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>> SO, THERE I AM.

I HAVE NO SHIP LEFT, AND IT WAS

LIKE A 10-MILE SWIM TO SHORE,

WHEN I HEARD THIS NOISE BEHIND

ME, AND I GOT A 14-FOOT

SHARKTAPUS SNAPPIN' AT MY LEGS.

[ CROWD GASPS ]

>> CAP'N JOHNNY.

>> THOSE THINGS ARE FAST.

>> Flapjack: THAT CAP'N JOHNNY

SURE TELLS SOME GOOD STORIES.

>> K'nuckles: PBHT!

I FEEL SORRY FOR GUYS WHO TELL

STORIES LIKE THAT.

THAT POOR SLOB ACTUALLY HAD TO

DO ALL THAT STUFF.

LYING'S EASIER.

>> AND SO, AFTER YEARS OF

TURNIN' MY HEAD, I FINALLY FOUND

PERIPHERAL VISION ISLAND.

>> WOW!

>> THAT'S AN AMAZING STORY!

>> K'nuckles: I FOUND IT FIRST!

>> OH, YEAH?!

>> K'nuckles: SURE. IT'S EASY.

I FIND IT ALL THE TIME.

[ CROWD GASPS, MUTTERING ]

>> EVER BEEN TO NEVER-BEEN-TO

ISLAND?

>> K'nuckles: BEEN THERE!

>> INVISIBLE ISLAND?

>> K'nuckles: I'M TIRED OF

LOOKIN' AT THAT PLACE.

>> HOW 'BOUT ONCE ISLAND?

>> K'nuckles: TWICE.

EVEN THE BOY'S BEEN THERE THREE

TIMES.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ THUMPING ]

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO...

CANDIED ISLAND?

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

[ ALL GASP ]

>> K'nuckles: UH...

SURE.

>> REALLY?!

DOES IT REALLY HAVE STREAMS OF

SODA POP?

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, BUT IT'S NO

BIG DEAL, REALLY.

>> I WAS BEGINNIN' TO THINK IT

DOESN'T EXIST, BUT YOU ACTUALLY

HAVE BEEN THERE!

YOU CAN SHOW ME WHERE IT IS,

RIGHT?

>> K'nuckles: UH, YEAH,

LISTEN --

>> AND WE'LL SPLIT THE CANDY

WHEN WE GET THERE.

>> K'nuckles: DEAL.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, YOU DON'T

KNOW WH--

>> K'nuckles: IT'S OKAY, FLAP.

I HAVE A PLAN.

>> Flapjack: BUT, CAP'N, WHAT'S

GONNA HAPPEN WHEN HE FINDS OUT

YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW WHERE

CANDIED ISLAND IS?

>> K'nuckles: I'LL BEAT HIM UP.

HE'S JUST ONE GUY, FLAP.

>> I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET...

THE OTHER GUYS.

[ ALL SNARLING, GROWLING ]

>> [ BARKS ]

>> [ HISSES ]

>> YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO

DISAPPOINT 'EM.

NOW, ARE YOU POSITIVE YOU KNOW

WHERE CANDIED ISLAND IS?

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, SURE.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N!

>> K'nuckles: Trust me, boy.

>> YOU HEARD HIM, BOYS.

[ ALL CHEERING ]

>> [ FARTS ] OH.

>> UGH. COME ON, MAN.

>> HEYA, CAP'N!

>> K'nuckles: MM.

>> HOW YA DOIN', CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: THEY LOVE ME,

FLAP.

SEE WHERE LYIN' GETS YA?

AW, QUIT WORRYIN'.

EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.

I HAVE A PLAN.

>> Flapjack: OH, YEAH.

>> K'nuckles: OKAY, OKAY.

NOW, WHY DON'T YOU GO BELOW AND

FIND A SAFE PLACE FOR MY SYRUP?

>> Flapjack: OF COURSE.

THERE YOU GO, LITTLE BOTTLE OF

MAPLE SYRUP.

YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE.

>> BUT WHAT IF HE'S LYING TO US

ABOUT CANDIED ISLAND?

>> Flapjack: HUH?

>> I TOLD YOU, HERMAN -- WE'LL

TAKE CARE OF HIM, LIKE THE LAST

GUY.

>> AND JUST HOW DID WE TAKE CARE

OF HIM?

BECAUSE...

I FORGOT.

>> WE'LL FEED HIM TO THE SHARK!

>> AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS?

I MEAN, AFTER WE FEED HIM TO THE

SHARK.

