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>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, GET UP.

K'NUCKLES, GET UP!
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANING ] >> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, GET YOUR
BUTT UP!
>> K'nuckles: YOU TOLD ME TO GET UP YESTERDAY.
>> Bubbie: YEAH, AND YOU STILL AIN'T UP.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANING ] [ STREEEEEEETCH! POP! ]
WELL, I'M WORKING ON IT.
>> Bubbie: [ SPITS ] [ ZING! CRUNCH! THUD! ]
>> K'nuckles: WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!
>> Bubbie: 'CAUSE YOU'RE LAZY!
>> Flapjack: HE'S NOT LAZY, BUBBIE.
HE'S JUST ON VACATION.
YOU'RE JUST ON VACATION, AREN'T YOU, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: NO, I'M LAZY.
>> HEY, K'NUCKLES!
THANKS FOR PICKING UP CANDY WIFE FROM THE TROLLEY STATION LAST
WEEK.
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE WELCOME.
>> SO, UH, WHERE IS SHE?
>> K'nuckles: I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET.
[ SEAGULLS CAWING, CRUNCHING ] >> [ SOBS ]
>> MR. K'NUCKLES, HAVE YOU FETCHED MOTHER FROM THE
POST OFFICE?
[ SEAGULLS CAWING ] [ Crying ] WHY DON'T I MISS HER?
[ BOTH SOBBING ] >> K'nuckles: COME ON, FELLAS.
I'M GONNA DO THAT STUFF.
I'M JUST GONNA DO IT LATER.
>> [ BLOWS NOSE ] EH?
IT'S AN OLD STORMALONG SCUTTLEBUTT.
>> "SKEDADDLE!
SUPER TSUNAMI STORMING STORMALONG."
I ASKED K'NUCKLES TO DELIVER THOSE PAPERS LAST WEEK.
[ WATER RUSHING ] [ FWOOSH! ]
[ ALL GROANING ] >> Flapjack: YOU ARE LAZY,
CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, MY PAPPY ALWAYS SAID, "DO ONE THING AND
DO IT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE."
SO I'M LAZY.
I'M THE LAZIEST MAN IN STORMALONG.
>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
BECAUSE THE LAZIEST MAN IN STORMALONG ISN'T FROM
STORMALONG.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] [ SQUEAK-SQUEAK-SQUEAK! THUD! ]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] [ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] >> ♪ THE LAZIEST MAN IN
STORMALONG ♪ >> ♪ BUT HE'S FROM
PORTSIDE VILLAGE ♪ >> HE'S HERE FOR THE ANNUAL
LAZIEST MAN IN STORMALONG CONTEST.
>> WE HATE PORTSIDE VILLAGE!
>> THEY'RE ALWAYS WINNING CONTESTS.
>> YEAH, AND BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR FANCY PORTS.
>> THEY THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN US.
[ ANGRY YELLING ] >> THEY ARE BETTER THAN US!
HE'S WHY THEY'RE BETTER THAN US!
NO MATTER HOW HARD WE TRY, K'NUCKLES IS DRAGGING US DOWN!
>> THAT'S RIGHT!
>> IT'S K'NUCKLES!
>> K'NUCKLES IS HOLDING US BACK!
>> THIS WOULD BE A DECENT TOWN!
>> AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD FEEL GREAT?
SEEING K'NUCKLES LOSE THAT LAZY CONTEST!
[ CROWD CHEERS ] >> LAZIES AND GENTLEMEN...
THE 20-YEAR-UNDEFEATED LAZIEST MAN IN STORMALONG --
THE KING OF THE COMATOSE, THE PRINCE OF PROCRASTINATION,
THE LOAFER FROM THE SOFA -- LA-A-A-ZY BO-O-O-NES!
BUT HE'S FROM PORTSIDE VILLAGE.
[ CROWD BOOS ] AND THE CHALLENGER...
THIS GUY.
[ CROWD BOOS LOUDER ] >> Flapjack: THEY DON'T MEAN IT,
CAP'N.
>> WE MEAN IT!
[ BOOING CONTINUES ] [ THUMP! SQUISH! THUD! SHING! ]
>> THE RULES ARE SIMPLE -- FIRST MAN TO MOVE LOSES.
