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  • K'nuckles: MM-HMM.

  • MM-HMM.
  • PUT THIS AWAY. I DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE.
  • >> Flapjack: Okay.
  • >> K'nuckles: NOW GET MY PAINTS.
  • >> Flapjack: Okay.
    >> K'nuckles: NOW, STAY THERE AND AWAIT ORDERS.
  • >> Flapjack: Aye, Aye.
  • >> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
  • >> K'nuckles: What?
  • >> Bubbie: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ORDERING MY BABY AROUND?
  • >> Flapjack: BECAUSE HE'S THE CAPTAIN, BUBBIE. AND CAPTAINS GIVE ORDERS.
  • >> K'nuckles: YOU TELL HER, FLAP.
  • >> Bubbie: HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW YOU ARE A CAPTAIN?
  • >> K'nuckles: BECAUSE I HAVE CAPTAIN'S PAPERS.
  • >> Bubbie: OHH. WELL, WHERE ARE THEY?
  • >> K'nuckles: ON A SHIP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.
  • >> Bubbie: UH-HUH. WELL, LET'S GO FIND THEM.
  • >> K'nuckles: I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW.
  • >> Bubbie: HAH! I KNEW IT. HE'S LYING, BABY.
  • >> K'nuckles: YOU WANT TO GO SEARCHING FOR 'EM?! FINE!
  • >> Bubbie: Fine.
  • >> K'nuckles: Fine!
  • >> Bubbie: Fine!
  • >> Flapjack: Adventure!
    [We cut to the underwater part of the ocean.]
  • >> Bubbie: OOH, IT'S DARK DOWN HERE
  • >> Flapjack: I'M ON IT, BUBBIE!
  • [ CLICK ]
  • >> Bubbie: THANKS, BABY.
  • >> Flapjack: YOU'RE WELCOME. CAP'N, WHY ARE YOUR PAPERS DOWN HERE, ANYWAY? IF I HAD CAPTAIN'S PAPERS, I'D KEEP THEM SOMEWHERE SAFE.
  • >> K'nuckles: WELL, THAT'S WHAT I DID.
  • >> YOU PASSED, K'NUCKLES. HERE'S YOUR CAPTAIN'S PAPERS.
  • >> K'nuckles: THANKS! NOW, PUT 'EM IN THE SAFE. I'M GONNA PARTY-Y-Y!
  • WHOO-HOO!
  • >> Flapjack: WHOO-HOO! THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
  • >> K'nuckles: OH, UH, THE SHIP SANK. I GUESS IT'S NOT REALLY MUCH OF A STORY.
  • >> Bubbie: MM-HMM.
  • >> K'nuckles: WHAT? I'M TELLING THE TRUTH! IN FACT, THERE'S THE SHIP!
  • [And there it was. A shipwreck in the waters below.]
  • K'nuckles: OH, LOOK AT HER! SHE'S GORGEOUS! HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE WAS ON THAT SHIP. COME ON, BUBBIE! OPEN UP SO WE CAN GO ON BOARD!
  • Flapjack: YEAH, AND FIND CAP'N'S PAPERS.
  • Bubbie: NOW, YOU JUST SETTLE DOWN THERE, DUMPLING. BUBBIE'S GOT TO GO IN FIRST AND CHECK FOR AIR POCKETS. [she grabs the two out of her mouth] YOU WAIT HERE.
  • [Bubbie leaves to check. Unfortunately, the two started waving their arms and legs around because there was no oxygen. Flapjack and K'nuckles look at each other with worried looks, holding their breaths as they moan, trying to speak. but they prevent from keeping their breath inside their mouths. Bubbie comes back]
  • Bubbie: OKAY, IT LOOKS SAFE.
  • Both: [ HOLDING BREATHS]
  • [Seeing the struggling Flapjack and K'nuckles struggling to hold their breaths in, she grabs them back into her mouth so that they can breathe.]
  • Bubbie: NOW, YOU BOYS HAVE FUN AND BUBBIE WILL BE BACK IN AN HOUR.
  • >> Flapjack: YOU'RE NOT GONNA STAY?
  • >> Bubbie: NO, BABY. SEAWATER'S BAD FOR BUBBIE'S COMPLEXION.
  • >> K'nuckles: THIS PLACE SURE BRINGS BACK MEMORIES. THIS IS WHERE I USED TO SLEEP. AND I USED TO SLEEP OVER THERE. AND I USED TO SLEEP THERE, TOO. AHH, SO MANY MEMORIES.
  • >> Flapjack: WELL, WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER MEMORIES?
  • >> K'nuckles: I REMEMBER THIS PLACE AS BIG, SO IF WE'RE GONNA FIND MY CAPTAIN'S PAPERS, WE, UH --
  • >> Flapjack: I FOUND THEM!
  • >> K'nuckles: BRING 'EM HERE, FLAP!
  • [ DING ] YEAH, THIS IS THE WAY I REMEMBER THEM.
  • NOW, UH, READ THEM TO ME.
  • >> Flapjack: [ CLEARS THROAT ] "THE BOARD OF SEAS TRUSTEES HEREBY CERTIFIES THAT CABIN BOY K'NUCKLES" -- THAT'S YOU -- "IN REGARDS TO HIS CAPTAIN'S LICENSE HAS FAILED."
  • >> K'nuckles: FAILED?! OH, YEAH. I GUESS IT WAS SUCH A PAINFUL EXPERIENCE, I'VE BEEN BLOCKING IT OUT ALL THESE YEARS.
