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> YOU'RE DOING WELL, OLD BOY, BUT 'TIS IN VAIN.

>> AND WHY'S THAT, PRAY TELL?

>> BECAUSE MY SHIP IS THE FASTEST SHIP IN STORMALONG!

>> OH YEAH? WELL --

>> Flapjack: MOVE OVER, SLOWPOKES! MAKE WAY FOR BUBBIE -- THE FASTEST SHIP IN THE SEVEN SEAS!

>> PBHT!

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, HONEY, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT BRAGGING.

>> Flapjack: IT DON'T CAUSE NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLE.

>> Bubbie: MM-HMM.

>> [ Chuckling ] WHALE COULDN'T BEAT MY LEGLESS MERMAID.

>> Bubbie: GRRRR!

OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

[ BOTH GASP ]

>> THAT'S ONE FAST WHALE!

>> Both: AAH!

>> WHOA!

THAT'S THE SECOND FASTEST THING IN THE SEVEN SEAS.

>> Flapjack: SECOND FASTEST?

>> K'nuckles: THEN WHO'S THE FIRST?

>> FOLLOW ME.

>> Bubbie: AHHH.

>> Flapjack: WOW.

>> Bubbie: OH. GUESS I'LL JUST WAIT HERE, THEN.

DON'T GET INTO ANY MORE TROUBLE!

>> Flapjack: WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

>> [ English accent ] WHAT... ISN'T IT?

WELCOME...

TO "THE M.U.S.L."

>> Flapjack: THE M.U.S.L.?

>> K'nuckles: YOU MEAN LIKE THE CLAM OR THE BODY PART?

>> I'M AFRAID YOU'RE WRONG ON BOTH ACCOUNTS. MAGICAL... UNDERSEA... LAIR.

>> Both: WHOA!

>> PLEASE, PLEASE COME IN AND WIPE YOUR FEET.

[ SNICKERS ]

WAIT!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO. SAY HELLO TO THE "ABB." THE AUTO BOOT BRUSHER.

[ BOTH GASP ]

>> Both: HUH?

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

MY BOYS TELL ME YOU HAVE A FAST WHALE.

IS IT TRUE?

>> Flapjack: OH, IT'S TRUE. SHE'S THE FASTEST --

[ POOF! ]

>> Bubbie: YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT BRAGGING.

[ POP! ]

>> Flapjack: UH... SHE'S PRETTY FAST.

>> JUST PRETTY FAST, HMM? COME. I HAVE SOMETHING THAT MAY INTEREST YOU. EVERYTHING YOU SEE HERE WAS INVENTED BY ME -- FROM MY AUTOMATED SEA GARDENS... TO THE COMPLEX DEVICE THAT ALLOWS MY DIVERS TO BREATHE UNDERWATER.

>> Flapjack: WOW!

THAT'S AMAZING.

>> YES, I KNOW.

BUT WHAT I'LL SHOW YOU NEXT WILL LEAVE YOU...

breathless.

GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU...

WHOOSH!

[ BOTH GASP ]

THE ALPHA WHALE!

WITH ITS SUPERIOR STRENGTH...

[ CHOMP! ]

SPEED...

AND SOPHISTICATION...

[ PBHT! ]

POWERED BY THE ANGST OF 30 JUVENILE DELINQUENTS...

>> WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

[ BOTH GASP ]

[ SQUEAK! ]

>> IT IS UNDOUBTEDLY THE FASTEST WHALE IN THE SEVEN SEAS.

>> Flapjack: BUT BUBBIE'S THE FASTEST WHALE IN THE SEVEN SEAS!

>> K'nuckles: SHE COULD BEAT ANY WHALE OR SAIL IN THE WATER.

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

THAT WHALE COULDN'T BEAT MY LEGLESS MERMAID.

>> Flapjack: HOW ABOUT A RACE THEN?

>> HOW ABOUT TOMORROW?

>> Flapjack: HOW ABOUT THE SEA OF TEETH?

>> K'nuckles: HOW ABOUT --

THE SEA OF TEETH?!

