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>> Flapjack: WOW!


>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S MY PICTURE?!


I'M A WAY BETTER ADVENTURER THAN ANY OF THESE BEEFCAKES.


YOU DON'T ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS WHAT ADVENTURERS ARE SUPPOSED TO


LOOK LIKE, DO YA?


>> Flapjack: WELL, THEY DO HAVE PRETTY BIG ARMS.


>> K'nuckles: WELL, OF COURSE THEY GOT BIG ARMS!


ALL THEY DO ALL DAY IS RUN AROUND PUMPING IRON AND COMBING


THEIR HAIR!


NO, FLAPJACK, THAT'S NOT AN ADVENTURER.


BESIDES, I CAN DO 20 PUSH-UPS A MINUTE AND GET THAT BUFF.




I JUST DON'T WANT TO RIP MY JACKET.


>> Flapjack: REALLY?


>> K'nuckles: OF COURSE!


NOW, COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A REAL ADVENTURER GETS HIS


PORTRAIT PAINTED.


[ DOOR OPENS ] FLAPJACK!


>> IT TAKES MANY YEARS TO MASTER THE ART OF PAINTING.


BUT I THINK I COULD HONESTLY SAY THAT THIS IS THE BEST PAINTING


I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.


HUH!


>> K'nuckles: REALLY?


>> OH, YES.


IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU.


>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ] >> COME DOWN. COME DOWN.


THE PAINTING IS FINISHED.


MADAM, MAY I PRESENT TO YOU MY NEWEST MASTERPIECE...


"MOTHER WITH CHILD."


[ DING! ] >> K'nuckles: IS THIS SOME KIND


OF JOKE?!


>> NO JOKE. THIS IS YOU.


>> Flapjack: PRETTY GOOD, HUH, CAP'N?


>> K'nuckles: NO!


NOT PRETTY GOOD!


I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!


THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE, AND -- HEY, FATTY, MOVE IT.


I NEED TO USE THE MIRROR -- HUH?


[ CREAK! ] [ SQUISH! ]


HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?


>> OOH, IT FITS PERFECTLY ON THIS WALL.


>> K'nuckles: WHAT?! WHAT WALL?!


>> THE WALL DEDICATED TO EXPECTANT MOTHERS.


>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!


[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ DING! ]


I'M NOT PREGNANT!


>> WAIT, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD TO BE 10 MONTHS PREGNANT WITH


TRIPLETS!


>> WHO'S 10 MONTHS PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS?


>> THAT FAT, UGLY LADY WITH...


TRIPLETS!


>> GOOD FOR HER.


>> K'nuckles: COME ON!


>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, CAP'N?


>> K'nuckles: MY DIET MAPLE SYRUP.


THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO LOSE ALL THIS WEIGHT -- EXERCISE AND


HEALTHY EATING.


>> Flapjack: HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?


>> K'nuckles: A REAL ADVENTURER LIKE ME -- I'LL BE BACK TO


NORMAL IN A WEEK.


[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ] >> Flapjack: WOW!


WHEN DO WE START?


>> K'nuckles: TOMORROW.


ALL GOOD WORKOUT ROUTINES START IN THE MORNING.


[ SNORING ] HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.


I'M GONNA RUN UP AND DOWN THOSE STAIRS UNTIL MY BODY GIVES OUT.


AND THEN I'LL REST WHILE MY MUSCLES REBUILD.


AND WHEN I WAKE UP, I'LL DO IT AGAIN.


[ DRUMROLL ] [ SPLASH! ]


>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!


K'NUCKLES!


THERE YOU ARE.


WHAT HAPPENED?


I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA RUN UPSTAIRS.


>> K'nuckles: HUH? OH, YEAH.


I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE.


>> Flapjack: HOW MANY OF THOSE MAPLE SYRUPS HAVE YOU HAD?


>> K'nuckles: EIGHT.


BUT THEY'RE DIET.


THERE ARE WAY LESS "CAMOMIES" IN A DIET MAPLE.


>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE "CAMOMIES"?


>> K'nuckles: IT'S DIET STUFF!


YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.


BUT TRUST ME, JUST LIFTING THIS BOTTLE TO DRINK IT BURNS THE


SAME AMOUNT OF "CAMELBEES" AS RUNNING UP ALL THEM STAIRS.


>> Flapjack: HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!