READY...
SET...
BE LAZY!
Okay, you win.
Mr. Bones doesn't want to exert himself any further.
He knows when he's beat.
The championship is yours.
All you have to do is sign the paper with this pen.
Now take the pen.
>> Flapjack: Cap'n.
>> Move your hand up and take the pen.
>> Flapjack: Cap'n!
>> A neuron fires in the brain sending a message to the muscle,
which contracts at the tendon, triggering the most basic of
motor functions and lifting your hand to the pen.
Take the pen.
>> Flapjack: No!
>> Take the pen.
>> Flapjack: DON'T DO IT!
>> K'nuckles: [ Grunting ] >> Flapjack: NO, CAPTAIN!
I THINK IT'S A TRICK TO MAKE YOU LOSE THE CONTEST, AND THEN
YOU'D LOSE THE CONTEST!
>> HEY, KID.
SHUT UP.
>> All: HUH?
>> Both: HUH?
>> HE MOVED!
>> UH...
UH...
UH, UH..
UH...
UH...
UH.
>> K'NUCKLES WON!
>> WE'VE NEVER BEATEN PORTSIDE VILLAGE IN ANYTHING.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR K'NUCKLES!
[ CROWD CHEERING ] [ CLINK! ]
[ CLUNK! ] >> WE TAKE IT ALL BACK,
K'NUCKLES.
>> ALL MY LIFE, I'VE WORKED HARD AND ACTED RESPONSIBLY, WHEN I
SHOULD HAVE BEEN LAZY, LIKE YOU.
>> TEACH US!
>> TEACH US, K'NUCKLES!
>> TEACH US!
>> TEACH US TO WIN BY BEING LAZY!
[ MURMURING ] [ CHIMES RING ]
[ SQUISH! ] >> K'nuckles: [ WHISPERS ]
>> Flapjack: SO, WHO HERE WANTS TO BE AS LAZY AS K'NUCKLES?
>> YEAH! ME!
>> ME, ME!
>> YEAH, ME!
>> K'nuckles: [ WHISPERS ] >> Flapjack: WELL, THAT'S YOUR
FIRST PROBLEM -- YOU'RE TOO MOTIVATED.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: [ WHISPERS ] >> Flapjack: ONLY BY NOT
MOVING...
>> K'nuckles: [ WHISPERS ] >> Flapjack: ...CAN ONE BECOME
STILL.
>> SO TRUE.
>> K'nuckles: [ WHISPERS ] >> Flapjack: A STITCH IN TIME IS
A WASTE OF TIME.
[ CROWD CHEERS ] >> K'nuckles: [ WHISPERS ]
>> Flapjack: AND SPEAKING OF STITCHES, IT'S EASIER JUST TO
NOT GET DRESSED.
[ CHUCKLES ] >> WHY ARE WE STILL WEARING OUR
UNDERS?
>> K'nuckles: [ WHISPERS ] >> Flapjack: BECAUSE THERE ARE
CHILDREN PRESENT.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> GOOD POINT.
>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
YOU CAN'T ALL BE LAZY!
W-WHO'S GONNA CATCH THE FISH SO WE CAN EAT?
O-OR BUILD OUR HOUSES?
HOW'S ANYTHING GONNA WORK?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.
[ RRRRRIP! ] [ CROWD CHEERS ]
THAT GUY'S AMAZING.
[ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ] [ BURPS ]
>> HE'S NOTHING WITHOUT THAT KID.
>> SAY, AREN'T YOU THAT LAZY BONES GUY?
>> NO!
LAZY BONES WEARS A HAT.
>> Flapjack: AND NOW CAP'N WILL PASS OUT SOME UNFINISHED
PAMPHLETS.
ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOU.
BOOP!
AND ONE FOR YOU.
HEY, YOU REMIND ME OF A MAN WHO WEARS A HAT.
>> UH, HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?
>> Flapjack: RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR.
>> A LITTLE HELP?
>> Flapjack: CERTAINLY.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] HERE WE ARE.
RIGHT UP THOSE STAIRS.
>> A LITTLE HELP?
