K'nuckles: AND THERE SHE WAS,MY NEW WOODEN FOOT, SITTING RIGHT THERE IN THE ARMS OF THE MERMAID PRINCESS. BEST FOOT I EVER GOT, TOO.
>> Flapjack: WOW! WHAT ABOUT YOUR OTHER FOOT?
>> K'nuckles: EH, THE OTHER ONE'S NOT SO GREAT.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ABOUT YOUR HAND?
>> K'nuckles: MY HAND? I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S SORT OF THE MOST AMAZING STORY THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ANYBODY. I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO HEAR --
>> Flapjack: AAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> K'nuckles: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, AND I WAS LOST AT SEA.
>> Flapjack: YOU WERE LOST AT SEA? I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
>> K'nuckles: EVEN THE GREATEST ADVENTURERS GET LOST IN THE SEA OF D-- OF LOST ADVENTURERS! AND SO THERE I WAS, JUST MAKIN' MY WAY OUT OF THOSE WICKED WATERS WHEN I GET TENTACLES GRABBIN' AT MY SHIP!
GET OFF OF THERE! AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE'S POPPIN' UP OVER THE SIDE?
>> Flapjack: P-POPCORN?
>> K'nuckles: A SQUIDSHARK, THE MOST FEROCIOUS MONSTER IN THE DEEP! AND HE WAS HUNGRY FOR MY HAND!
>> Flapjack: DON'T GIVE IT TO HIM!
>> K'nuckles: OH, I GAVE IT TO HIM, ALL RIGHT. BUT BEFORE I COULD GIVE IT TO HIM AGAIN, HE GRABBED HOLD OF ME AND BIT MY TICKLERS CLEAN OFF.
>> Flapjack: I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN THAT HAND, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, MY FAKE ONE'S EVEN BETTER.
I GOT HER WHEN I WAS HIJACKED BY A SHIP OF VIKING MAIDENS WHO MADE ME KISS THEM.
>> I THINK WE FOUND HIM, SIR!
>> AYE, THAT BE THE ONE.
>> K'nuckles: AND SO THE OLD
CARPENTER MAN OF MAGIC ISLAND
CARVED ME THIS NEW HAND FROM
THE WOOD OF THE VIKING SHIP I SO
BRAVELY DESTROYED.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES,
YOU'RE THE MOST AMAZING
ADVENTURER EVER!
>> REALLY?!
I GUESS HE WOULDN'T BE SCARED OF
US THEN.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: WELL, HE WOULDN'T
BE SCARED.
>> WELL, HE SHOULDN'T BE SCARED.
I SIMPLY WANTED TO SHAKE HIS
HAND FOR BEING SO AMAZING.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHY DIDN'T
YOU SAY SO?
YOU CAN SHAKE MY HAND.
>> ACTUALLY, I'D RATHER SHAKE
MY HAND!
>> K'nuckles: YOUR HAND?!
>> I LOST THAT WOODEN BEAUTY
YEARS AGO, AND I'VE COME TO TAKE
HER BACK!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I DON'T SEE
YOUR NAME ON IT.
>> WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?
>> Flapjack: "HANDREW"?
>> HANDY FOR SHORT.
CAPTAIN HANDY.
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T BELIEVE
IT.
IF IT'S YOUR HAND, THEN WHY IS
IT ON MY ARM?
>> THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!
>> K'nuckles: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> GIVE ME MY HAND!
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I DON'T SEE
YOUR NAME ON IT.
>> TAKE IT FROM HIM, BOYS!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: WAIT!
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA TAKE HER
AWAY FROM ME!?
MY BEST HAND?
THE HAND I OILED EVERY DAY?
THE HAND I SOILED EVERY DAY?
>> HAND IT OVER!
>> K'nuckles: OH, PLEASE!
JUST ONE LAST DAY SO I CAN SAY
GOODBYE!
THERE'S SO MUCH STUFF WE STILL
GOT TO DO TOGETHER.
[ GROWLING ]
>> HOLD, BOYS.
HE'S RIGHT.
