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>> YOU GOT ANY MONEY?

>> Flapjack: WELL, NOW, THAT'S FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, 'CAUSE RIGHT HERE, IN MY RUCKSACK, I HAVE A LOT OF INTERESTING THINGS, LIKE...

OH, MY.

THIS ROCK, RECENTLY DISCOVERED BY ME.

OR THIS SHELL, ALSO RECENTLY DISCOVERED BY ME.

IS THAT ENOUGH FOR TWO PIECES OF CANDY, PEPPERMINT LARRY?

>> NO.

>> Flapjack: PBHT!

>> NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I MUST ATTEND TO MY PAYING CUSTOMERS.

>> K'nuckles: DID YOU PUFF OUT YOUR CHEEKS?

HMM.

>> YOU SEE, FLAPJACK, PAYING CUSTOMERS ARE IMPORTANT.

VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT.

>> WHAT IS THIS?

>> FISH MUSH.

MADE WITH THE FINEST FISH IN STORM-ALONG, I CAN ASSURE YOU.

>> BLEH!

I'M SICK OF FISH MUSH!

YOU HEAR ME?!

>> Flapjack: HOW COME NOBODY LIKES FISH MUSH?

>> K'nuckles: SAILORS CANNOT LIVE ON FISH MUSH ALONE, FLAPJACK.

OCCASIONALLY, THEY MUST EAT FRUIT.

OTHERWISE, THEY GET THE SCURVY.

AND NOBODY WANTS THE SCURVY.

UNFORTUNATELY, STORM-ALONG HASN'T HAD FRESH FRUIT IN YEARS.

[Flapjack then pulls out and orange fruit.]

>> Flapjack: HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS PIECE OF FRESH FRUIT?

>> F-FRUIT?

>> FRUIT?!

>> FRUIT?

>> FRUIT?!

>> All: FRUIT?! FRUIT?! FRUIT?!

>> FRUIT!

>> Flapjack: GOLLY.

>> I'LL BUY THAT FOR TWO PIECES OF CANDY!

>> All: FRUIT! FRUIT! FRUIT!

>> QUIET!

WE GOT TO BE SMART ABOUT THIS.

SEE, FIRST WE PEEL THE SKIN,

USE IT TO MAKE A TASTY BROTH.

>> All: MMM!

>> THEN, WE DIVIDE IT EVENLY SO EVERYONE GETS A PIECE! AND FINALLY, WE'LL USE THE SEEDS TO MAKE MORE FRUIT!

>> All: HOORAY!

[ CRUNCHING ]

>> K'nuckles: [ MUNCHING ]

WHAT?

>> Flapjack: SO THEN THE ANGRY MOB SAID THEY WANTED TO CAP'N K'NUCKLES OPEN AND TAKE THE SEEDS FROM HIS STOMACH.

>> Bubbie: OH, MY. AND THEN WHAT, PUDDIN'?

>> Flapjack: AND THEN CAPTAIN SAVED US.

>> Bubbie: HOW'D HE DO THAT?

>> Flapjack: WELL...

>> KILL HIM!

>> KEELHAUL HIM!

>> NO!

I SAY WE CUT HIM OPEN AND TAKE

THE SEEDS FROM HIS STOMACH.

>> K'nuckles: WHOA.

WHOA-OA-OA.

[ SNORING ]

>> Flapjack: WAIT!

WE'LL GET YOU MORE FRUIT IF YOU SPARE HIS LIFE.

>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]

AND HE'S BEEN SLEEPING EVER

SINCE!

[ LAUGHING ]

>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]

WHAT A CRAZY DREAM.

>> Flapjack: YOU'RE AWAKE!

>> K'nuckles: YEAH. WHERE ARE WE?

>> Flapjack: FRUIT ISLAND.

>> K'nuckles: FRUIT ISLAND?!

THAT WEREN'T NO DREAM!

COME ON, FLAP, WE GOT TO FIND SOME FRUIT!

>> Bubbie: WAIT, K'NUCKLES,

SHOULDN'T YOU BRING A PILLOW...

IN CASE YOU GET SCARED?

[ LAUGHING ]

BE CAREFUL, BABY!

>> K'nuckles: MM, A PILLOW...

HEY, FLAP...