>> Flapjack: [ STRAINING ] UGH!
[ THUD! ] I'M GONNA GO BACK NOW.
>> I'M GONNA HEAD HOME, TOO.
>> Flapjack: OKAY.
>> A LITTLE HELP?
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] >> Flapjack: [ PANTING ]
I'M SORRY, MISTER.
I CAN'T PUSH YOU ANYMORE.
I GOT TO GET BACK TO THE CAP'N.
>> YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
I JUST CAPTURED YOU.
>> Flapjack: HUH?!
THAT'S LAZY.
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!
FLAPJACK!
FLAPJACK, WHERE ARE YOU, BOY?
>> HE'S LIFTING HIS HEAD UP.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LAZY.
[ CROWD MURMURS ANGRILY ] >> K'nuckles: HOW DARE YOU
QUESTION MY LAZINESS!
[ CROWD GASPS ] YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW LAZY I AM?
FLAPJACK MADE UP ALL THAT STUFF ON THE CHALKBOARD.
ALL I DID WAS MAKE SOME WHISPERING NOISES.
>> WHOA. THAT IS LAZY.
>> WOW.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LAZY.
>> K'nuckles: NOW GO AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU LEARNED TODAY.
[ STRETCH! ] I CAN'T BELIEVE THE BOY
DESERTED ME.
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK DIDN'T DESERT YOU.
HE'S HELPING A LAZY MAN IN A CHAIR.
>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ] LAZY BONES!
HE'S TAKEN FLAPJACK!
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING!
>> K'nuckles: I CAN'T DO THAT!
IT'LL RUIN MY REPUTATION!
>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
THINK OF ALL THE THINGS FLAPJACK HAS DONE FOR YOU!
[ SHIMMER! ] >> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT.
I NEED THAT BOY.
[ CREAK! ] [ CREAK! ]
[ CREAK! ] [ SQUEAK! ]
[ CREAK! SQUEAK! ] [ GRUNTS, STRAINS ]
I'M COMING, FLAP!
[ SQUISH! ] I'M...COMING.
[ ALL GRUNTING, MOANING ] >> Flapjack: [ GRUNTING ]
>> HOW ARE YOU, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: I'VE BEEN CAPTURED.
HELP ME, MR. LARRY.
>> SORRY. TOO MUCH EFFORT.
>> Flapjack: [ CRYING ] >> AH, YEAH. KEEP CRYING.
YOUR TEARS FEEL GOOD ON MY FEET.
>> Flapjack: [ WAILING ] [ BLAM! ]
>> K'nuckles: LAZY BONES!
>> K'NUCKLES!
HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW CHAIR?
I CALL IT THE LAZY...
BOY.
>> K'nuckles: DON'T SIT ON MY BOY!
>> MAKE ME.
MAKE ME DON'T SIT ON YOUR BOY.
>> Both: LAZY FIGHT!
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] >> HYYYYYYYAH!
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTING ] [ CREAK! CREAK! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ MUTTERING ] [ BOTH PANTING ]
>> YOU TIRED YET?
>> K'nuckles: NO.
YOU?
>> I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY.
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ] [ GRUNTING HEAVILY ]
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! WARBLE! ] [ CREEEEAK! ]
EH...
[ THUD! ] >> K'nuckles: I WIN!
>> Flapjack: YOU DID IT, CAP'N!
>> HA!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
YOU AIN'T THE LAZIEST MAN IN STORMALONG ANYMORE.
I AM!
PORTSIDE VILLAGE WINS AGAIN!
[ CROWD GROANS ] >> AW, GREAT.
WE LOST TO PORTSIDE VILLAGE AGAIN.
THANKS, K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: I DID IT FOR THE BOY.
>> WHAT ABOUT US?
>> YOU JUST HAD TO DO SOMETHING!
[ CROWD BOOS AND JEERS ] [ THUD! SQUISH! THUD! CLINK! ]
>> NOW GIVE ME THAT BELT!
>> WAIT A MINUTE, YOU TWO!
NEITHER OF YOU DESERVES THAT BELT!
THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON IN STORMALONG WHO NEVER DOES
ANYTHING.

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