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  • K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
  • >> Flapjack: "HEWWO," K'NUCKLES.
  • >> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OH. FLAPJACK. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FISH. GET THAT FILTHY FISH AWAY FROM ME.
  • >> Flapjack: OH, HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
  • Lolly: HEY, FELLAS!
  • >> Flapjack: Hey, Lolly!
  • Lolly: LARRY HAS A NEW CANDY! I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D WANT TO CHECK IT OUT, BUT YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FISH, SO, UH... I HEAR IT TASTES LIKE 100 PIECES OF CANDY.
  • > K'nuckles: WOW, WHAT'S IT CALLED?
  • >> 1,000 PIECES OF CANDY.
  • [ BOTH LAUGH ]
  • >> ONE PER CUSTOMER, BOYS. DON'T FORGET IT!
  • >> K'nuckles: EH. WASN'T ANYTHING SPECIAL, WAS IT, FLAP?
  • [Flapjack had rainbow like streaks on his face and his eyes were huge.]
  • >> Flapjack: ♪ K'NU-U-U-CKLES ♪
  • >> K'nuckles: FLAP! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?
  • >> Flapjack: ♪ HAPPINESS ♪
  • [We fade back to what happen last time. Flapjack woke up moaning, his heart pounding fast.]
  • Flapjack: I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
  • >> K'nuckles: THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU HAD TOO MUCH CANDY. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?
  • >> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
  • >> K'nuckles: MORE CANDY!
  • >> Bubbie: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM FOR ONE SECOND, BABY! YOU KEEP DRINKING CANDY LIKE A FISH, YOU GONNA TURN INTO ONE.
  • >> K'nuckles: DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD. LOTS OF CANDY EITHER WAY.
  • >> Bubbie: WRONG! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE LIVIN' UNDERWATER IT'S NO PLACE FOR A GENTLE LITTLE ANGEL DUMPLING -- OR A WASHED-UP HAS-BEEN.
  • >> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
  • >> Flapjack: BUT THAT CANDY WAS SO GOOD.
  • >> Bubbie: EVERYTHING IN MODERATION, BABY.
  • >> K'nuckles: LET'S GO GET SOME MORE!
  • Larry: I TOLD YOU, FELLAS -- ONLY ONE PER CUSTOMER!
  • >> K'nuckles: YOU MEAN FOREVER?
  • Larry: MM-HMM SO ORDER SOMETHING ELSE OR GET OUT!
  • >> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP.
  • Larry SOME PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN. SO, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, LADIES?
  • >> K'nuckles: [ High-pitched voice ] OOOH, I, UH, HAVEN'T HAD THAT NEW DRINK OF YOURS. UH, LET'S HAVE 2, UH, 1,000 PIECES OF CANDY.
  • >> Larry: ANYTHING FOR TWO BEAUTIFUL LADIES.
  • >> GOODBYE, VALUED FIRST-TIME CUSTOMERS.
  • [ BOTH LAUGHING ]
  • >> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] K'NUCKLES, WHAT IF BUBBIE'S RIGHT? WHAT IF WE DO TURN INTO FISH? I DON'T WANT THAT!
  • >> K'nuckles: AW, POO. I'VE BEEN DRINKING CANDY SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. NOT ONCE HAVE I TURNED INTO A REAL FISH.
  • BUBBIE JUST DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE FUN.
  • >> Flapjack: BUT BUBBIE LOVES ME.
  • >> K'nuckles: LET ME TELL YOU A THING OR TWO ABOUT BUBBIE.
  • [ RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING ]
  • [The very next day, Flapjack opened his eyes.]
  • >> Flapjack: [ Yawning ] OH. WHAT A NIGHT! AND LOOK -- NOT A FISH! HA! I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT, CAP-- [ GASPS ] CAP'N!
  • >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
  • >> K'nuckles: YEAH? WHOA-HO! WHAT A CRAZY NIGHT! LET'S GO GET MORE CANDY!
  • >> Flapjack: YEAH!
  • >> Both: CANDY! 1,000 PIECES OF CANDY, PLEASE.
  • >> Larry:DON'T THINK SO.
  • >> K'nuckles: AW, COME ON, LARRY. CUT IT OUT WITH THAT "ONE PER CUSTOMER" THING!
  • >> Larry:YOU AREN'T CUSTOMERS. YOU'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN!
  • [The two look down realizing their legs are replaced by fish tails, they plop over.]
  • >> GET 'EM, BOYS!
  • [The duo started to flee away from the mob. They seemed to stop at the edge of the dock.]
  • >> FREAKS!
  • >> GET OUT OF HERE!
  • > YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!
  • >> STORMALONG DON'T LIKE FREAKS.
  • >> SO GET LOST.
  • >> Flapjack: BUBBIE?
