>> K'nuckles: AW, THERE'S NOTHING GOOD IN THIS TRASH
BARREL, EITHER.
THIS IS A HORRIBLE TRASH DAY.
GO OVER AND SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING GOOD IN
PEPPERMINT LARRY'S BARRELS.
>> Flapjack: OH, MY GOODNESS, CAP'N!
QUICK, COME AND SEE!
>> K'nuckles: IT BETTER BE MORE THAN A WET NAPKIN THIS TIME,
FLAP.
>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAPTAIN!
[ POP! ] >> K'nuckles: IT'S AN ENTIRE
BARREL OF CANDY, BOY!
PEPPERMINT MUST HAVE PUT THIS OUT HERE BY MISTAKE.
HELP ME MOVE THIS TO SOME PLACE SAFE.
>> Flapjack: HOW COME I ONLY GET ONE PIECE AND YOU GET THE WHOLE
BARREL?
>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN'T JUST GO EATING A BUNCH OF CANDY LIKE ME
JUST LIKE THAT.
[ Mouthful ] I'VE BEEN EATING CANDY FOR A LOT MORE YEARS THAN
YOU, FLAP.
BESIDES, I'M TWICE AS BIG AS YOU.
IF A BOY YOUR SIZE ATE THIS MUCH CANDY, IT'D GIVE HIM THE, UH...
UM...
CANDY FLU.
>> Flapjack: AW, COME ON.
I CAN HANDLE ONE MORE PIECE.
[ DING! ] THANKS, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THIS NIGHT FOR
YEARS TO COME, KID.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ] YEP, THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HIM.
[ LAUGHS ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
DID I EVER TELL YOU YOU WERE MY BEST PAL EVER?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: I DID?!
WHEN DID I TELL YOU THAT?
>> Flapjack: YOU TELL ME THAT EVERY TIME YOU EAT A LOT OF
CANDY.
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS, COUGHS ] HERE'S TO CANDY.
[ COUGHS ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
AND I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER THING -- I DON'T CARE WHAT
THAT LOLLY POOPDECK SAYS, I'M A DARN-GOOD ADVENTURER, FLAPJACK!
YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THOSE BUCKETS OF HIS?
>> Flapjack: WATER?
>> K'nuckles: NO, HIS TEARS!
THAT'S RIGHT -- POOP'S A CRYBABY!
AND DON'T FORGET IT!
[ CRYING ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
I LOVE YOU AND BUBBIE SO MUCH, FLAP.
[ CRYING ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N.
YOU AWAKE?
>> K'nuckles: CANDY.
I WANT CANDY.
CANDY.
>> Flapjack: THERE IS NO MORE CANDY.
YOU ATE IT ALL.
>> K'nuckles: CANDY!
CANDY! CANDY!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N!
OH, NO!
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> PERHAPS HE NEEDS AN OPERATION.
>> K'nuckles: I NEED CANDY.
JUST A TASTE.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, GET UP!
>> K'nuckles: A TALKING LOLLIPOP?
WHERE HAVE I BEEN ALL YOUR LIFE?
>> Flapjack: AAH!
CAP'N, NO!
>> COME QUICK, MEN.
HE'S GOT THE CANDY ROT.
>> K'nuckles: NO, STOP!
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
>> HMM, K'NUCKLES IS GRAVELY ILL INDEED.
HE MUST BE CURED OR HE WILL ROT FROM THE INSIDE OUT!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> K'nuckles: I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT!
MY ONLY PROBLEM IS SEA SKUNKS LIKE YOU RUIN ALL ME --
>> YES, A BAD CASE, INDEED.
FULL-BLOWN DENIAL, HMM.
A PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR MY EXPERIMENTAL CANDY SURGERY.
>> Flapjack: NO!
>> FIRST, WE MASSAGE THE TEETH.
NEXT WE POLISH THE TONGUE, THEN FILL THE STOMACH WITH LAVA ROCK,
HMM.
THEN A NEST OF WASPS TO CLOSE OFF THE THROAT!
AFTER A FEW HUNDRED STITCHES, WE'LL SEE IF HE STILL HAS A
TASTE FOR SWEETS.
>> Flapjack: NO.
THERE MUST BE ANOTHER CURE.
[ CRYING ] WHAT IF I KEEP HIM AWAY FROM
CANDY?
>> YES, I SUPPOSE THAT MIGHT WORK, TOO.
DON'T GIVE HIM ANY SUGAR TILL HE STOPS CRAVING CANDY.
AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, THERE'S ALWAYS SURGERY!
>> K'nuckles: Psst!