I DON'T SEE ANY FRUIT, WHICH IS WEIRD, BECAUSE THE NAME OF THE ISLAND IS, YOU KNOW, FRUIT --

>> Flapjack: HEY! LET'S ASK THAT GUY.

EXCUSE ME, MR. GIANT, COULD YOU

PLEASE TELL US WHERE WE COULD

FIND SOME FRUIT?

>> FRUIT?

BUT BE CAREFUL.

ISLAND IS HAUNTED.

I TRIED TO PICK, AND JUNGLE GET ANGRY!

JUNGLE COME ALIVE!

[ Crying ] JUNGLE COME ALIVE.

Jungle come alive.

>> K'nuckles: SO IT'S THAT WAY? COME ON, FLAP.

>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: HMM?

>> Flapjack: DID YOU HEAR THAT PART ABOUT THE JUNGLE COMING ALIVE?

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I NEED YOU TO FOCUS.

>> Flapjack: BUT THE GIANT SAID --

>> K'nuckles: GIANTS SAY A LOT OF THINGS!

NOW LET'S GET A MOVE ON!

>> Jungle come alive.

Jungle...

Jungle...

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]

HUH?

FLAP, I FOUND A CLEARING!

I -- OH.

FLAP?

FLAPJACK!

>> Flapjack: HERE I AM, CAP'N!

>> K'nuckles: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

FLAP, LIKE I SAID BEFORE --

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, LOOK!

>> ♪ FRESH FRUI-UI-UI-UI-T ♪

>> K'nuckles: WE DID IT!

NOW YOU GO PICK IT WHILE I STAY

HERE.

>> Flapjack: AYE, AYE!

WAIT. WHY ME?

>> K'nuckles: BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

THE JUNGLE COMES ALIVE AND ALL THAT.

ER, UH, I MEAN, UH...

BECAUSE YOU HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE.

>> Flapjack: OH. WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

[ CHUCKLING ]

[ ROARING, RATTLING, HISSING ]

[ TEETH CHATTERING ]

>> K'nuckles: THAT'S WHAT HE'S AFRAID OF?

A WALKING BUSH?

HEY! THAT'S OUR FRUIT!

WE SAW IT FIRST, SO --

>> [ ROARS ]

>> K'nuckles: OH, OOH, OH, OOH.

[ SNORING ]

>> [ SNIFFS ]

[ GROWLS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]

[ GROANS ]

HUH?

AGAIN?

RATS!

>> ♪ LAST NIGHT, I MET A

PLANT MAN ♪

♪ HALF MAN AND HALF PLANT ♪

♪ THERE ARE LEAVES AND BRANCHES

EVERYWHERE ♪

♪ A SMALL ARROW IN HIS HAND ♪

♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪

♪ WELL, HE CAME FROM OUT OF

NOWHERE ♪

♪ AND HE NEVER MADE A SOUND ♪

♪ HE STOLE MY FRUIT

AND GROWLED AT ME ♪

♪ TWO EYES ABOVE HIS FROWN ♪

♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪

♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪

>> Flapjack: THERE HAS GOT TO BE A WAY.

>> K'nuckles: [ SIGHS ]

I'M GONNA MISS THIS OLD STOMACH.

[ STOMACH RUMBLING ]

>> Flapjack: HEY! YOU KNOW HOW TO BUILD A TRAP, RIGHT?

>> K'nuckles: YEAH.

>> Flapjack: WHAT IF WE TRAPPED THE PLANT MAN?

>> K'nuckles: TRAP THE PLANT MAN?

>> Flapjack: YEAH.

>> K'nuckles: HMM.

WELL, IF HE'S TRAPPED...

>> Flapjack: MM-HMM.

>> K'nuckles: ...THEN WE COULD COLLECT THE FRUIT.

>> Flapjack: MM-HMM.

>> K'nuckles: I SAVE MY STOMACH!

>> Flapjack: MM-HMM!

>> K'nuckles: AND BUBBIE'S A JERK!

>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.

>> ♪ LAST NIGHT, I MET A

PLANT MAN ♪

♪ BUT EVERYTHING'S OKAY ♪

♪ BECAUSE I BUILT A BIG TRAP,

AND I'LL SEND HIM FAR AWAY ♪

♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪

♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪

[ INSTRUMENTAL SOLO ]

♪ TALE OF THE PLANT MAN ♪

>> K'nuckles: WE DID IT, FLAP! 'TIS THE FINEST TRAP I'VE EVER MADE.

