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>> K'nuckles: THAR SHE BLOWS, BOY!

>> Flapjack: WOW, SHE'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED!

>> K'nuckles: NO, NOT HER! WE DIDN'T WALK ALL THIS WAY IN THE HOT SUN TO SEE THIS THING.

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> K'nuckles: SHE BLOWS THAR!

>> Flapjack: THE 99 PENCE STORE?!

[ SQUEALS ]

>> K'nuckles: ALL YOUR DREAMS ANSWERED FOR 99 PENCE.

>> Flapjack: 99 PENCE.

WOW! LOOK!

99 PENCE SHAVING CREAM!

FOR WHEN I GROW MY ADVENTURE BEARD.

>> K'nuckles: 99 PENCE BOTTLES WITH LITTLE SHIPS IN THEM.

>> Flapjack: 99 PENCE SHIPS WITH

LITTLE BOTTLES IN THEM.

>> K'nuckles: 99 PENCE SHIPS!

AND BEST OF ALL, 99 PENCE CANDY-BARREL AISLE!

[ LIVELY GRINDER MUSIC PLAYS ]

WELL, LET'S GO HOME.

>> Flapjack: BUT AREN'T WE GONNA BUY ANYTHING FOR 99 PENCE?

>> K'nuckles: WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.

>> Flapjack: THAT NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE. HEY, MAYBE WE COULD GET JOBS.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO ADVENTURERS SAY ABOUT JOBS?

>> Flapjack: JOBS ARE FOR LANDLUBBERS WITH NO SENSE OF ADVENTURE... OR FASHION.

>> [ GRUNTS ]

EH.

>> ♪ EXPIRED CANDY ♪

[ Whispering ] FREE.

>> Flapjack: WHOO-HOO!

[ CHOMPING, LAUGHING ]

>> K'nuckles: SEE, BOY? GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO DON'T WORK.

>> Flapjack: YEAH, I'M NEVER GONNA GET A JOB! UNH-UNH!

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Both: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, THE DOCK'S ON FIRE!

>> Both: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

>> K'nuckles: WAIT A SECOND! NO, BOY, WE GOT THE FOOTBURN.

>> Flapjack: THE FOOTBURN.

[ LAUGHING ]

>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO, NO! THIS IS SERIOUS.

>> Flapjack: SERIOUS.

WELL, NOW WHAT DO WE DO?

>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES, BOY.

>> Flapjack: [ CHATTERS ]

BUBBIE GIVES WHALE KISSES!

>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES ARE THE ONLY CURE FOR FOOTBURN.

>> Bubbie: THAT'S RIGHT, FLAPJACK. NOW, COME ON OVER HERE AND LET BUBBIE KISS IT.

>> Flapjack: COMING, BUBBIE!

OW! OH!

>> Bubbie: OH, YOU CAN DO IT, BABY.

>> Both : OW! OW!

>> K'nuckles: IT'S NO USE, FLAPJACK.

OW! OW!

I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO FIND SOME OTHER WAY TO GET HOME.

>> Flapjack: LIKE FLYING?

>> K'nuckles: WE'LL RIDE THE STORM-ALONG TROLLEY.

'N THAR SHE BLOWS!

>> Flapjack: SHE'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED.

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> K'nuckles: KNOCK THAT OFF ALREADY, WILL YA?

SHE BLOWS THAR!

AND THE BEST PART IS WE WON'T HAVE TO SEE THIS WARTY-FACED WHARF WITCH AGAIN!

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> Flapjack: WOW! I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A TROLLEY BEFORE.

[ GOAT BLEATS ]

>> K'nuckles: I REMEMBER MY FIRST TIME.

I FOUND MYSELF A NICE, SOFT SEAT TO SIT IN.

AND I MADE FRIENDS WITH THE RESIDENT TROLLEY RATS.

I NAMED THE SMARTEST LOOKIN' ONE K'NUCKLES!

AND I EVEN MET MY FIRST TRUE LOVE.

I STILL REMEMBER.

SHE SMELLED OF FISH GUTS AND AFTERSHAVE.

>> Flapjack: WHOA, AMAZING!

>> K'nuckles: SHE WAS, TILL I PUSHED HER OFF THE DOCK AND A GIANT SQUID ATE HER.

>> Flapjack: THAT MUST HAVE BEEN HARD FOR YOU.

HEY, HERE COMES THE TROLLEY CAPTAIN!

>> K'nuckles: YAH!

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ]

>> Flapjack: WOW! ISN'T THIS GREAT?!

>> K'nuckles: NO.

I JUST WANT TO GET MY WHALE'S KISSES BEFORE I GO UP IN FLAMES.

AND BETWEEN YOU AND ME AND THE FLOORBOARDS, I THINK THAT TROLLEY HAG'S GOT SOMETHING AGAINST ME.

>> [ GROWL ]

>> Flapjack: AW, FIDDLESTICKS!

I'M SURE THIS'LL BE THE MOST TROLLEYRIFIC TROLLEY RIDE IN TROLLEY HISTORY.

LOOK, YOUR FAVORITE TROLLEY SEAT'S STILL THERE.

AND YOUR FAVORITE RAT,

K'NUCKLES, JR.

>> [ HISSES ]

>> K'nuckles: I'LL TELL YA, BOY,

ME CORNEA'S PERCOLATIN'.

