Linda[1] is the headmistress at the Stormalong Second Chance Home for Boys. She is the main antagonist of the episode "Oh, You Animal!"
Description[]
Linda wears a dark dress and shoes, and a light maroon button-up top. She has a small hat on her head. She has pale skin, a witch-like nose, a big mole, and thick eyebrows. According to Flapjack, she has hairy lips.
Linda is an old woman who runs the boys' orphanage in Stormalong. She is married to the Real Adventurer Guy. She does not seem to like animals, and is afraid of whales.
History[]
In her only appearance, she sees Flapjack digging through a barrel of trash for candy, and asks where his parents are. He tries to avoid her and runs to Bubbie to tell her about Linda. The two make fun of her, when she appears and is shocked that Flapjack lives with a whale. She proceeds to explain who she is and takes Flapjack. Before she can, Bubbie tries to prove Flapjack has a human parent. Upon seeing K'nuckles, she does not believe he is a human, and takes Flapjack away.
Linda sends him to her orphanage, and after an adoption failure involving Lolly Poopdeck, she tells Flapjack she and her husband plan to adopt him. After Bubbie ends up at her door, she refuses to give Flapjack back, so Bubbie and K'nuckles crash through her roof. She then tells the police, who have shown up to arrest the two, to let them have Flapjack back, not because they're good parents but because she's "afraid of 8,000 pound whales crashing through [her] roof."