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> THE FOLLOWING EPISODE WAS DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO, NO,

NO, NO, NO.

EXAGGERATIN' IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN LYING!

[ AUDIENCE SHOUTING ] OH, WAIT.

IS, UH, LYING THE ONE WHERE YOU LIE?

>> Flapjack: UH-HUH.

>> K'nuckles: OH, YEAH.

WELL, THEN IT IS CALLED LYING.

AND IT'S, UH -- AND IT'S AN ADVENTURER'S BEST TOOL.

>> Flapjack: BUT...ISN'T LYING WRONG?

>> K'nuckles: PBHT!

ONLY IF YOU DO IT WRONG.

WATCH AND LEARN, KID.

WATCH AND LEARN.

[ CRACKING ] AAAAAAH.

[ CRACK! CRACK! ] [ SLURPING ]

AHEM! HMM!

YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.

[ AUDIENCE GIGGLES ] >> Flapjack: NO, THEY'RE NOT.

[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ] >> K'nuckles: I KNOW.

>> Flapjack: BUT YOU SAID...

[ GASPS ] OHHHHHH!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU, K'NUCKLES!

[ CHUCKLES ] >> K'nuckles: [ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]

>> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ] THERE'S A [LAUGHS] SEA MONSTER BEHIND YOU!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] [ CHOMPING STOPS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ] SEA...MONSTER?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHING ] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]

>> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

AAAAAHHHHH!

AAAH!

[ PANTING ] >> ♪ BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF SEA

MONSTER ♪ [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ GULPING ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]

>> ♪ ARE YOU SURE? ♪ ♪ ARE YOU...SURE? ♪

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] [ INHALES DEEPLY ]

[ BLOWS FORCEFULLY ] COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!

[ BUZZER ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]

[ STRAINING ] [ BELL TOLLING ]

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] SEA MONSTER!

[ ALL SCREAMING ] SEA MONSTER!

>> SEA MONSTER?!

[ PANTING ] IT'S NOT GETTING MY CANDY!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] [ CREAKING ]

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS, CHEERS ] [ SIRENS WAIL ]

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU

LAUGHING ABOUT?!

>> Flapjack: THERE IS NO SEA MONSTER.

I WAS JUST LYING.

>> K'nuckles: THERE IS NO SEA MONSTER?!

[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> All: HUH?

>> HUH?!

>> HMM?

>> NO SEA MONSTER?!

>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ] >> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES

NERVOUSLY ] >> K'NUCKLES HAS RUNG THE BELL

IN VAIN!

>> YES.

>> YES.

>> GO GET HIM!

THE HANDS THAT RANG THE BELL!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] THE TONGUE AND MOUTH THAT CRIED "SEA MONSTER!"

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]

>> HMPH!

[ ALL GRUMBLING ] >> Flapjack: WHERE'D K'NUCKLES

GO?

>> HE IS BANISHED FROM STORMALONG AND MUST LIVE

UNDERWATER FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

[ AUDIENCE GASPS ] >> Flapjack: AAAH!

BUT WHY?!

>> [ SIGHS ] AS EVERYONE IN STORMALONG

KNOWS...

[ Quickly ] EXCEPT YOU, APPARENTLY...

[ Normal voice ] IF YOU RING THE SEA MONSTER ALARM AND

THERE'S NO SEA MONSTER...

FFFTHT!

BANISHED!

>> Flapjack: B-B-BUT WHAT IF IT WASN'T K'NUCKLES' FAULT, AND HE

JUST THOUGHT THERE WAS A SEA MONSTER?

>> OH, DEAR!

MERCY, NO!

THAT IS A POSSIBILITY, ISN'T IT?

LET'S CONSULT THE TOWN CHARTER.

>> Flapjack: W-W-WHERE IS IT?

TOWN HALL?!

>> NO, NO!

I KEEP AN IMAGINARY COPY OF IT RIGHT HERE!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] LET'S SEE...

"IN CASE OF AN ACCIDENT, IT...

DOESN'T MATTER!" HE RANG THE BELL...

NO SEA MONSTER...

BANISHED!