>> HE DIES.

>> AND WHAT ABOUT THE BOY?

>> THE BOY WILL BE A GOOD

DESSERT.

SHARKS LOVE DESSERT.

>> Flapjack: I GOTTA TELL

K'NUCKLES BEFORE WE SAIL.

>> ♪ WE'RE SAILING ♪

>> ♪ WE'RE SAILING ♪

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, YOU GOTTA

TURN BACK THE SHIP!

>> K'nuckles: FLAP, GET OFF!

>> LISTEN HERE -- WHEN DO WE GET

TO CANDIED ISLAND?

>> Flapjack: PLEASE, CAP'N,

LISTEN!

>> K'nuckles: NO, YOU LISTEN.

I'M CAPTAIN NOW, SO AS YOUR

CAPTAIN, I ORDER YOU TO...

GET ME SOME CANDY!

>> Flapjack: NO, CAP'N! LISTEN!

>> K'nuckles: I'M GETTIN' US

SOME CANDY.

>> HERE YOU ARE, CAPTAIN.

>> K'nuckles: SEE, FLAP?

WORKS LIKE A CHARM.

>> Flapjack: [ Sobbing ] BUT THE

SHARK!

>> K'nuckles: Stop!

You're messin' up the plan.

>> Flapjack: What is the plan?

>> K'nuckles: Once we reach

Candied Island, we'll ditch

these losers and cut their

anchor, sending them drifting

off to sea, and then we'll have

all the candy to ourselves.

>> Flapjack: But you don't know

how to get to Candied Island.

>> K'nuckles: No, we'll ditch

them once we get to

Candied Island.

>> Flapjack: But, Cap'n, you

have no idea how to get there!

>> K'nuckles: Look, you're

complicating things.

It's simple.

Number one -- we get to

Candied Island.

Uh, number two -- we ditch them!

That's the plan.

>> HEY, CAPTAIN, IS THIS BOY

ANNOYING YOU?

MAYBE GETTIN' IN THE WAY OF

TAKIN' US TO CANDIED ISLAND?

>> Flapjack: ANNOYING?

I'M NOT ANNOYING ANYONE.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, NO MORE THAN

USUAL.

>> SEE THAT THE ANNOYING LITTLE

ONE DON'T BOTHER THE CAPTAIN.

>> AYE, AYE, SIR.

>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]

>> K'nuckles: FLAP?!

I COMMAND YOU TO TELL ME WHERE

YOU'RE TAKING HIM!

>> TO THE SHARK TANK.

>> K'nuckles: OH, GREAT.

FLAP LOVES THOSE THINGS.

UH, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?

[ BELL RINGS ]

>> SORRY. FULL HOUSE.

LOCK HIM IN THE BATHROOM, AND

I'LL GET TO HIM TOMORROW.

>> Flapjack: AAH!

IF I DON'T HELP K'NUCKLES, HE'S

SHARK FOOD!

I GOTTA GET SOME HELP.

[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

[ CREAKING ]

[ CLANKING ]

OHH! AAH! OW!

[ PANTING ]

[ Muffled ] HELP!

>> K'nuckles: YOU -- GET

SWABBING!

>> SWAB, SWAB.

>> K'nuckles: THAT GOES FOR ALL

OF YOU!

SWAB!

[ ALL MUTTERING ]

>> HEY.

DIDN'T WE ALREADY PASS THAT

GIANT ROCK?

THE SHIP LOG SAYS WE'VE BEEN

GOIN' AROUND IN CIRCLES FOR

DAYS.

>> K'nuckles: GET SWABBING!

>> YOU NEVER DID TELL US HOW YOU

FOUND CANDIED ISLAND IN THE

FIRST PLACE.

>> K'nuckles: UH...

SWABBING.

LOTS OF SWABBING.

>> HE'S LYIN', BOYS.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO

LIARS.

>> YEAH, WE DO.

>> UH, NO. I FORGOT AGAIN.

>> WE FEED 'EM TO THE SHARK.

[ ALL CHEER ]

>> K'nuckles: THIS IS MUTINY!

I'M BEIN' MUTINIED!

>> GOT ONE MORE FOR YA, HAL.

>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S FLAPJACK?!

>> Flapjack: HEY, GUYS.

WILL YOU HELP ME SAVE K'NUCKLES?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> [ Laughing ] HE WANTS US...

TO HELP K'NUCKLES.

>> Flapjack: WOULD YOU HELP ME

SAVE K'NUCKLES?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> COME ON, GUYS.

