Flapjack: WELCOME TO STORM-ALONG -- WHERE EVERYONE'S ROUGH AND TOUGH AND READY FOR ADVENTURE!

EXCEPT TODAY, I GUESS.

[ CREAK! ]

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

BU-U-U-U-BBIE!

BU-U-U-BBIE!

[ SQUINK! ]

BUBBIE!

[ DING! ]

>> Bubbie: [ SNORING ]

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK. YOU KNOW IF I DON'T GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP, I GET THOSE NASTY BARNACLES UNDER MY EYES.

>> Flapjack: EW.

>> Bubbie: NOW, WHAT IS IT, CHILD?

>> Flapjack: I LOVE YOU.

[ LAUGHS ]

K'NU-U-U-CKLES!

>> K'nuckles: Psst! HEY, BOY. YEAH, IN HERE.

>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES WAS EATEN BY A CRATE?! THIS IS THE WORST ADVENTURE EVER.

>> K'nuckles: NO, YA DOPE. I'M RIGHT HERE... [appears from behind the crate] BEHIND THE CRATE.

[ THUMP! ]

>> Flapjack: WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

>> K'nuckles: HIDING. EVERYONE HIDES WHEN A SNARKLOVICH SHIP COMES TO TOWN.

[ BELL TOLLS ]

THAR SHE BLOWS!

>> Flapjack: OH.

>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO.

THERE!

[ EVIL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

>> All: [ GRUMBLING ]

>> Flapjack: BUT THEY'RE JUST VISITING SEA FOLK, COME TO STORM-ALONG FOR A LITTLE CANDY AND SATISFACTION.

>> K'nuckles: YOU NEVER BEEN SNARKED, HAVE YA, BOY?

>> Flapjack: IS IT LIKE... ADVENT--

>> K'nuckles: NO! TRUST ME, SNARKS ARE ONE ADVENTURE...

>> Flapjack: ADVENTURE!

>> K'nuckles: ...YA DON'T WANT TO HAVE!

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: YEP, I'M GONNA MISS THAT BOY.

>> HI.

[ POINK! POINK! ]

I LIKE ADVENTURE, TOO.

[ CREAK! ]

>> K'nuckles: EH, I'LL KEEP YOU IN MIND.

>> All: [ GRUMBLING ]

>> Flapjack: HI, FRIENDS.

WELCOME TO...

HEY.

>> All: [ GRUMBLING ]

>> Flapjack: I'M FLAPJACK.

>> PBHT! PBHT! PBHT! PBHT!

>> SNEEP SNARP. SNEEP SNARP.

>> Flapjack: UH, HA HA HA HA.

OKAY.

AND THAT'S CAP'N K'NUCKLES.

>> K'nuckles: No, no, no.

>> Flapjack: HE'S HIDING FROM YOU BEHIND THAT CRATE.

>> All: [ GROWLING ]

>> K'nuckles: [ MUMBLING ]

OH, BOY.

JUST KNOCK THREE TIMES IF YOU NEED AIR.

>> ADVEN--

[ CRUNCH! ]

>> Flapjack: AND I BET YA DIDN'T KNOW THAT I LIVED IN A WHALE.

[ TWANG! ]

HER NAME'S BUBBIE, OH, YES, SIR.

SHE'S THE BEST WHALE EVER.

>> [ SPEAKING SNARKLISH ]

>> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW WHAT

WE'D DO IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENED TO HER.

WHAT'S THIS?

[ POP! ]

AN INVITATION!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ PBHT! ]

BUT I CAN'T READ SNARKLISH.

NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT SAYS.

>> LET ME SEE THAT.

[ CRANK! CRANK! ]

MM-HMM.

WELL, SAYS HERE YOU'VE BEEN INVITED TO HAVE LUNCH WITH THE CAPTAIN ON BOARD THE SHIP.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: OH, BOY!

I'VE NEVER HAD SNARK FOOD BEFORE WITH A SNARK CREW AND CREEPY SAILORS THAT EVERYONE'S HIDING FROM.

>> K'nuckles: FREE EATS?

HEY, WAIT UP!

>> [ Muffled ] ADVENTURE!

>> Flapjack: HOLY ABALONE, LOOK AT ALL THE BONES!

UMPH!

I EVEN TRIPPED ON A BONE.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: I THINK THESE ARE WHALE BONES.

>> Flapjack: YEAH, LIKE BUBBIE HAS.

[ SOUR NOTES PLAY ]

>> K'nuckles: MMM. NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A WHALE OF A MEAL, EH, FLAP?

[ CHOMP! ]

FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: [ SPEAKS

INDISTINCTLY ]

>> K'nuckles: DON'T TALK WITH WHALE BONE IN YOUR MOUTH.

NOW PASS THE WHALE SAUCE, WILL YA?

[ WHIP! CLINK! ]

>> PBHT! WUW WUW DUF. PBHT!

[ POINK! ]

[ BOOM! ]

[ THUD! ]

[ SCREECH! ]

[ SQUEAL! ]

>> K'nuckles: SNARKED!

SEE, I TOLD YOU YA CAN'T TRUST A SNARKLOVICH.

>> Flapjack: BUT I DON'T FEEL SNARKED.

I JUST FEEL HUNGRY.

>> K'nuckles: AH, WHO CARES?

BUBBIE WILL MAKE US LUNCH.

>> Flapjack: GOOD OL' BUBBIE.

>> K'nuckles: SAY, WHERE IS SHE, ANYHOW?

[ CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! ]

>> FOOLS. THAT WAS A SNARK WHALING SHIP. AND THEY GOT BUBBIE.

HOO-DEE!

>> K'nuckles: WHALING SHIP?! THOSE WERE WHALE BONES.

>> Flapjack: LIKE BUBBIE HAS.

[ GASPS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]

[ CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! ]

>> Flapjack: BOY, YOU MUST REALLY LOVE BUBBIE.

>> K'nuckles: YOU KIDDING? ALL MY STUFF'S ON THAT WHALE!

>> Flapjack: BUT DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT BUBBIE?

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, IN A STORAGE-SHED KIND OF WAY.

[ THUD! ]

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

[ DING! ]

>> Flapjack: OKAY, MR. FISH. MY FRIEND'S IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, AND WE NEED YOU TO FOLLOW THAT SHIP.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[ SEAGULL SHRIEKS ]

[ PLOP! ]

>> Flapjack: ADVENTURE!

[ SEAGULL SQUAWKS ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

[ THUD! ]

>> Flapjack: THANKS, MR. FISH!

[ SQUISH! ]

[ SEAGULL SHRIEKS ]

>> [ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]

[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]

>> K'nuckles: OKAY, BOY, THE TRICK TO FINDING BUBBIE IS TO BLEND IN.

>> Flapjack: RIGHT.

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, WAIT.

>> Flapjack: EXCUSE ME, FRIEND, CAPTAIN. HAVE YOU SEEN BUBBIE?

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

YOU SEE, WE'VE COME HERE TO RESCUE HER, AND WE WERE WONDERING IF --

[ THUD! ]

>> K'nuckles: WHAT HE MEANT TO SAY IS, UH, MUSKA BABOOSKA SHUSHKA STROGANOFF, OR SOMETHING.

>> [ GROWLING ]

PBHT!

AH.

[ SPEAKING SNARKLISH ]

>> K'nuckles: THANKS.

[ SCREAMS ]

UH, HOW ABOUT YOU GO IN FIRST?

>> Flapjack: ADVENTURE?

>> K'nuckles: ADVENTURE.

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

WHEE!

[ CRUNCH! ]

COME ON IN, K'NUCKLES.

THE WATER'S JUST FINE.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SQUISH! ]

>> K'nuckles: QUIT FOOLING AROUND, FLAPJACK. DO YOU SEE BUBBIE OR WHAT?

[ SQUISH! SQUISH! ]

>> Flapjack: UH...

YEAH, I DO.

I --

[ FLY BUZZES ]

NO, WAIT -- THAT'S JUST A PILE OF WHALE GUTS SHAPED LIKE BUBBIE.

[ SPLAT! ]

BU-U-U-BBIE!

>> [ Hissing ] Psst!

[ Creaking ] BE-E-E-WARE.

[ Hissing ] Psst!

[ Creaking ] GO-O-O BA-A-A-CK.

>> Flapjack: OH, HA HA HA. THAT'S JUST A SQUEAKY HINGE AND A --

>> [ High-pitched ] DO-O-O-ON'T. DO-O-O-O-ON'T.

>> Flapjack: AND THAT'S JUST A SILLY PIRATE CAT MOUNTED ON A --

[ FROG CROAKS ]

>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAH!

[ SCREECH! ]

AAAAAH!

>> K'nuckles: LOOK, BOY SHE'S GOT TO BE HERE.

>> Flapjack: WHA?!

BUBBIE!

>> Flapjack: OH.

>> K'nuckles: NO, NO.

THAT'S JUST A PILE OF GENTLEMEN SHAPED LIKE BUBBIE.

>> ARE WE GLAD TO SEE YOU.

>> YEAH.

>> YES, WE ARE.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WE DON'T WANT TROUBLE. SEE, WE'RE JUST LOOKING FOR A WHALE.

>> A WHALE OF A WHAT?

[ RIM SHOT ]

>> Flapjack: HER NAME'S BUBBIE, AND SHE WAS KIDNAPPED BY THE SNARKS.

>> SO WERE WE. FREE US, AND WE WILL TELL YOU WHERE YOUR WHALE FRIEND IS.

>> K'nuckles: DEAL.

>> YARG.

>> YARG.

>> YARG.

>> All: YAY!

>> Flapjack: BUT WHERE'S BUBBIE?

>> K'nuckles: AND MY STUFF?

>> Bubbie: I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU SILLY LITTLE FOOLS.

[ CREAKS! ]

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!

>> Bubbie: THAT'S RIGHT. I WASN'T KIDNAPPED BY ANYONE. I WAS JUST AT THE WHALE SALON GETTING DE-BARNACLED.

>> K'nuckles: DE-BARNACLED?

[ CRANK! CRANK! ]

>> YEAH.

FUNNY THING -- THOSE WEREN'T SNARK WHALERS, THEY'RE SNARK JAILORS.

>> K'nuckles: SNARK JAILORS?

>> Flapjack: WHA? SO THAT MEANS THAT PILE OF GENTLEMEN WE LET GO WERE...

>> ...DANGEROUS CRIMINALS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ SHOUTING AND GUNFIRE ]

[ CRASH! ]

[ SHATTER! ]

[ BOOM! ]

[ SCREAMING ]

>> Flapjack: WELL, AT LEAST NO ONE GOT HURT.

[ WHISTLE! GUST! ]

[ WHISTLE! ]

>> [ Muffled ] ADVENTURE!

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