ARE YOU CRAZY?!

>> I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!

>> Bubbie: THE SEA OF TEETH?!

THE SEA OF TEETH?!

DIDN'T I TELL YOU BRAGGING WOULD

JUST BRING TROUBLE?

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

>> Flapjack: I GUESS I WAS THINKING YOU WERE THE FASTEST WHALE IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH HAS ARRIVED!

TODAY WE LEARN WHO IS FASTEST...

AND WHO IS DEAD.

[ ALL GASP ]

>> All: DEAD?

>> I MEAN....

SLOWEST.

>> ON YOUR MARKS...

GET SET...

[ CHEERING ]

>> K'nuckles: HA HA HA!

THAT LUBBER -- HE DON'T WHAT HE GOT HIMSELF INTO.

>> Flapjack: YEAH!

THIS IS GONNA BE EASY!

>> ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN.

WE'LL PLAY IT SLOW AND STEADY AT FIRST.

LET THEM GET COMFORTABLE, AND THEN...WHAM!

WE CRANK IT UP A NOTCH.

>> Bubbie: I HAVE A BAD FEELING

ABOUT THIS.

SOMETHING DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.

[ CREAKS ]

>> K'nuckles: AW, YOU WORRY TOO

MUCH.

[ BANG! ]

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, BABY, GET DOWN!

[ THUNK! CRACK! ]

>> Flapjack: WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S FIRING AT US?

[ BOOM! ]

>> TARGET-SEEKING MISSILES!

[ BOOM! ]

MECHANICAL NETS!

[ BOOM! ]

AUTOMATIC FINGERS!

[ WHISTLE! ]

[ SQUISH! SPLASH! ]

>> Bubbie: OH! HEY!

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, ARE YOU OKAY?

>> Both: [ GRUNTING ]

>> Bubbie: STAY INSIDE, BABY!

>> Flapjack: I'LL NEVER BRAG AGAIN!

[ SOBBING ]

[ ALL COUGHING, GAGGING ]

>> DRIP-DRY, CHILDREN. THAT COAL WON'T SHOVEL ITSELF.

[ POP! ]

>> Flapjack: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S MY FRIEND!

>> Bubbie: AAAAAAH!

[ SHINK! ]

[ POINK! ]

>> AAAH!

>> Flapjack: OOPSIE.

[ THUNK! ]

>> Both: AAAAAH!

>> Flapjack: SORRY. DON'T MESS WITH MY FRIENDS.

[ SHINK! ]

[ POINK! POINK! ]

>> K'nuckles: [ WHISTLING ]

[ BOOM! ]

>> GO FOR THE BLOWHOLE, CHILDREN. IF IT CAN'T BREATHE, IT CAN'T SWIM.

[ CRACK! SLUMP! ]

[ SHINK! ]

>> I'M DEFENSELESS!

AAAAAH!

[ SPLASH! ]

[ ALL YELLING ]

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!

>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES! HELP!

[ CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! ]

[ TINK! ]

>> THE ALPHA WHALE HAS TAKEN THE LEAD AND IS APPROACHING THE MIDWAY POINT.

[ ALL GASP ]

[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]

>> K'nuckles: WE -- WE GOTTA CATCH UP!

[ PANTING ]

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

>> Both: HUH?

[ ENGINE SPUTTERS, DIES ]

>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WHY AREN'T YOU KIDS SHOVELING?

>> CAN IT, GRAMPS.

>> WE'RE ON OUR SCHEDULED BREAK.

>> AH, YES.

I FORGOT ABOUT THE SCHEDULED BREAK.

OF COURSE, OF COURSE.

SCHEDULED BREAKS ARE IMPORTANT.

GOOD FOR PRODUCTIVITY.

>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]

>> K'nuckles: LET'S SMOKE THAT SARDINE CAN!

>> All: WHOO!

>> K'nuckles: WE'RE CATCHING UP!

>> Flapjack: I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, BUBBIE!

[ MUZAK PLAYS ]

>> All: WHOO-HOO!

>> THE SHE WHALE TAKES THE LEAD!