CAPTAIN KICKLES, YOUR PLEAS HAVE NOT FALLEN UPON EARS OF STONE.
A HAND AS HANDSOME AS MINE IS NOT SO EASY TO PART WITH -- I KNOW, FOR I'VE DONE IT ONCE MYSELF.
HARK AWAY, BOYS!
WE'LL GIVE THIS POUTY FACE 24 HOURS.
THEN WE'LL DISMEMBER HIM.
>> K'nuckles: [ CRYING ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PIRATE
POKED YOU WITH HIS HOOK.
I'M SO SORRY.
>> Flapjack: SORRY YOU'RE A LIAR?
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Flapjack: YOU DIDN'T GET THAT
HAND FROM A MAGIC CARPENTER.
YOU LIED!
YOU LIAR!
>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT A LIAR.
I'M A YARN SPINNER.
I TELL TALL TALES -- A CUSTOM
UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED BY
ADVENTURER'S EVERYWHERE.
BUT THIS REALLY IS MY HAND.
I SWEAR BY MY GREAT,
GREAT-GRAND...HAND.
>> Flapjack: THEN HOW DID YOU
REALLY GET IT?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, IT WAS THE
SEA OF LOST ADVENTURERS, LIKE I
SAID BEFORE, EXCEPT...
IT WAS MY DEAR MOTHER'S KITCHEN,
AND I WAS JUST GETTING ME START
IN ADVENTURING.
GET OUT OF HERE!
SUDDENLY, SOMETHIN' EMERGES OFF
MY PORT BOW.
THE SQUIDSHARK 1700, MY
MOTHER'S STATE-OF-THE-ART
FLOTSOM DISPOSAL.
AND I WAS GONNA STICK MY HAND IN
IT!
THE TRICKY THING ABOUT OL'
SQUIDSHARK WAS I TURNED IT ON BY ACCIDENT.
I THOUGHT THERE'D BE CANDY DOWN
THERE.
I COULDN'T AFFORD A FAKE HAND BUT A GOOD ADVENTURER LEARNS TO MAKE DO.
THEN ONE DAY I ADVENTURED PAST A PAWNSHOP.
IT WAS THE BEST FAKE HAND IN THE
WHOLE WORLD.
I GOT THE SHOP OWNER'S
ATTENTION...
>> GO AWAY.
>> K'nuckles: LUCKILY I
MEMORIZED THE HAND, AND I CARVED
AN EXACT REPLICA FOR THE WRONG
HAND.
BUT LIKE I SAID, ADVENTURERS
MAKE DO.
THE NEXT HAND WAS JUST LIKE THE
ONE AT THE PAWNSHOP.
THAT'S THE HAND I WEAR TODAY!
>> Flapjack: YOU MADE A COPY OF CAP'N HANDY'S HAND?
>> YEP.
>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU.
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S GREAT. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE AN OLD FRIEND TO SAY GOODBYE TO.
>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ] ♪ CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, WHAT CAN I DO? YOU LOVE YOUR HAND AND I LOVE IT, TOO ♪
>> Bubbie: WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY?
>> Flapjack: HOW CAN CAP'N K'NUCKLES BE CAP'N K'NUCKLES WITHOUT HIS K'NUCKLES?
>> Bubbie: WELL, SOMETIMES GETTING RID OF SOMETHING GOOD HELPS YOU FIND SOMETHIN' EVEN BETTER.
>> Flapjack: OH, FOO!
THERE ISN'T ANYTHING BETTER THAN CAP'N K'NUCKLES' HAND.
HIS HAND IS PERFECT.
>> Bubbie: JUST LOOKS LIKE A CREAKY, OLD, WOOD HAND TO ME.
>> Flapjack: WHAAAAT!? IT'S AN EXACT DUPLICATE OF THE BEST HAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
>> Bubbie: WHERE DID K'NUCKLES SEE THE "BEST HAND IN THE WORLD"?
>> Flapjack: HMM, RIGHT OVER
THERE, AT THE "YE OLDE PAWNSHOP."
>> Bubbie: WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ON OVER THERE AND GET THE ORIGINAL HAND?
