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>> Flapjack: DELIVERY!


>> MM.


WHERE'S THE REGULAR DELIVERY GUY?


>> Flapjack: OVER THERE.


[ SWISH! ] HE ASKED US TO DELIVER THIS FOR


HIM.


>> K'nuckles: ACTUALLY, HE BEGGED US TO.


>> [ LAUGHS ] OH, YES -- HIM.


[ LAUGHS ] REMEMBER, YOUR NEXT SURGERY IS


50% OFF, YES!


I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PACKAGE.


MM...


[ SNIFFS ] MM.


>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT CANDY?


>> THIS ISN'T JUST CANDY.


IT'S FANCY CANDY.


AND I'M NOT JUST DOING SOMETHING TO IT.


I'M ENCOUNTERING IT.


FIRST, I CHECK IT FOR COLOR AND CONSISTENCY.


THEN I ALLOW THE AIR TO UNLOCK ITS AROMA.


THEN...


[ SNIFFS ] YES.


THIS PIECE IS CHOCK CHOCOLAT DE LA FLEUR, WRAPPED IN 1647.


GOOD YEAR. YES.


>> Flapjack: WOW!


YOU REALLY KNOW A LOT ABOUT CANDY.


>> YES.


AT LEAST...


I USED TO.


>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER?


>> FLAPJACK, DID YOU EVER HAVE TO MAKE A DECISION THAT WOULD


DECISIVELY CHANGE EVERY DECISION YOU'LL EVER DECIDE AGAIN?


>> Flapjack: W-WHAT?


>> I'VE GOT TO GO.


>> Flapjack: WAIT!


YOU CAN'T GO, DR. BARBER!


WHAT IF SOMEONE NEEDS SURGERY OR EVEN WORSE -- AN EMERGENCY


HAIRCUT?


>> HMM. YOU HAVE A POINT.


YOU FELLAS CAN MIND THE STORE WHILE I'M GONE.


>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?


I-I MEAN US.


>> I'LL GIVE YOU EACH ONE OF THESE.


>> Flapjack: ♪ IT'S A PIECE OF PERFECT CANDY FROM THE BIG


CANDY-LOVEY EPISODE ♪ ♪ BUH-DA-DA-DA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A ♪


>> BUT ONLY IF YOU MIND THE STORE AND DON'T LOOK IN THAT


DRAWER...


NO MATTER HOW TEMPTING.


[ GROWLS ] BYE-BYE NOW.


>> Flapjack: OH, MY GOODNESS, K'NUCKLES.


THIS IS GONNA BE A PIECE OF CAKE.


>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ] DON'T YOU MEAN A PIECE OF FANCY


CANDY?


[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> Flapjack: YEAH, I GUESS THAT


IS WHAT I MEAN.


[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> K'nuckles: HEY, UH, I WONDER


WHAT'S IN THAT DRAWER.


WE SHOULD GO LOOK.


>> Flapjack: WHAT?! NO!


K'NUCKLES, NO! NO!


DOC BARBER SAID MIND THE STORE, DON'T LOOK IN THE DRAWER.


>> K'nuckles: FLAP, HOW'S HE EVEN GONNA KNOW?


>> Flapjack: MIND THE STORE, DON'T LOOK IN THE DRAWER!


>> K'nuckles: FLAP!


>> Flapjack: MIND THE STORE, DON'T LOOK IN THE DRAWER!


MIND THE STORE, DON'T LOOK IN THE DRAWER!


MIND THE STORE -- >> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT!


GEEZ, YOU'RE REALLY A PIECE OF WORK SOMETIMES.


>> Flapjack: DON'T YOU MEAN A PIECE OF FANCY CANDY?


[ BOTH LAUGH ] [ BOTH SIGH ]


[ CREAK! ] >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!


>> K'nuckles: SORRY.


IT'S JUST THAT I'M SO CURIOUS.


>> HELLO?


UH, DR. BARBER, A-ARE YOU IN THERE?


HELLO?


>> Flapjack: PERHAPS A CUSTOMER WILL TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THAT


DRAWER.


[ LAUGHS ] NOW, THEN, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE


PROBLEM, LADY NICKELBOTTOMS?


>> UH, DR. BARBER WANTED TO KEEP AN EYE ON ONE OF MY, UH, UM,


BEAUTY MARKS.


>> Flapjack: CAP'N, NO!


[ SLOOP! ] NOW, THEN, LET'S SEE.


IS IT...


THIS ONE OR THIS ONE?


>> NEITHER.


IT'S ON TOP OF MY HEAD, SO I'LL -- I'LL NEED TO REMOVE MY


WIG.


>> Flapjack: ALL RIGHT.


[ RUSTLING ] [ GASPS ]


>> WHAT?!


>> Flapjack: NOTHING.


>> SO, W-W-WHAT DO YOU THINK?


>> Flapjack: UH...


[ CLEARS THROAT ] UM...


WHICH, UH, BEAUTY MARK IS IT?


>> THIS ONE!


>> Flapjack: OH!


UH...


>> BE HONEST, DOCTOR.


DO YOU THINK IT'S GETTING SMALLER?


>> Flapjack: NO!


>> NO?


>> K'nuckles: [ WHISTLING ] >> UM, BUT I-I'M GOING TO LIVE,


AREN'T I?


>> Flapjack: NO!


>> [ GASPS ] BUT -- BUT I-I...


