>> K'nuckles: THAR SHE BLOWS, BOY!
>> Flapjack: WOW, SHE'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED!
>> K'nuckles: NO, NOT HER! WE DIDN'T WALK ALL THIS WAY IN THE HOT SUN TO SEE THIS THING.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: SHE BLOWS THAR!
>> Flapjack: THE 99 PENCE STORE?!
[ SQUEALS ]
>> K'nuckles: ALL YOUR DREAMS ANSWERED FOR 99 PENCE.
>> Flapjack: 99 PENCE.
WOW! LOOK!
99 PENCE SHAVING CREAM!
FOR WHEN I GROW MY ADVENTURE BEARD.
>> K'nuckles: 99 PENCE BOTTLES WITH LITTLE SHIPS IN THEM.
>> Flapjack: 99 PENCE SHIPS WITH
LITTLE BOTTLES IN THEM.
>> K'nuckles: 99 PENCE SHIPS!
AND BEST OF ALL, 99 PENCE CANDY-BARREL AISLE!
[ LIVELY GRINDER MUSIC PLAYS ]
WELL, LET'S GO HOME.
>> Flapjack: BUT AREN'T WE GONNA BUY ANYTHING FOR 99 PENCE?
>> K'nuckles: WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.
>> Flapjack: THAT NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE. HEY, MAYBE WE COULD GET JOBS.
>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO ADVENTURERS SAY ABOUT JOBS?
>> Flapjack: JOBS ARE FOR LANDLUBBERS WITH NO SENSE OF ADVENTURE... OR FASHION.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
EH.
>> ♪ EXPIRED CANDY ♪
[ Whispering ] FREE.
>> Flapjack: WHOO-HOO!
[ CHOMPING, LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: SEE, BOY? GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO DON'T WORK.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, I'M NEVER GONNA GET A JOB! UNH-UNH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Both: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, THE DOCK'S ON FIRE!
>> Both: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
>> K'nuckles: WAIT A SECOND! NO, BOY, WE GOT THE FOOTBURN.
>> Flapjack: THE FOOTBURN.
[ LAUGHING ]
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO, NO! THIS IS SERIOUS.
>> Flapjack: SERIOUS.
WELL, NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES, BOY.
>> Flapjack: [ CHATTERS ]
BUBBIE GIVES WHALE KISSES!
>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES ARE THE ONLY CURE FOR FOOTBURN.
>> Bubbie: THAT'S RIGHT, FLAPJACK. NOW, COME ON OVER HERE AND LET BUBBIE KISS IT.
>> Flapjack: COMING, BUBBIE!
OW! OH!
>> Bubbie: OH, YOU CAN DO IT, BABY.
>> Both : OW! OW!
>> K'nuckles: IT'S NO USE, FLAPJACK.
OW! OW!
I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO FIND SOME OTHER WAY TO GET HOME.
>> Flapjack: LIKE FLYING?
>> K'nuckles: WE'LL RIDE THE STORM-ALONG TROLLEY.
'N THAR SHE BLOWS!
>> Flapjack: SHE'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: KNOCK THAT OFF ALREADY, WILL YA?
SHE BLOWS THAR!
AND THE BEST PART IS WE WON'T HAVE TO SEE THIS WARTY-FACED WHARF WITCH AGAIN!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Flapjack: WOW! I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A TROLLEY BEFORE.
[ GOAT BLEATS ]
>> K'nuckles: I REMEMBER MY FIRST TIME.
I FOUND MYSELF A NICE, SOFT SEAT TO SIT IN.
AND I MADE FRIENDS WITH THE RESIDENT TROLLEY RATS.
I NAMED THE SMARTEST LOOKIN' ONE K'NUCKLES!
AND I EVEN MET MY FIRST TRUE LOVE.
I STILL REMEMBER.
SHE SMELLED OF FISH GUTS AND AFTERSHAVE.
>> Flapjack: WHOA, AMAZING!
>> K'nuckles: SHE WAS, TILL I PUSHED HER OFF THE DOCK AND A GIANT SQUID ATE HER.
>> Flapjack: THAT MUST HAVE BEEN HARD FOR YOU.
HEY, HERE COMES THE TROLLEY CAPTAIN!
>> K'nuckles: YAH!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Flapjack: WOW! ISN'T THIS GREAT?!
>> K'nuckles: NO.
I JUST WANT TO GET MY WHALE'S KISSES BEFORE I GO UP IN FLAMES.
AND BETWEEN YOU AND ME AND THE FLOORBOARDS, I THINK THAT TROLLEY HAG'S GOT SOMETHING AGAINST ME.
>> [ GROWL ]
>> Flapjack: AW, FIDDLESTICKS!
I'M SURE THIS'LL BE THE MOST TROLLEYRIFIC TROLLEY RIDE IN TROLLEY HISTORY.
LOOK, YOUR FAVORITE TROLLEY SEAT'S STILL THERE.
AND YOUR FAVORITE RAT,
K'NUCKLES, JR.
>> [ HISSES ]
>> K'nuckles: I'LL TELL YA, BOY,
ME CORNEA'S PERCOLATIN'.