>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA USE FOR BAIT?

>> K'nuckles: HMM. WHAT TO USE?

>> Flapjack: WHAT TO USE?

>> K'nuckles: HEY, I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE HERE.

>> Flapjack: WELL, I ALREADY HAVE AN IDEA.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH?

>> Flapjack: WE PAINT A ROCK TO LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF FRUIT AND USE THAT.

>> K'nuckles: OR, BETTER YET, WE USE A REAL PIECE OF FRUIT!

>> Flapjack: I DON'T THINK THAT IDEA WILL WORK, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: WHY NOT?

>> Flapjack: WE DON'T HAVE REAL FRUIT.

>> K'nuckles: SO? WE'LL GO FIND SOME.

>> Flapjack: BUT THE PLANT --

>> K'nuckles: WE'RE TRAPPING THE PLANT MAN!

>> Flapjack: BUT WE NEED BAIT!

>> K'nuckles: THE BAIT IS THE FRUIT!

>> Flapjack: [ GROANS ]

>> Bubbie: HEY, K'NUCKLES, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE A NAP?

THAT WAY, FLAPJACK CAN SAVE YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP!

[ LAUGHING ]

>> K'nuckles: I'LL SHOW YOU, WHALE!

[ GRUMBLING ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

>> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA FIND MY OWN FRUIT.

DUMB WHALE.

A REAL PIECE OF FRUIT -- THAT'S THE WAY TO GO.

AH! AH!

FINALLY!

>> ♪ FRUIT ♪

>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHAT THE --

HEY! I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU.

>> [ GROWLS ]

[ ROARS ]

[ RUSTLING ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]

AAH!

>> [ ROARS ]

>> K'nuckles: OHH!

AAH!

>> [ ROARING ]

>> K'nuckles: OOH.

AH! NO!

I'M NOT GONNA PASS OUT!

I'M GONNA DIE ON MY OWN TWO FEET, LIKE A MAN.

>> Flapjack: PROUD OF YOU, FRIEND.

>> K'nuckles: MAKE SURE YOU TELL BUBBIE.

ALL RIGHT, YOU!

DO YOUR WORST.

HUH?

WHOA!

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

HEY, CAP'N, THE TRAP WORKED!

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> K'nuckles: QUICK, FLAP, BUILD ANOTHER ONE!

>> [ GROWLING ]

>> Flapjack: UH...

>> [ ROARING ]

[ SNIFFS ]

[ GRUNTING ]

>> K'nuckles: [whispering]Where'd you get the fruit?

>> Flapjack:[whispering] It's a rock, Cap'n.

>> K'nuckles: Good thinking.

[ Laughing ] LOOK AT HIM.

AMAZING.

>> Flapjack: THANK YOU, MY CAP'N.

[ CRACKS ]

>> K'nuckles: UH-OH.

[ CRACKS, SHATTERS ]

Plant Man:I JUST BROKE ALL MY TEETH. I -- WOW. WHAT IS THAT? THAT'S NOT FRUIT. IS THAT -- OH, MAN, IS THAT A ROCK? DID I JUST BITE INTO A ROCK? THAT'S -- THAT'S TERRIBLE. OUCH. IT HURTS TO PRONOUNCE MY T's.

>> K'nuckles: GEE, I FEEL KIND OF BAD.

>> Flapjack: ME TOO.

>> EXCUSE ME, DO EITHER OF YOU GENTS KNOW WHERE I COULD GET A SOFT MEAL? HEH.

>> VERY IMPRESSIVE, FLAPJACK.

YOU NOT ONLY FOUND SOMEONE TO EAT ALL MY FISH MUSH, BUT YOU ALSO BROUGHT ENOUGH FRESH FRUIT FOR EVERY SCURVY SAILOR IN STORM-ALONG.

>> Flapjack: AND K'NUCKLES DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE HIS STOMACH CUT OPEN.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY GROSS, WITH ALL MY GUTS EVERYWHERE.

Plant man: HEY! I'M TRYING TO EAT FISH MUSH OVER HERE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

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