WHY DO YOU JUST RUN UP THOSE STAIRS?


>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE.


>> Flapjack: [ Whining ] BUT WHAT ABOUT BEING BACK TO NORMAL


IN A WEEK?


>> K'nuckles: EH.


>> Flapjack: AW!


[ KNOCKING ] WHO COULD THAT BE?


>> K'nuckles: OH, I DON'T KNOW.


BUT AFTER YOU MAKE 'EM LEAVE, CAN YOU GET ME ANOTHER DIET


MAPLE?


THIS WEIGHT ISN'T GONNA LOSE ITSELF.


>> Flapjack: HELLO?


HUBBA-WHA?!


[ Echoing ] A REAL ADVENTURER!


>> HEY.


>> Flapjack: C-C-CAN I HELP YOU?


>> YES, I WAS AT THE PORTRAIT PAINTERS PICKING UP SOME OF MY


ADVENTURE GLAMOUR SHOTS WHEN I SAW THIS PAINTING.


>> Both: HUH?


>> THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PREGNANT WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN.


AND I MUST MEET HER.


>> Bubbie: [ SNICKERING ] >> WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?


IS MY LOVE HERE OR NOT?


I MUST SPEAK WITH HER.


>> Bubbie: [ SNICKERING ] >> Flapjack: UM...K'NUCKLES


ISN'T PREGNANT.


>> [ GASPS ] >> Flapjack: AND HE'S A MAN.


>> [ GASPS ] N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!


[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] PLEASE, ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES.


MY THERAPIST SAYS THAT I FALL IN LOVE TOO FAST.


AND I-I SUPPOSE SHE WAS RIGHT.


I'M SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME.


>> Bubbie: WAIT!


>> HMM?


>> Bubbie: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR DINNER?


>> I DON'T KNOW.


I WOULDN'T WANT TO BORE YOU WITH MY MANY TALES OF ADVENTURE.


>> Bubbie: OH, I INSIST.


WE JUST LOVE ADVENTURE STORIES, DON'T WE, PUD'N?


>> Flapjack: [ Whimpering ] YEP!


>> WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD STAY.


BUT ON ONE CONDITION.


>> Both: WHAT?


>> THAT I BE ALLOWED TO HUNT AND WRESTLE OUR MEALS.


>> Flapjack: WHOA!


[ BOTH LAUGHING ] SO, THEN WHAT DID YOU DO?


>> WELL, I DID THE ONLY THING I COULD DO.


I SAID, "SORRY, GUY, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS YOUR HORSE."


AND THEN I WRESTLED HIM, TOO!


[ BOTH LAUGHING MANICALLY ] >> Bubbie: [ GIGGLES ]


[ LAUGHTER STOPS ] >> K'nuckles: HUH? HMM? HMM.


>> MM-HMM. HMM.


WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?


HERE I AM MONOPOLIZING THE CONVERSATION, AND I FORGOT TO


SEE IF THAT GUY ON THE COUCH HAD ANY STORIES.


>> K'nuckles: I GOT A STORY FOR YOU, YOU --


>> Flapjack: HIS NAME'S CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, AND HE'S THE


GREATEST ADVENTURER EVER!


HE CAN EVEN DO 20 PUSH-UPS!


HE JUST WON'T 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO RIP HIS JACKET!


RIGHT, CAP'N?


>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]


>> 20? HOW ABOUT 200?


[ WHOOSH! ] YOU KNOW, SOME SAY THE ONLY


JACKET A TRUE ADVENTURER NEEDS IS HIS OWN MUSCLES.


>> Flapjack: OOH!


>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ] [ CREAK! ]


[ CRACK! ] >> WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?


>> K'nuckles: [ GASPING ] >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES?


>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ANGRILY ] >> Flapjack: REAL ADVENTURER


INVITED ME ON AN ADVENTURE, AND I WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT'S OKAY


WITH YOU.


>> K'nuckles: I DON'T CARE.


DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.


>> Flapjack: ARE YOU SURE?


>> K'nuckles: YES!


>> FLAPJACK, YOU COMING?


[ DOINK! ] [ WARBLE! ]


>> K'nuckles: FLAP, WAIT! HEY!


[ HORSE NEIGHING ] [ BOTH LAUGHING ]


>> Bubbie: WELL, YOU REALLY BLEW IT THIS TIME.