AND WHEN ME CORNEAS PERCOLATE, THAR BE TROUBLE A-BREWIN'.

[ BRAKES SCREECH ]

HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?

WHY ARE WE STOPPING?

>> [ GRUMBLES ]

>> Flapjack: I KNOW WHAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

LET'S WAVE GOODBYE TO THE 99 PENCE STORE.

>> K'nuckles: MEH.

>> Flapjack: BYE! TAKE IT EASY.

SEE YA AROUND!

WE LIKE YOUR BARGAINS!

BYE! TAKE CARE!

SEE YA NEXT TIME!

WE HAD FUN! BYE! ADIOS!

UH, BYE. GOODBYE. SEE YA.

TAKE CARE.

UH-HUH.

UH, GOODBYE!

>> K'nuckles: THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD GOING ON HERE.

>> Flapjack: WEIRD?

>> K'nuckles: YEAH!

SHE'S DRIVING SLOW ON PURPOSE JUST TO GET MY GOAT.

>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S ALREADY GOT A GOAT.

>> [ BLEATS ]

>> Flapjack: SEE? BESIDES, HOW CAN ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN ON AN ADVENTURE TROLLEY, WITH ITS RUGGED, WOODED FLOORBOARDS...

>> K'nuckles: MM, THAT'S NICE.

>> Flapjack: ...ITS HEMP SECURITY STRAPS.

>> K'nuckles: MM. OOOH. SECURITY.

>> Flapjack: ...AND SUPER-ABSORBENT HAYSTACK CUSHIONS?

>> K'nuckles: OOH, YES, CUSHY.

[ BRAKES SCREECH ]

>> AND THE BRAKE STICK?

YOU LIKE THE GIANT BRAKE STICK?

>> Flapjack: YES, MA'AM, IT'S MY FAVORITE.

>> MINE, TOO.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: HOW ABOUT THE ACCELERATOR?

LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE ACCELERATOR!

FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: WOW!

>> AND THIS KNOB?

YOU LIKE THIS KNOB?

>> Flapjack: OH, YES!

[ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, COME ON!

STOP MESSING AROUND!

>> HOW ABOUT THIS TROLLEY SEAT?

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

>> THIS WHEEL?

>> Flapjack: OOH!

>> THE WOOD DOOR?

THE LUGGAGE RACK?

MY REARVIEW...

MIRROR?

OH, YES. YES. YES.

>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO!

COME ON!

>> YOU LIKE THIS FANCY WOOD TRIM?

>> Flapjack: YEAH.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, I'D LIKE YOU TO GET THIS TROLLEY MOVING!

>> [ GROWLS ]

HOW 'BOUT THIS TUB OF MEDICATED FOOT CREME?

>> Flapjack: OOH!

[ LAUGHS ]

OOF!

>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES!

[ BRAKES SCREECH ]

[ SOBBING ]

>> OH, HEY, I ALMOST FORGOT SOMETHIN'.

HERE.

FOR ME?

WHOO-EE!

A REAL, LIVE, OFFICIAL JUNIOR

TROLLEY HAT!

>> ♪ A REAL, LIVE, OFFICIAL

JUNIOR TROLLEY HAT ♪

>> Flapjack: THANKS, WITCH LADY!

WOW!

I WISH THIS TROLLEY RIDE WOULD LAST FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER. ROLLING ALONG AND STOPPING, ROLLING ALONG AND STOPPING.

ROLLING ALONG...

AND STOPPING.

ROLL--

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK! SINCE YOU'RE AN OFFICIAL JUNIOR TROLLEY CONDUCTOR, WHY DON'T YOU GO ASK THAT HAG TO SPEED UP,

HMM?

>> Flapjack: AYE-AYE, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHAT DID SHE SAY?

>> Flapjack: SHE'S PRETTY FUNNY. SHE SAYS SHE'S ON HER BREAK.

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> K'nuckles: NOW LET'S SEE WHAT THIS BABY CAN DO.

>> Flapjack: WOW, YOU CAN DRIVE A TROLLEY?

>> K'nuckles: PBFT, CAN I DRIVE A TROLLEY?!

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WE GOT TO PULL THAT BRAKE!

[ GRUNTING ]

>> BEHOLD, I CALL IT "RAMP"!

RADICAL ASCENSION --

OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?

>> Flapjack: WE GOTTA PULL THAT BRAKE!

>> K'nuckles: I WON'T DO IT!

NEED WHALE KISSES.

>> Bubbie: THAT'S RIGHT, GIRL. YOU TOLD THAT MAN YOU HAD EIGHT LEGS FROM THE START.

>> Flapjack: [ SCREAMING ]

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

>> [ ROARS ]

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

[ GASPING FOR AIR ]

>> Flapjack: YOU GOT TO...PULL THE BRAKE.

[ SQUID ROARS ]

>> Flapjack: [ Gurgling ] YOU GOT TO PULL --

>> K'nuckles: [ Gurgling ] ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT!

[ BRAKES SCREECH ]

>> Flapjack: OH NO, THE 99 PENCE STORE?

>> K'nuckles: WELL, AT LEAST THE DROWNING PUT OUT MY FOOTBURN.

>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFS ] I SMELL FISH GUTS AND AFTERSHAVE.

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]

[ SQUID ROARS ]

NOT THE FEET!

AHHHH!

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