FLAP, WAKE UP.
IT'S JUST A BAD DREAM.
>> Flapjack: HUH?!
>> K'nuckles: YOU WERE TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP AGAIN, BOY.
>> Flapjack: I WAS?
>> K'nuckles: SURE WERE.
SCREAMING ABOUT SURGERY AND ME WITH THE CANDY ROT.
[ LAUGHS ] WHAT, DO YOU THINK OLD K'NUCKLES
CAN'T EAT A LITTLE SUGAR?
IT WAS JUST YOUR IMAGINATION, BOY.
>> Flapjack: THEN WHY ARE YOU TIED IN THIS WHEELCHAIR?
>> K'nuckles: OH, WELL, UH, YOU SEE, UH, YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING,
AND, UM -- WELL, THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS I'M FINE.
>> Flapjack: SO YOU'RE CURED?
>> K'nuckles: HOW COULD I BE CURED IF I WAS NEVER SICK?
>> Flapjack: IT SEEMED SO REAL, THOUGH.
>> K'nuckles: DON'T YOU TRUST YOUR CAPTAIN, FLAP?
>> Flapjack: MM, WELL...
OF COURSE I DO!
>> K'nuckles: THEN LET ME LOOSE SO YOU CAN TAKE A RIDE!
>> Flapjack: YEAH!
RIDE ME OVER TO LOST KIDNEY LANDING OR MAYBE TO
THE TOP OF NOSEBLEED BLUFFS.
HMM, WHAT DO YOU THINK, CAP'N?
CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ] >> Flapjack: AND REMEMBER OUR
ADVENTURE TO CAROB SNACK ISLAND?
WE DIDN'T NEED CANDY TO HAVE FUN THAT TIME, EITHER.
>> K'nuckles: MMM, CANDY, CANDY.
>> Flapjack: ♪ HUSH NOW, CAP'N, DON'T SAY A WORD ♪
♪ FLAPPY'S GONNA SING TILL YOU GET CURED ♪
>> K'nuckles: YOU DID IT, BOY.
I'M CURED.
I RODE YOUR VOICE LIKE A BEACHED WHALE OUT OF THE DARKNESS.
>> Flapjack: UM, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE CURED, CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: CERTAIN PEOPLE MIGHT SAY I MIGHT HAVE HAD A
PROBLEM BEFORE, BUT TRUE ADVENTURERS DON'T DWELL IN THE
PAST.
>> Flapjack: SO...SO YOU DON'T WANT ANY CANDY?
>> K'nuckles: [ SNARLS ] NOPE.
>> Flapjack: SO YOU DON'T WANT THIS CANDY?
>> K'nuckles: NAH.
>> Flapjack: MM-HMM.
>> K'nuckles: CAW-CAW, CAW.
>> Flapjack: SEAGULLS!
WHERE'D THEY GO?
>> K'nuckles: THAT FILTHY GULL JUST FILCHED YOUR CANDY!
IT'S AN ADVENTURE, BOY!
UNTIE ME, AND WE'LL GO SCRAMBLE HIS EGGS.
HURRY, HURRY!
THIS WAY, FLAP!
>> Flapjack: YEE-HAW! ADVENTURE!
CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ] >> HEY, YOU, YOU'RE GONNA PAY
FOR THAT.
>> K'nuckles: [ HISSES ] >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
K'NUCKLES!
WHERE ARE YOU?
K'NUCKLES!
K'NUCKLES!
>> UGH!
YOU'RE NOT WELCOME AT THE CANDY TROUGH, YA BUM!
[ CRUNCH! ] >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES?
>> SEE YOU TOMORROW, MATE.
>> YEAH, SEE YA.
>> [ COUGHS ] [ HACKS ]
>> Flapjack: OH, NO.
BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: HI, CREAM PIE.
WHAT HAVE YOU AND K'NUCKLES BEEN DOING ALL -- AAH!
GRACIOUS.
WHAT IS THAT?
>> Flapjack: IT'S CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
>> Bubbie: WELL, DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE TO HIM, SUGAR.
>> Flapjack: HE GOT THE CANDY ROT.
>> Bubbie: OH.
ATE TOO MUCH CANDY, DID HE?
>> Flapjack: HE NEEDS SURGERY.
>> Bubbie: SURGERY?!
>> Flapjack: [ GROANS ] >> Bubbie: HE DOESN'T NEED
SURGERY, SUGAR PUFF.
WHAT HE NEEDS IS SOME ISOLATION.
>> Flapjack: LIKE ALONE TIME?