>> K'nuckles: HE'S NOT HANGING OUT WITH YOU EITHER!


>> Bubbie: I KNOW HE ISN'T!


YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW I'M STUCK IN THIS OCEAN AND CAN'T GET UP


ON THE DOCKS WITH MY BABY?!


BUT YOU...YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT WITH HIM.


BUT INSTEAD, YOU JUST LAY AROUND DRINKING MAPLE SYRUP, BEING ALL


KINDS OF LAZY!


IT'S NO WONDER HE RAN OFF LIKE HE DID.


CAN'T EVEN DO A PUSH-UP.


EVEN I CAN DO A PUSH-UP, AND I'M A WHALE!


>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT.


>> Bubbie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?


>> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA USE THIS LAZY BUTT TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT!


AND WIN FLAPJACK BACK.


HOLD MY FEET SO I CAN DO SOME SIT-UPS, WILL YA?


>> Bubbie: HEY, K'NUCKLES?


>> K'nuckles: WHAT?


>> Bubbie: I'M PROUD OF YOU.


>> K'nuckles: JUST HOLD MY LEGS DOWN.


[ GRUNTING ] [ CREAK! ]


>> Bubbie: COME ON! COME ON!


>> K'nuckles: AAH, NUTS TO THIS!


I'M JUST GONNA GO SPY ON THEM!


[ RATTLING ] >> Bubbie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING


NOW?


>> K'nuckles: WELL, I CAN'T LET 'EM KNOW I'M SPYING ON THEM, CAN


I?


BESIDES, I DON'T WANT EVERYONE IN STORMALONG TELLING ME I'M


PREGNANT.


>> YOU'RE PREGNANT?


>> K'nuckles: NO!


>> AW.


>> ♪ HO! ♪ [ WHIP CRACKS ]


[ HORSE NEIGHS ] AH-WHOO-HOO-HOO!


>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ] >> ♪ ADVENTURE IS A SAD THING ♪


♪ WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪ ♪ DANGER ISN'T DANGEROUS ♪


♪ SINCE YOU LEFT HOME ♪ >> ♪ NO ♪


>> [ NEIGHING ] >> ♪ TRY TO FIGHT IT ♪


♪ TRY TO HIDE IT ♪ ♪ BUT EVERYWHERE I GO I FIND


THAT ♪ ♪ ADVENTURE IS SAD THING ♪


♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪ ♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪


[ WHISTLING ] >> [ NEIGHING ]


>> [ WHISTLING CONTINUES ] >> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]


FLAPJACK!


FLAP!


>> ♪ A SAD THING WITHOUT YOU ♪ >> K'nuckles: [ SOBBING ]


[ DISTANT LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ]


>> Flapjack: WHOO!


>> OH!


SO...FLAPJACK, WE'VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER


LATELY.


>> Flapjack: YEAH!


>> [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] YEAH, AND IT'S BEEN GREAT.


AND, WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO ASK YOU.


WILL YOU...SET SAIL WITH ME?


>> Flapjack: Yes.


>> K'nuckles: NO!


[ SOBBING ] >> Flapjack: "YES" IS WHAT I


WOULD SAY...


>> K'nuckles: HUH?


>> Flapjack: ...IF I WANTED TO GO WITH YOU.


I CAN'T LEAVE BUBBIE AND K'NUCKLES.


ADVENTURING WITH YOU HAS BEEN A LOT OF FUN, BUT I BELONG HERE IN


STORMALONG...FOR NOW.


>> I...I UNDERSTAND.


BUT, FLAPJACK, DO YOU THINK WE COULD STILL BE --


[ DOOR SLAMS ] FLAPJACK?


>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ] K'NUCKIE!


>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING


IN THIS COSTUME?


>> K'nuckles: AH, NOTHING.


WHERE'S CAPTAIN HAIRDO?


I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME TOGETHER.


>> Flapjack: HIS ADVENTURES ALWAYS WENT WELL.


AND, WELL, THEY WEREN'T VERY MUCH FUN.


[ LAUGHS ] WHAT FUN'S THAT?


[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> K'nuckles: COME ON, LET'S GO


TO THE CANDY BARREL AND TELL EVERYONE I'M PREGNANT SO WE CAN


CUT IN LINE!


[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW.


YOU LOOK SKINNY.


HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT?

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