MEOWS ]
>> Flapjack: KITTY!
[ CAT MOANING OMINOUSLY ]
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
GOODBYE FOREVER.
>> K'nuckles: GOOD WORK, FLAP!
EVERYONE KNOWS DOGCATCHERS ARE
SCARED OF CATS!
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SCARED
OF CATS.
>> K'nuckles: NO. ARE YOU NUTS?!
I LOVE CATS!
MMM!
>> Flapjack: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!
[ CAT MOANING OMINOUSLY ]