>> All: YAY!

[ MUZAK CONTINUES ]

[ DING! SCRATCH! ]

>> WHOOPS. BREAK'S OVER.

[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

>> K'nuckles: WHOA!

COME ON.

HE'S GAINING ON US!

[ BOOM! SPLASH! ]

[ BOOM! SPLASH! ]

>> [ GASPS ]

THE ALPHA WHALE IS GAINING FROM THE REAR!

AND THEY'RE HEADIN' FOR THE SEA OF TEETH!

[ ALL GASP ]

>> OH, GEEZ!

>> SOUNDS DANGEROUS.

>> [ ROARS ]

>> All: [ GASP ]

AAAAAH!

[ ZOOM! SNAP! SNAP! ]

[ SPLASH! ]

[ POP! ]

>> Flapjack: WE SURVIVED THE SEA OF TEETH.

>> K'nuckles: AND WE'RE STILL IN

THE LEAD.

>> [ ROARS ]

>> [ GASPS ]

>> LUCKY FOR US, WE'RE PROTECTED BY THE ALPHA WHALE.

[ THUNK! THUNK! THUNK! ]

[ BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! ]

[ SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! ]

[ SMACK! SMACK! ]

[ CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! ]

>> All: [ YELLING, GASPING ]

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

I GOT EVERYONE INTO THIS MESS.

[ ZING! ]

[ SPLASH! ]

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!

>> K'nuckles: IT'LL COST US THE RACE!

>> THE SHE WHALE IS TURNING AROUND.

[ ALL GASP ]

[ THUNK! SQUEAK! ]

[ THUNK! SQUEAK! ]

>> All: HELP US!

>> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

FOOLS!

>> Flapjack: I GOT YOU, FRIEND.

[ SQUISH! ]

UGH!

WELL, WE MAY NOT HAVE WON THE

RACE, BUT I HOPE WE'VE WON YOUR

HEARTS.

[ TWINKLE! ]

>> Bubbie: WE HAVEN'T LOST THIS

RACE YET, BABY.

[ SCREECH! ]

[ CHUGGING SLOWS ]

>> COME ON.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU CHILDREN?

[ HONK! ]

OH, I FIRED THEM ALL AT THE

CREATURE.

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

>> All: [ CHEERING ]

[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]

[ ZOOM! ]

[ ALL GASP ]

>> SO, WHO WON?

>> Flapjack: WHAT HAPPENED?

>> K'nuckles: DID WE WIN?

[ ALL MUMBLING ]

>> Bubbie: I GUESS WE'LL NEVER

KNOW.

>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ ALL GASP ]

I THOUGHT THIS MIGHT HAPPEN.

WHICH IS WHY I BROUGHT MY IMAGE

BOX.

THIS IMAGE BOX WILL TELL US

EXACTLY WHO WON THE RACE.

[ THUNK! ]

WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE

PICTURE TO DEVELOP.

[ IMITATES BUZZER ]

AHA!

AND NOW THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN...

[ POINK! ]

[ Weakly ] WAITING FOR?

>> All: HUH?

>> NO! IT CAN'T BE!

THE SHE WHALE WON BY A TONGUE?

[ DING! ]

>> Flapjack: WE WON? WE WON!

>> Both: WE WON!

>> All: WE QUIT!

[ CHEERING ]

>> I'M RUINED.

>> Flapjack: UH... MAYBE YOU COULD JUST THINK OF SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T RUN ON CHILDREN.

>> [ SNIFFLES ]

I DON'T NEED CHILDREN FOR MY PHOTOGRAPHY.

[ THUNK! ]

>> WHEE! I'M GOING TO ART SCHOOL!

>> NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!

>> Flapjack: WELL, I LEARNED MY LESSON. BRAGGING DON'T BRING NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLE.

>> Bubbie: MM-HMM.

>> K'nuckles: YOU ALMOST GOT US KILLED.

>> Flapjack: I'LL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.

>> Psst! Psst! HEY, KID. I HEAR YOU'VE GOT A TOUGH PIRATE.

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