AND WHEN ME CORNEAS PERCOLATE, THAR BE TROUBLE A-BREWIN'.
[ BRAKES SCREECH ]
HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
WHY ARE WE STOPPING?
>> [ GRUMBLES ]
>> Flapjack: I KNOW WHAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
LET'S WAVE GOODBYE TO THE 99 PENCE STORE.
>> K'nuckles: MEH.
>> Flapjack: BYE! TAKE IT EASY.
SEE YA AROUND!
WE LIKE YOUR BARGAINS!
BYE! TAKE CARE!
SEE YA NEXT TIME!
WE HAD FUN! BYE! ADIOS!
UH, BYE. GOODBYE. SEE YA.
TAKE CARE.
UH-HUH.
UH, GOODBYE!
>> K'nuckles: THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD GOING ON HERE.
>> Flapjack: WEIRD?
>> K'nuckles: YEAH!
SHE'S DRIVING SLOW ON PURPOSE JUST TO GET MY GOAT.
>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S ALREADY GOT A GOAT.
>> [ BLEATS ]
>> Flapjack: SEE? BESIDES, HOW CAN ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN ON AN ADVENTURE TROLLEY, WITH ITS RUGGED, WOODED FLOORBOARDS...
>> K'nuckles: MM, THAT'S NICE.
>> Flapjack: ...ITS HEMP SECURITY STRAPS.
>> K'nuckles: MM. OOOH. SECURITY.
>> Flapjack: ...AND SUPER-ABSORBENT HAYSTACK CUSHIONS?
>> K'nuckles: OOH, YES, CUSHY.
[ BRAKES SCREECH ]
>> AND THE BRAKE STICK?
YOU LIKE THE GIANT BRAKE STICK?
>> Flapjack: YES, MA'AM, IT'S MY FAVORITE.
>> MINE, TOO.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: HOW ABOUT THE ACCELERATOR?
LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE ACCELERATOR!
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: WOW!
>> AND THIS KNOB?
YOU LIKE THIS KNOB?
>> Flapjack: OH, YES!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, COME ON!
STOP MESSING AROUND!
>> HOW ABOUT THIS TROLLEY SEAT?
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
>> THIS WHEEL?
>> Flapjack: OOH!
>> THE WOOD DOOR?
THE LUGGAGE RACK?
MY REARVIEW...
MIRROR?
OH, YES. YES. YES.
>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO!
COME ON!
>> YOU LIKE THIS FANCY WOOD TRIM?
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, I'D LIKE YOU TO GET THIS TROLLEY MOVING!
>> [ GROWLS ]
HOW 'BOUT THIS TUB OF MEDICATED FOOT CREME?
>> Flapjack: OOH!
[ LAUGHS ]
OOF!
>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES!
[ BRAKES SCREECH ]
[ SOBBING ]
>> OH, HEY, I ALMOST FORGOT SOMETHIN'.
HERE.
FOR ME?
WHOO-EE!
A REAL, LIVE, OFFICIAL JUNIOR
TROLLEY HAT!
>> ♪ A REAL, LIVE, OFFICIAL
JUNIOR TROLLEY HAT ♪
>> Flapjack: THANKS, WITCH LADY!
WOW!
I WISH THIS TROLLEY RIDE WOULD LAST FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER. ROLLING ALONG AND STOPPING, ROLLING ALONG AND STOPPING.
ROLLING ALONG...
AND STOPPING.
ROLL--
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK! SINCE YOU'RE AN OFFICIAL JUNIOR TROLLEY CONDUCTOR, WHY DON'T YOU GO ASK THAT HAG TO SPEED UP,
HMM?
>> Flapjack: AYE-AYE, CAP'N.
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHAT DID SHE SAY?
>> Flapjack: SHE'S PRETTY FUNNY. SHE SAYS SHE'S ON HER BREAK.
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: NOW LET'S SEE WHAT THIS BABY CAN DO.
>> Flapjack: WOW, YOU CAN DRIVE A TROLLEY?
>> K'nuckles: PBFT, CAN I DRIVE A TROLLEY?!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WE GOT TO PULL THAT BRAKE!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> BEHOLD, I CALL IT "RAMP"!
RADICAL ASCENSION --
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
>> Flapjack: WE GOTTA PULL THAT BRAKE!
>> K'nuckles: I WON'T DO IT!
NEED WHALE KISSES.
>> Bubbie: THAT'S RIGHT, GIRL. YOU TOLD THAT MAN YOU HAD EIGHT LEGS FROM THE START.
>> Flapjack: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> [ ROARS ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
[ GASPING FOR AIR ]
>> Flapjack: YOU GOT TO...PULL THE BRAKE.
[ SQUID ROARS ]
>> Flapjack: [ Gurgling ] YOU GOT TO PULL --
>> K'nuckles: [ Gurgling ] ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT!
[ BRAKES SCREECH ]
>> Flapjack: OH NO, THE 99 PENCE STORE?
>> K'nuckles: WELL, AT LEAST THE DROWNING PUT OUT MY FOOTBURN.
>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFS ] I SMELL FISH GUTS AND AFTERSHAVE.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]
[ SQUID ROARS ]
NOT THE FEET!
AHHHH!