>> Flapjack: OH, FIDDLESTICKS!

NO ONE CAN SAVE K'NUCKLES FROM

CAP'N JOHNNY!

>> YOU KNOW WHERE CAP'N JOHNNY

BE?

>> Flapjack: YES, AND HE'S GOT

MY CAP'N K'NUCKLES IN TROUBLE.

CAN YOU HELP, MYSTERIOUS

STRANGER?

>> WE'LL SAVE YOUR CAP'N FRIEND

IF YOU CAN TAKE US TO THAT

LOW-DOWN, BILGE-LICKIN' JOHNNY!

>> Flapjack: WELL, I'LL TAKE

YOU, BUT YOU GOTTA PROMISE

YOU'LL SAVE MY CAP'N.

PINKIE PROMISE.

>> SORRY, KID.

(MAN SCREAMING)

>> Flapjack: EW!

>> K'nuckles: DON'T I GET ANY

LAST WORDS?

[ SPLASH ]

[ MUFFLED SHOUTING ]

[ SQUEAK! ]

[ Thinking ] THERE'S SOMETHIN'

FISHY GOIN' ON HERE.

YOU GUYS AREN'T BLOODTHIRSTY

PIRATES, ARE YOU?

>> UH...

HERE'S THE THING.

WE WERE HIRED TO TAKE SOMEONE TO

CANDIED ISLAND, TOO.

THE PLAN WAS TO CUT THEIR ANCHOR

AND DUMP THEM ONCE WE GOT THERE.

>> K'nuckles: BUT YOU DON'T KNOW

WHERE CANDIED ISLAND IS.

>> THAT'S WHY WE HIRED YOU.

BUT YOU LIED, TOO.

>> K'nuckles: I'M CONFUSED.

>> WE'RE LIARS. WE'RE ALL LIARS.

AND THE ONLY WAY OUT IS...

WELL, THERE IS NO WAY OUT.

>> K'nuckles: I'M CONFUSED.

>> WE'RE LOST AT SEA.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

[ ALL GROANING ]

>> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

IF WE TEAM UP AND WORK TOGETHER,

MAYBE WE COULD FIND

CANDIED ISLAND!

WHAT DO YOU SAY, FELL--

[ GRUNTS ]

AAH!

[ SPLASH ]

>> ACTUALLY, MAYBE THAT GUY WAS

RIGHT.

WHO SAYS WE CAN'T TEAM UP AND

FIND CANDIED ISLAND?

>> I DO.

[ SPLASH ]

AAH! AAAH!

>> YOU WITH US, KNUCKLES?

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I'M WITH

YOU.

[ Thinking ] AND WHEN WE GET

THERE, I'LL CUT THEIR ANCHORS...

>> [ Thinking ] ...AND TAKE ALL

THE CANDY FOR MYSELF.

>> All: TO CANDIED ISLAND! YAY!

>> K'nuckles: OOH.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I'M GONNA SWIM IN THE LEMONADE

LAKE!

>> I'M GONNA SWIM IN THE

LEMONADE LAKE!

>> All: ENOUGH CANDY FOR

EVERYBODY!

>> OHH.

>> K'nuckles: I WISH FLAP WERE

HERE TO SEE THIS.

[ THUD ]

[ CREAK! ]

>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N!

>> All: WHA?!

>> K'nuckles: ANOTHER FAKE?!

>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N.

SORRY WE HAD TO TRICK YA.

BUT THESE MYSTERIOUS STRANGERS

ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU!

>> K'nuckles: MYSTERIOUS

STRANGERS?

>> THERE'S THOSE LIARS.

GET 'EM, BOYS!

>> Flapjack: WAIT!

W-WHAT ABOUT OUR --

>> WE LIED, OKAY?

>> Flapjack: YOU LIED?

>> WAIT!

WE HIRED THESE LIARS TO TAKE US

TO CANDIED ISLAND, TOO!

>> LIARS!

WE HIRED THESE LIARS TO TAKE US

TO CA--

>> LIARS!

>> NO, YOU'RE LIARS!

>> NO, YOU ARE!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> ♪ CANDIED ISLAND ♪

>> K'nuckles: IT'S

CANDIED ISLAND!

[ ALL GROWLING ]

>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT?

NO, IT REALLY IS CANDIED ISLAND!

LOOK! IT'S RIGHT THERE!

>> All: LIAR!

[ WHISTLE! ]

>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT LYING!

I SAW CANDIED ISLAND! FOR REAL! >> I BELIEVE IN YOU, K'NUCKLES.

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