> YOU'RE DOING WELL, OLD BOY, BUT 'TIS IN VAIN.
>> AND WHY'S THAT, PRAY TELL?
>> BECAUSE MY SHIP IS THE FASTEST SHIP IN STORMALONG!
>> OH YEAH? WELL --
>> Flapjack: MOVE OVER, SLOWPOKES! MAKE WAY FOR BUBBIE -- THE FASTEST SHIP IN THE SEVEN SEAS!
>> PBHT!
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, HONEY, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT BRAGGING.
>> Flapjack: IT DON'T CAUSE NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLE.
>> Bubbie: MM-HMM.
>> [ Chuckling ] WHALE COULDN'T BEAT MY LEGLESS MERMAID.
>> Bubbie: GRRRR!
[Angered, Bubbie swak right past the ships, causing them to sink.]
Bubbie: OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
[ The sailors pop out of the water and hang onto the debris of the ship.]
>> THAT'S ONE FAST WHALE!
[Another man in a diver's suit pop out of the water.]
>> Both: AAH!
>> WHOA! THAT'S THE SECOND FASTEST THING IN THE SEVEN SEAS.
>> Flapjack: SECOND FASTEST?
>> K'nuckles: THEN WHO'S THE FIRST?
>> FOLLOW ME.
>> Bubbie: AHHH.
>> Flapjack: WOW.
>> Bubbie: OH. GUESS I'LL JUST WAIT HERE, THEN. DON'T GET INTO ANY MORE TROUBLE!
>> Flapjack: WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
The Inventor: [ English accent ] WHAT... ISN'T IT?
WELCOME... TO "THE M.U.S.L."
>> Flapjack: THE M.U.S.L.?
>> K'nuckles: YOU MEAN LIKE THE CLAM OR THE BODY PART?
>> I'M AFRAID YOU'RE WRONG ON BOTH ACCOUNTS. MAGICAL... UNDERSEA... LAIR.
>> Both: WHOA!
>> PLEASE, PLEASE COME IN AND WIPE YOUR FEET.
[ SNICKERS ]
WAIT!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO. SAY HELLO TO THE "ABB." THE AUTO BOOT BRUSHER.
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Both: HUH?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
MY BOYS TELL ME YOU HAVE A FAST WHALE. IS IT TRUE?
>> Flapjack: OH, IT'S TRUE. SHE'S THE FASTEST --
>> Bubbie: YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT BRAGGING.
>> Flapjack: UH... SHE'S PRETTY FAST.
>> JUST PRETTY FAST, HMM? COME. I HAVE SOMETHING THAT MAY INTEREST YOU. EVERYTHING YOU SEE HERE WAS INVENTED BY ME -- FROM MY AUTOMATED SEA GARDENS... TO THE COMPLEX DEVICE THAT ALLOWS MY DIVERS TO BREATHE UNDERWATER.
>> Flapjack: WOW!
THAT'S AMAZING.
>> YES, I KNOW. BUT WHAT I'LL SHOW YOU NEXT WILL LEAVE YOU... breathless.
GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU...
WHOOSH!
[ BOTH GASP ]
THE ALPHA WHALE!
WITH ITS SUPERIOR STRENGTH...
[ CHOMP! ]
SPEED... AND SOPHISTICATION...
[ PBHT! ]
POWERED BY THE ANGST OF 30 JUVENILE DELINQUENTS...
>> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
[ BOTH GASP ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
>> IT IS UNDOUBTEDLY THE FASTEST WHALE IN THE SEVEN SEAS.
>> Flapjack: BUT BUBBIE'S THE FASTEST WHALE IN THE SEVEN SEAS!
>> K'nuckles: SHE COULD BEAT ANY WHALE OR SAIL IN THE WATER.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
THAT WHALE COULDN'T BEAT MY LEGLESS MERMAID.
>> Flapjack: HOW ABOUT A RACE THEN?
>> HOW ABOUT TOMORROW?
>> Flapjack: HOW ABOUT THE SEA OF TEETH?
>> K'nuckles: HOW ABOUT --
THE SEA OF TEETH?!
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
>> I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!
>> Bubbie: THE SEA OF TEETH?!
THE SEA OF TEETH?!
DIDN'T I TELL YOU BRAGGING WOULD JUST BRING TROUBLE?
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
>> Flapjack: I GUESS I WAS THINKING YOU WERE THE FASTEST WHALE IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH HAS ARRIVED!
TODAY WE LEARN WHO IS FASTEST... AND WHO IS DEAD.
[ ALL GASP ]
>> All: DEAD?
>> I MEAN....
SLOWEST.
>> ON YOUR MARKS... GET SET...
[ CHEERING ]
>> K'nuckles: HA HA HA!
THAT LUBBER -- HE DON'T WHAT HE GOT HIMSELF INTO.
>> Flapjack: YEAH! THIS IS GONNA BE EASY!
>> ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN.
WE'LL PLAY IT SLOW AND STEADY AT FIRST.
LET THEM GET COMFORTABLE, AND THEN...WHAM!
WE CRANK IT UP A NOTCH.
>> Bubbie: I HAVE A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
SOMETHING DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.
[ CREAKS ]
>> K'nuckles: AW, YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, BABY, GET DOWN!
[ THUNK! CRACK! ]
>> Flapjack: WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S FIRING AT US?
[ BOOM! ]
>> TARGET-SEEKING MISSILES!
[ BOOM! ]
MECHANICAL NETS!
[ BOOM! ]
AUTOMATIC FINGERS!
[ WHISTLE! ]
[ SQUISH! SPLASH! ]
>> Bubbie: OH! HEY!