>> Flapjack: BECAUSE -- I DON'T KNOW!
I BETTER GO SEE IF THAT OLD HAND'S STILL THERE.
THANKS, BUBBIE!
>> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA MISS YOU, HAND.
[ SNIFFLES ]
AW, YOU ALWAYS DID TREAT ME SWEET.
IF THIS IS BE OUR LAST DAY
TOGETHER, LET'S SPEND IT IN
STYLE.
[ CROWING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU KNOW, THIS TIME TOMORROW,
MY WRIST WILL FEEL AWFULLY
LIGHT.
I WISH --
YOU'RE RIGHT.
AT LEAST WE'RE TOGETHER NOW.
[ HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH ]
[ YAWNS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Bubbie: WHERE ARE YOU GOIN' IN SUCH A HURRY?
>> K'nuckles: I AIN'T GIVIN' UP THIS HAND.
SHE'S MINE!
I MADE HER WITH MY OWN TWO... HAND.
>> Flapjack: NO, YOU DIDN'T!
>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I DID.
I COPIED THE --
>> Flapjack: THAT'S NO COPY!
THERE IS NO COPY!
YOU LIED TO ME, YOU LIAR!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: I WENT TO THE "YE
OLDE PAWNSHOP," AND GUESS WHAT?
THE OWNER DOESN'T SELL FAKE HANDS.
HE NEVER HAS.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE TOLD ME?
TALL TALES ARE LIES!
>> K'nuckles: BUT I --
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SUCH A BIG LIAR, IF YOU WERE A TREASURE CHEST, YOU WOULD LIE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!
>> WOW, THAT GUY SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY BIG LIAR.
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR, I BET YOU WOULD LIE LIKE A LIGHTHOUSE FULL OF LIONS AND LIMA BEANS.
>> K'nuckles: HEY, PIPE DOWN, KID.
PEOPLE ARE STARTIN' TO STARE.
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU DON'T LIKE HAVING ALL "LIES"
ON YOU?
>> K'nuckles: [ STAMMERING ]
>> Flapjack: THIS LIAR LIED
ABOUT STEALING THAT HAND!
>> THAT THIEF SHOULD GO TO JAIL FOR LIFE.
>> HE SURE CROSSED THE LINE WHEN HE STOLE THIS HAT CONCEPT!
>> ARGH!
HE'S GOT MY NOSE, TOO!
>> THOSE TEETH LOOK FAMILIAR!
>> OH! THERE'S MY LEG!
>> I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR THOSE TATTOOS!
>> THERE'S MY DOG, POKEY!
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
LOOKS LIKE THAT'S EVERYTHING.
>> Flapjack: AT LEAST THEY LET YOU KEEP YOUR HAND.
>> I'LL TAKE THAT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
CAPTAIN KICKLES.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: WELL, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A BIG, FAT LI--
HEY, KID, YOUR FREAKY FRIEND HERE IS PERFECT FOR MY PETTING ZOO.
I'LL TRADE YOU MY FANCY BACK SCRATCHER FOR HIM.
>> Flapjack: WHERE'D YOU GET THAT HAND?!
>> HAND?
EEEEEW!!
THAT PAWNSHOP OWNER TOLD ME IT WAS A BACK SCRATCHER.
THAT'S THE MOST REVOLTING THING.
>> Flapjack: IT'S JUST LIKE CAPTAIN HANDY'S HAND, BUT THIS ONE SAYS "HANDTHONY"!
>> UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S ACTUALLY MY NAME, NOT HANDREW.
I KNEW IT STARTED WITH AN "H."
THANK YOU, FATBACK.
APOLOGIES TO CAPTAIN KICKLES.
WELCOME BACK, YOU OLD SO-AND-SO.
>> Flapjack: I GUESS THIS MEANS YOU WEREN'T LYING. AND WHAT'S MORE, YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR HAND... FRIEND.
>> K'nuckles: [ MUFFLED YELL ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT WAS THAT CAP'N? YOU WANT TO TELL ME SOMETHIN'? OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME, CAPTAIN.