  • >> Bubbie: THEY'RE RIGHT, BABY. YOU HAVE TO GO. IF YOU STAY HERE, YOU'LL DROWN! [ Voice breaking ] OH, GOODBYE, SUGAR LUMPS. YOU LIVE UNDERWATER NOW.
  • [Bubbie places Flapjack in the water where he took a gasping breath. Bubbie then smack K'nuckles down into the water.]
  • >> K'nuckles: OOH!
  • >> Bubbie: WATCH AFTER HIM, K'NUCKLES.
  • >> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
  • >> Bubbie: TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, FLAPJACK!
  • [Bubbie watches sadly as Flapjack and K'nuckles sink deeper into the ocean.]
  • >> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
  • >> Bubbie: OHHH, MY BABY, MY POOR BABY! [ SOBS ]
  • [We move deeper into the water where the two friends cuddle up with their eyes closed. The ocean was a dark and dangerous place full of sea monsters. ]
  • >> Flapjack: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
  • >> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW! I JUST WISH...OH! YOU CAN EAT CANDY DOWN HERE! WE'LL BE FINE.
  • Flapjack: NO, CAP'N! IF WE DON'T STOP THIS, WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GO BACK HOME.
  • >> K'nuckles: OKAY, FINE. WHATEVER. WE'RE GONNA DIE NOW, ANYWAYS.
  • [ CREATURES GROWLING ]
  • QUICK, FLAP! INTO THAT CAVE!
  • >> ♪ THE CANDY CORAL ♪
  • >> Flapjack: NO, CAP'N! NO MORE CANDY UNTIL OUR LEGS GROW BACK!
  • >> K'nuckles: WHAT'S THE RUSH, FLAP? IT'S GREAT DOWN HERE! LOOK! THEY EVEN GOT A POOP DECK!
  • >> Flapjack: LOLLY?! I WANT TO GO HOME, CAP'N. PLEASE... PLEASE STOP EATING CANDY!
  • >> K'nuckles: OKAY, FLAP, IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YA.
  • >> Flapjack: THANKS.
  • >> K'nuckles: RIGHT AFTER I FINISH THIS CANDY.
  • >> Flapjack: CAP'N, I'M SERIOUS. WE GOT TO STOP EATING CANDY!
  • >> Sea monster: HUH?
  • >> [ Bubbling ] HUH?
  • >> WHAT'S THE MATTER? CANDY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA?
  • [ CROWD GRUMBLES ]
  • >> NOTHING WRONG WITH EATING CANDY.
  • >> WHAT KIND OF A FREAK DOESN'T EAT CANDY?
  • >> FREAKS LIKE US!
  • >> OUR KIND OF FREAKS!
  • >> YEAH, THEY'RE WITH US!
  • >> YEAH, WE DON'T EAT CANDY, EITHER.
  • >> THEY'RE OUR KIND OF FREAKS!
  • >> OH, YOU GUYS ARE MERMEN.
  • >> SORRY, MERMEN.
  • >> MY MISTAKE. SORRY.
  • >> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO. WE'RE NOT MERMEN. WE JUST ATE A BUNCH OF CANDY!
  • >> LOOKS LIKE THESE MERMEN NEED HELP WITH THEIR CANDY DEMONS.
  • >> Both: OH, BOY...
  • >>Choir: ♪ THE SECRET LAIR OF THE MERMEN ♪
  • >> Flapjack: WOW!
  • >> K'nuckles: YA GOT ANY CANDY?
  • >> MERMEN DON'T EAT CANDY. WE GET JAZZED ON NATURAL STUFF, LIKE HANGING WITH DUDES AND BEATING UP GUYS!
  • >> YEAH!
  • >> OUR BODY'S OUR TEMPLE!
  • >> NICE TEMPLE, DUDE.
  • >> THANKS, MAN. YOU'VE GOT TO CONQUER YOUR CANDY CRAVINGS THE MERMAN WAY.
  • [ BAP! POW! ]
  • >> ♪ OH ♪
  • ♪ WE ARE THE MERMEN, OUR BODIES
  • ARE TIGHT ♪
  • ♪ WE WORK OUT ALL DAY, AND WE
  • WRESTLE ALL NI-I-I-GHT ♪
  • ♪ IF YOU WANT TO GET BU-U-FF,
  • THERE'S NO TIME FOR SWEET
  • STUFF ♪
  • >> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ]
  • >> ♪ WE JUST BROKE OUR WINDOW
  • 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT TOO BRIGHT ♪
  • ♪ BUM BA-BUM, BA BA BA BUM ♪
  • ♪ WE ARE MERMEN ♪
  • ♪ BUM BA-BUM, BA BA BA BUM ♪
  • ♪ WE'RE NOT TOO BRIGHT ♪
  • ♪ BUM BA-BUM, BA BA BA BUM ♪
  • ♪ MERMEN ♪
  • ♪ BUM BA-BUM, BA BA BA BUM ♪
  • ♪ STUPID MERMEN ♪
  • ♪ WE'RE NOT TOO BRIGHT ♪
  • ♪ MERMEN ♪
  • [ MERMEN SNORING ]
  • >> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE... AND GET SOME CANDY.