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Both: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Bubbie: STAY INSIDE, BABY!
>> Flapjack: I'LL NEVER BRAG AGAIN!
>> DRIP-DRY, CHILDREN. THAT COAL WON'T SHOVEL ITSELF.
[ POP! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S MY FRIEND!
>> Bubbie: AAAAAAH!
[ SHINK! ]
[ POINK! ]
>> AAAH!
>> Flapjack: OOPSIE.
[ THUNK! ]
>> Both: AAAAAH!
>> Flapjack: SORRY. DON'T MESS WITH MY FRIENDS.
[ SHINK! ]
[ POINK! POINK! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ WHISTLING ]
[ BOOM! ]
>> GO FOR THE BLOWHOLE, CHILDREN. IF IT CAN'T BREATHE, IT CAN'T SWIM.
[ CRACK! SLUMP! ]
[ SHINK! ]
>> I'M DEFENSELESS!
AAAAAH!
[ SPLASH! ]
[ ALL YELLING ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES! HELP!
[ CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! ]
[ TINK! ]
>> THE ALPHA WHALE HAS TAKEN THE LEAD AND IS APPROACHING THE MIDWAY POINT.
[ ALL GASP ]
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
>> K'nuckles: WE -- WE GOTTA CATCH UP!
[ PANTING ]
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
>> Both: HUH?
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS, DIES ]
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
WHY AREN'T YOU KIDS SHOVELING?
>> CAN IT, GRAMPS.
>> WE'RE ON OUR SCHEDULED BREAK.
>> AH, YES.
I FORGOT ABOUT THE SCHEDULED BREAK.
OF COURSE, OF COURSE.
SCHEDULED BREAKS ARE IMPORTANT.
GOOD FOR PRODUCTIVITY.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
>> K'nuckles: LET'S SMOKE THAT SARDINE CAN!
>> All: WHOO!
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE CATCHING UP!
>> Flapjack: I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, BUBBIE!
[ MUZAK PLAYS ]
>> All: WHOO-HOO!
>> THE SHE WHALE TAKES THE LEAD!
>> All: YAY!
[ MUZAK CONTINUES ]
[ DING! SCRATCH! ]
>> WHOOPS. BREAK'S OVER.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> K'nuckles: WHOA!
COME ON.
HE'S GAINING ON US!
[ BOOM! SPLASH! ]
[ BOOM! SPLASH! ]
>> [ GASPS ]
THE ALPHA WHALE IS GAINING FROM THE REAR!
AND THEY'RE HEADIN' FOR THE SEA OF TEETH!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> OH, GEEZ!
>> SOUNDS DANGEROUS.
>> [ ROARS ]
>> All: [ GASP ]
AAAAAH!
[ ZOOM! SNAP! SNAP! ]
[ SPLASH! ]
[ POP! ]
>> Flapjack: WE SURVIVED THE SEA OF TEETH.
>> K'nuckles: AND WE'RE STILL IN THE LEAD.
>> [ ROARS ]
>> [ GASPS ]
>> LUCKY FOR US, WE'RE PROTECTED BY THE ALPHA WHALE.
>> All: [ YELLING, GASPING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
I GOT EVERYONE INTO THIS MESS.
[ ZING! ]
[ SPLASH! ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!
>> K'nuckles: IT'LL COST US THE RACE!
>> THE SHE WHALE IS TURNING AROUND.
[ ALL GASP ]
[ THUNK! SQUEAK! ]
[ THUNK! SQUEAK! ]
>> All: HELP US!
>> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
FOOLS!
>> Flapjack: I GOT YOU, FRIEND.
[ SQUISH! ]
UGH!
WELL, WE MAY NOT HAVE WON THE RACE, BUT I HOPE WE'VE WON YOUR HEARTS.
[ TWINKLE! ]
>> Bubbie: WE HAVEN'T LOST THIS RACE YET, BABY.
[ SCREECH! ]
[ CHUGGING SLOWS ]
>> COME ON.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU CHILDREN?
[ HONK! ]
OH, I FIRED THEM ALL AT THE CREATURE.
>> SO, WHO WON?
>> Flapjack: WHAT HAPPENED?
>> K'nuckles: DID WE WIN?
[ ALL MUMBLING ]
>> Bubbie: I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ ALL GASP ]
I THOUGHT THIS MIGHT HAPPEN.
WHICH IS WHY I BROUGHT MY IMAGE BOX.
THIS IMAGE BOX WILL TELL US EXACTLY WHO WON THE RACE.
[ THUNK! ]
WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE PICTURE TO DEVELOP.
[ IMITATES BUZZER ]
AHA!
AND NOW THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN...
[ POINK! ]
[ Weakly ] WAITING FOR?
>> All: HUH?
>> NO! IT CAN'T BE! THE SHE WHALE WON BY A TONGUE?
[ DING! ]
>> Flapjack: WE WON? WE WON!
>> Both: WE WON!
>> All: WE QUIT!
[ CHEERING ]
>> I'M RUINED.
>> Flapjack: UH... MAYBE YOU COULD JUST THINK OF SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T RUN ON CHILDREN.
>> [ SNIFFLES ] I DON'T NEED CHILDREN FOR MY PHOTOGRAPHY.
[ THUNK! ]
>> WHEE! I'M GOING TO ART SCHOOL!
>> NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!
>> Flapjack: WELL, I LEARNED MY LESSON. BRAGGING DON'T BRING NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLE.
>> Bubbie: MM-HMM.
>> K'nuckles: YOU ALMOST GOT US KILLED.
>> Flapjack: I'LL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.
>> Psst! Psst! HEY, KID. I HEAR YOU'VE GOT A TOUGH PIRATE.