>> Flapjack: DON'T TOUCH IT!


>> [ CRYING ] COME, CHARLES.


THAT DOCTOR NEEDS TO WORK ON HIS BEDSIDE MANNER!


>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN!


IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, WE WON'T GET THAT FANCY CANDY!


>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.


THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY HARD WORK.


>> Flapjack: WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THERE'S HARD WORK?


>> K'nuckles: MM, TAKE A NAP.


BOY, YOU ARE A GENIUS!


[ SNORING ] >> Flapjack: OH, CAPTAIN, YOU


ARE SO SILLY.


[ CLOCK TICKING ] >> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]


[ SQUISH ] >> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]


DON'T LOOK AT IT.


[ GROANS ] STRENGTH!


AH!


[ INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY ] YOU'RE DOING FINE.


[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] A CUSTOMER!


GOOD THING, TOO, 'CAUSE I WASN'T DOING FINE.


[ CHUCKLES ] COME IN!


LOLLY!


WOULD YOU LIKE A HAIRCUT OR SURGERY?


>> ACTUALLY, I'M HERE WITH THE BUCKETS.


YOU KNOW -- THE BUCKETS FOR THE DRAWER.


UH...


I'LL COME BACK TOMORROW WHEN DR. BARBER'S HERE.


BYE.


>> Flapjack: [ Thinking ] STOP THINKING ABOUT THE DRAWER...


AND ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS THAT COULD BE INSIDE.


I WANT TO KNOW SO BAD!


NO, I NEED TO KNOW!


ALL MY HAPPINESS IS INSIDE THAT DRAWER.


IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS!


I NEED TO KNOW!


...THINKING ABOUT THE DRAWER AND ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS...


...THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS...


BUBBIE, HOW'D I GET HERE?


>> Bubbie: SUGAR, YOU IMAGINED YOURSELF HERE BECAUSE YOU WERE


TRYING NOT TO THINK ABOUT THAT DRAWER.


>> Flapjack: AAH!


[ SCREAMING ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]


>> LOOK INSIDE ME, FLAPJACK.


>> Flapjack: AAH!


[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] >> WHY DO YOU RUN?


YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO OPEN ME.


>> Flapjack: [ BREATHING HEAVILY, SHOUTING ]


YOU!


YOU'RE A STUPID DRAWER -- STUPID, STUPID DRAWER!


[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] [ SLOOP! ]


[ SLOOP! ] [ SLOOP! ]


>> K'nuckles: JUST DO IT ALREADY!


THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.


[ SNORING ] >> FLAPJACK.


>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER!


>> YOU -- YOU LOOKED IN THE DRAWER, AFTER I SPECIFICALLY


INSTRUCTED YOU TO MIND THE STORE.


>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER, I COULDN'T HELP IT.


IT WAS SO MYSTERIOUS!


>> WELL, NO FANCY CANDY FOR YOU.


>> Flapjack: [ Distorted ] NO!


>> JULIUS.


WHAT'S GOING ON?


WHO IS THAT LITTLE BOY?


>> MOTHER.


Y-YOU'RE AWAKE.


[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] >> DON'T SHUT ME WHEN I'M


TALKING TO YOU!


>> MM, SORRY, MOTHER.


>> WHO WAS THAT BOY?


>> HIS NAME IS FLAPJACK, MOTHER.


>> K'nuckles: WHAT DID I MISS?


>> Flapjack: I OPENED THE DRAWER.


>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S INSIDE?


>> Flapjack: DOC BARBER'S MOTHER.


>> K'nuckles: THAT'S REALLY WEIRD.


>> JULIUS!


JULIUS, WHY WAS HE CALLING YOU "DOCTOR"?


>> BECAUSE I AM A DOCTOR, MOTHER!


>> WHAT?


YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME YOU WERE A CANDIOLOGIST.


>> WELL, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, MOTHER -- TELL YOU THE


TRUTH?


WE BOTH KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT DOCTORS.


>> DOCTORS NEVER DID NOTHING FOR NOBODY.


>> WELL, TODAY, THIS ONE DID.


HE GOT HIS CANDIOLOGY DEGREE.


I GOT IT FOR YOU, MOTHER.


>> Flapjack: AWW.


>> K'nuckles: MAMA'S BOY.


>> LET ME SEE IT.


OH, JULIUS, YOU MAKE YOUR MOTHER SO PROUD.


OH, I'M SO PROUD, MY HEART IS RACING.


OH, OH, OH, J-JULIUS!


OH, OH, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!


>> Flapjack: WHAT'S HAPPENING, DR. BARBER?


>> UH, MOTHER HAS A CONDITION.


>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] >> Flapjack: CAN'T YOU DO


ANYTHING, DOC BARBER?!


>> MM, W-WHAT CAN I DO?


I'M A CANDIOLOGIST NOW.


I'M -- I'M NO LONGER A DOCTOR.


>> K'nuckles: BUT YOU'RE STILL A BARBER.


I'M A DOCTOR!


>> Flapjack: NOW SAVE HER WITH YOUR MEDICINE!


>> ALL RIGHT.


MM.


MM.


MM.


>> THANK YOU, JULIUS.


I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW.


>> Flapjack: NOW, HOW DID THAT HELP HER?


>> I COULD TELL YOU, BUT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, 'CAUSE


YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR.


[ LAUGHTER ] >> THE END!


>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]

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