[ AUDIENCE AWWs ] >> Flapjack: [ WHIMPERS ]

>> Bubbie: AAAAAH!

>> Flapjack: HI, CAP'N!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] WE BROUGHT LUNCH.

[ CHOMPING ] [ VOMITS ]

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] THAT WAS BUBBIE'S IDEA!

>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY,

K'NUCKLES.

I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS.

I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW.

>> Bubbie: THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT, K'NUCKLES.

TEACHING MY BABY TO LIE.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: LYING IS AN

ADVENTURER'S BEST TOOL.

>> Flapjack: THAT'S IT!

SORRY, K'NUCKLES!

LUNCH IS GONNA BE A LITTLE RUSHED!

[ CHOMPING ] [ VOMITING ]

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHING ] PEPPERMINT LARRY!

PEPPERMINT LARRY!

PEPPERMINT LARRY!

CAN K'NUCKLES COME BACK TO STORMALONG IF I BRING YOU

PROOF...

[ TINK! ] ...THAT HE SAW A SEA MONSTER?

>> UH, NOT SURE WHY YOU WINKED, BUT, SURE, I GUESS HE COULD COME

BACK IF YOU PROVE HE WAS RIGHT.

>> Flapjack: YES!

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ] BOOP!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> [ WHIRRING ]

>> Flapjack: OKAY, NOW.

UM, NOW, DRAW A BIG SEA MONSTER RIGHT HERE, AND THEN EVERYONE

WILL THINK THERE WAS A SEA MONSTER AND K'NUCKLES DIDN'T

RING THE BELL FOR NOTHING!

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> I CAN'T DRAW WHAT I DON'T

SEE!

ALTHOUGH I COULD GET CREATIVE FOR A LITTLE OF THIS.

[ LAUGHS ] [ WHIRRING ]

>> Flapjack: OH, I DON'T NEED A PICTURE OF MONEY.

I NEED ONE OF A SEA MONSTER!

OHH.

[ DING! ] UNLESS...

>> Bubbie: I DON'T KNOW, PUDDIN'.

YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT MAKEUP ON?

>> Flapjack: SURE, BUBBIE.

JUST A LITTLE AROUND YOUR EYES.

[ GRUNTS ] BOOP. BOOP.

AND MAYBE A LITTLE MORE HERE.

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] PERFECT!

SAY CHEESE!

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] >> [ SCREAMS ]

[ WHIRS ] SEA MONSTER!

SEA MONSTER!

SEA MONSTER!

[ BELL TOLLING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> WAIT! NO, NO!

THERE'S NO SEA MONSTER!

>> NO! NO!

[ TWANG! ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]

[ SPLASH ] >> Bubbie: ARE YOU UP TO

SOMETHING, DUMPLIN'?

>> Flapjack: UH...

NO.

[ ZOOM! ] I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

HERE'S PROOF THAT K'NUCKLES SAW A SEA MONSTER!

>> HUH?!

WELL, I'LL BE!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] I-I GUESS K'NUCKLES CAN GO FREE.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS ]

>> BUT, THEN, IF THERE REALLY IS A SEA MONSTER, THEN...

>> Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY! HE LEFT!

[ BOTH SIGH ] [ SCREAMING, BANGING ]

[ ALL GASP ] >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE LEFT!

[ ALARM RINGING ] [ SEA MONSTER SCREECHING ]

[ AUDIENCE SCREAMING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> OOH!

HUH?

MM-MM-HMM!

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] [ COOING ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> All: HUH?

>> [ COOING ] >> Bubbie: OH!

UM, I-I-I-I AM FLATTERED, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, UM, OOOH...

I HAVE TO WASH MY HAIR THAT DAY.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] BUBBIE!

>> [ MOANS ] [ SNIFFLES ]

[ MOANING ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, YOU DON'T HAVE HAIR.

DID YOU JUST TELL A LIE?

>> Bubbie: OH, UM, UH, NO.

NO, SUGAR, NO, NO, NO.

YOU SEE -- WELL, WELL, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY, UM...

WHO WANTS TO GO GET K'NUCKLES?

>> Flapjack: YAY!

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]

BUNCH OF LIARS!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS, CHEERS ]

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