>> Bubbie: YEAH, SOME THINKING TIME.
THINK OF IT LIKE IT'S A...VISION QUEST.
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S THAT?
>> Bubbie: UH, UH, I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED GOOD.
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
ONLY ONE CURE LEFT, HMM.
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO.
THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.
I'M JUST OUT FOR A MOONLIGHT SAIL.
>> SURGERY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
YES.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAP, IS THAT YOU, BOY?
AAH!
WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THERE?
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
I'VE GOT IT RIGHT [Laughing] HERE.
>> K'nuckles: LARRY.
DID YOU SWIM ALL THE WAY OUT HERE WITH ALL THAT C-C-C-C-C...
CANDY WIFE?
>> I'M DELICIOUS.
>> CANDY.
>> SURGERY.
[ BOTH LAUGH EVILLY ] >> K'nuckles: NO, NO SURGERY.
NO SURGERY.
>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: FLAP?
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
YOU'RE WITH US.
WE ARE CANDIED ISLAND.
SO ARE YOU.
WE'RE ALL WHIRLING IN A CANDIED COSMOS.
>> K'nuckles: [ GAGS ] >> THERE'S ONLY ONE CURE, HMM,
CAPTAIN -- CANDY.
>> Flapjack: HMM, YES, HMM.
[ ALL LAUGH EVILLY ] [ GULLS CAWING ]
>> Bubbie: NOT INTO THE SUN, BABY CUPS.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] I THINK I SEE HIM, BUBBIE.
>> Bubbie: WHERE?
>> Flapjack: THERE!
>> Bubbie: AAH!
>> Flapjack: MM, MAYBE THAT'S NOT HIM.
[ CYMBALS DING ] >> K'nuckles: BLESSINGS,
FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: IT IS HIM, BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: BUT IS HE CURED?
>> Flapjack: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
ONE CARAMEL-CAKE, COOKIE-DOUGH, COCONUT-CREAM, COTTON,
CLOUD-BURST CANDY, PLEASE.
[ DRUMROLL ] AHHHHH.
[ WHACK! ] SO NO MORE CANDY?
>> K'nuckles: I'M CURED, BOY.
>> Flapjack: SO YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND CANDIED ISLAND ANYMORE?
>> K'nuckles: OF COURSE I DO.
SO I CAN DESTROY IT!
CANDY'S THE WORK OF ALL THINGS WICKED.
LET US ALL LOOK CLOSER AT THE DARKNESS CANDY HAS SPREAD IN
STORMALONG.
I WAS LIKE ALL OF YOU ONCE -- EATING CANDY AND DROWNING IN MY
FORGOTTEN DREAMS, POLLUTING THE WELL OF MY INTERNAL INNARDS WITH
SWEETS, PEDDLING MY WELL-BEING FOR SUGAR CANE!
I WAS SUBMERGED IN SUGAR THIRST, CHOKING ON THE ROOT SO IT'S
ROTTEN IN THE WORLD.
>> I'M SICK OF CHOKING!
>> ME TOO!
>> K'nuckles: BEFORE I SUCCUMBED TO CANDY, I LOOKED LIKE THIS.
>> I USED TO HAVE TEETH, AND MY TEETH USED TO HAVE DREAMS.
>> K'nuckles: I WAS LOST, BUT AT THE EDGE OF THE ABYSS, I WAS
REBORN.
>> REBIRTH US ALL, WISE MAN!
>> K'nuckles: I WAS MADE PURE AND NEW SO I COULD STAND AGAIN
AND SPEAK THE TRUTH!
[ ALL CHEER ] CANDY'S THE CAUSE OF YOUR
SORROWS.
>> All: YEAH!
>> GET OUT OF MY STORE, K'NUCKLES.
>> K'nuckles: LET'S CAST OUR SORROW INTO THE OCEAN.
>> YEAH!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> CANDY-- AAAH!
>> K'nuckles: THIS WAY!
>> Flapjack: WAIT!
DON'T WASTE CANDY!
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE CLEANSED, BOY.
>> Flapjack: I DON'T LIKE THIS K'NUCKLES.
I WANT THE OLD K'NUCKLES BACK.
>> K'nuckles: ACTUALLY, FLAP, I HAVEN'T CHANGED THAT MUCH.
SEE?
>> Flapjack: SO YOU WERE FAKING THE WHOLE TIME?
>> K'nuckles: YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D LET ALL THAT CANDY GO TO
WASTE.
[ CHUCKLES ] LET'S GO EAT SOME CANDY!
HUH?
>> Flapjack: GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, CAP'N.
[ SITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]