  • >> Flapjack: BUT WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY CANDY ALL DAY. OUR LEGS COULD GROW BACK ANY MINUTE.
  • >> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA GO FIND SOME CANDY. AAH!
  • [ CREATURES GROWLING ]
  • >> DON'T DO IT ALONE, BRA. LET US HELP YOU.
  • >> CANDY'S TOO STRONG.
  • >> NO MAN'S AN ISLAND, DUDE.
  • >> YEAH, BRO.
  • >> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I COULD STAY A LITTLE LONGER. I COULD PUT UP WITH ANYTHING FOR A DAY.
  • >> ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS ARE CURED.
  • >> Flapjack: WHOOPE-E-E!
  • >> K'nuckles: FINALLY!
  • >> JUST ONE FINAL TEST BEFORE YOU CAN REPRESENT MERMEN IN PUBLIC. DITCH THE SHIRTS.
  • >> K'nuckles: WHA?
  • >> WHEN YA GOT IT, FLAUNT IT!
  • >> Flapjack: WE'RE NOT GONNA WEAR CLOTHES ANYMORE?
  • >> K'nuckles: YEAH!
  • >> Flapjack: ALL RIGHT!
  • [ BOTH STRAINING ]
  • >> K'nuckles: WHEW! FLAPJACK!
  • >> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
  • [Terrified, the merman screamed.]
  • >> HEY! THEY'RE NOT MERMEN! GET 'EM!
  • [ BOTH SCREAMING ]
  • >> GET OUT!
  • GOTCHA!
  • AND YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO NOW?
  • >> Flapjack: ARE YOU GONNA EAT US?
  • >>Merman: Wha?! No!
  • >> Merman: WE'RE TAKING YOU TO THE DOCTOR. YOU HAVE A SERIOUS MEDICAL CONDITION.
  • >> Merman Doctor: HMM. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
  • >> K'nuckles: UH... UH, WE TURNED INTO FISH.
  • >> Flapjack: 'CAUSE WE ATE TOO MUCH CANDY.
  • >> Merman Doctor: WHOA! WHOA! THAT'S CRAZY TALK! YOU TWO HAVE THE FISH FLU.
  • >> Both: "Fish Flu"?!
  • >> Merman Doctor: YOU GUYS BEEN PLAYING WITH FISH OR HITTING EACH OTHER WITH FISH OR JUST DOING ANYTHING YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO WITH FISH?
  • >> Flapjack: MAYBE SO... IT'S NOT PERMANENT!
  • Card:Two weeks of bed rest later...
  • >> Merman Doctor: HEY, GUYS! HOW'S MY LITTLE FISH HEADS FEELING TODAY?
  • >> K'nuckles: Meh.
  • >> Flapjack: PRETTY GOOD, DOC! IS TODAY THE BIG DAY?
  • >> Merman Doctor: Let's see!
  • [The mermaid doctor removes the covers, revealing that Flapjack and K'nuckles are both human again.]
  • >> K'nuckles: Hey!
  • >> Flapjack: MY PANTS GREW BACK! HEY, GUYS. [whispers] I missed you.
  • [ SMOOCHING ]
  • >> K'nuckles: UH, HEY, DOC? UH, HOW WILL WE KNOW WHEN WE'RE CURED?
  • Merman Doctor: WHEN YOU START TO DROWN.
  • [They all laugh but now that they are cured, the two started to suffocate in the water since they were human, before cutting to black. We open up at the Candy Barrel.]
  • Larry: HERE YOU GO! SO, UH, YOU TWO NEW IN TOWN?
  • >> Both: Ah!
  • Larry: AAH! FLAPJACK! K'NUCKLES! I TOLD YOU ONE PER CUSTOMER! THESE BABIES ARE A THOUSAND PIECES OF CANDY AT ONCE!
  • K'nuckles: Meh.
  • Flapjack: IT'S OKAY, PEPPERMINT LARRY! WE WON'T TURN INTO FISH!
  • Larry: WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TURNING INTO FISH?
  • >> FREAK!
  • [ BAM! POW! ]
  • >> GET OUT OF HERE!
  • >> GET OUT OF HERE!
  • >> FREAKS!
  • >> Flapjack: I didn't know candy could do that.
  • >> K'nuckles: Meh.
  • >> Flapjack: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, BUBBIE?
  • >> Bubbie: OH, BABY. I GOT SO DEPRESSED WHEN YOU LEFT, I JUST COULDN'T STOP EATIN' CANDY.
  • >> Flapjack: I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO FIND A NEW PLACE TO LIVE.
  • >> Bubbie: I guess we will, baby. I guess we will.
  • [The series end with a The End title,]
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