  • >> YOU FAILED, K'NUCKLES. HERE'S YOUR FAILING PAPERS.
  • >> K'nuckles: THANKS! NOW, PUT 'EM IN THE SAFE. I'M GONNA PARTY!
  • >> OH, K'NUCKLES.
  • >> K'nuckles: IT WAS THAT STUPID CAPTAIN!
  • [ CRYING ] WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
  • MY ENTIRE ADULT LIFE'S BEEN A LIE!
  • >> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY, CAP.
  • CAP -- CAP?
  • IT'S NOT OKAY!! WHAT DO I CALL YOU?!
  • [ DING! ] >> CAPTAIN?
  • >> Flapjack: WHAT IS THAT? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF THE CREW BEFORE THE SHIP WENT DOWN?
  • >> K'nuckles: I GUESS I WAS BLOCKING THAT OUT, TOO. HIDE!!
  • [ DING! ] >> WHAT IS IT, CAPTAIN?
  • >> I DON'T KNOW, CAPTAIN.
  • I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING, CAPTAIN.
  • DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING, CAPTAIN?
  • >> NO, CAPTAIN.
  • DID YOU, CAPTAIN?
  • >> NO, CAPTAIN.
  • >> CAPTAIN?
  • >> Both: YES, CAPTAIN?
  • >> NOT YOU, CAPTAIN, AND NOT YOU, CAPTAIN.
  • >> BUT WHICH CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN?
  • >> CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN.
  • >> CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN?
  • >> I DON'T THINK THE CAPTAIN UNDERSTANDS, CAPTAIN.
  • >> CAPTAIN!
  • >> CAPTAIN?
  • >> Flapjack: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
  • [Shocked, Flapjack covers his mouth as his words have escape. The crew look in the carrel and found the two hiding.]
  • >> STOWAWAYS.
  • YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO WITH STOWAWAYS?
  • >> K'nuckles: WE'RE NOT STOWAWAYS!
  • >> Flapjack: IT'S TRUE. WE'RE FROM STORMALONG HARBOR.
  • >> SO, YOU'RE GUESTS? WELL, THEN...
  • >> All: WELCOME!
  • >> WE THOUGHT YOU WERE STOWAWAYS
  • AS CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP...
  • >> AS CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP...
  • >> All: AS CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP...
  • AS CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP...
  • AS CAPTAIN...
  • >> Flapjack: I THINK THEY THINK THEY'RE ALL CAPTAINS.
  • >> K'nuckles: EXCUSE ME, UH.
  • THE CAPTAINS' GRADUATION CRUISE OF '42?
  • >> HOW DID YOU KNOW?
  • >> WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
  • >> TERRIBLE NIGHT.
  • >> HE-E-Y.
  • YOU LOOK STRANGELY FAMILIAR, STRANGER.
  • HAVE I SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE BEFORE?
  • THAT'S IT!
  • HEY, FELLAS!
  • LOOK!
  • IT'S CABIN BOY "KLUCKY."
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> All: THE KID WHO FAILED!
  • [ LAUGHTER RESUMES ] >> K'nuckles: ENOUGH!
  • THE ONLY REASON I DIDN'T PASS WAS BECAUSE THE CAPTAIN WAS A JERK!
  • AND HE HATED ME.
  • >> K'NUCKLES, BUT CAPTAIN LOVED YOU.
  • >> Oh.
  • >> YOU WERE HIS FAVORITE.
  • >> WE WERE ALL SO JEALOUS.
  • >> WE WERE VERY JEALOUS.
  • >> K'nuckles: REALLY?!
  • YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, SIR?
  • >> YES, CABIN BOY K'NUCKLES.
  • I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU, SON.
  • >> K'nuckles: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.
  • >> NO, BUT I KNOW A LOT ABOUT YOU...
  • HOW YOU GREW UP, THE HARDSHIPS YOU FACED.
  • I KNOW YOU'RE NOT LIKE THE OTHER BOYS.
  • YOU'RE DIFFERENT.
  • YOU'RE A LOT SLOWER.
  • >> K'nuckles: HUH?
  • >> YOU'RE SLOW.
  • >> K'nuckles: HUH?
  • >> IT TAKES LONGER FOR YOU TO LEARN THINGS.
  • >> K'nuckles: HUH?
  • >> YOU FAILED FIVE TIMES.
  • >> K'nuckles: HUH?
  • >> HOLY POSEIDON, BOY.
  • THE ONLY THING YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IS DROP ANCHOR!
  • >> K'nuckles: BUT I LOVE DROP ANCHOR!
  • >> K'NUCKLES, PLEASE.
  • >> K'nuckles: I'M REALLY GOOD AT DROP ANCHOR!
  • I MUST HAVE YELLED "DROP ANCHOR" 20 TIMES TODAY.
  • >> CABIN BOY.
  • >> K'nuckles: NOBODY DROPS ANCHOR LIKE K'NUCKLES!
  • >> DROPPING ANCHOR WON'T SAVE A SHIP!
  • >> K'nuckles: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
  • >> IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SLOW, LIKE I WAS SAYING BEFORE.
  • BUT I'M WILLING TO WORK ON IT IF YOU ARE.
  • >> K'nuckles: FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I FELT LOVED.
  • I REACTED THE ONLY WAY I KNEW HOW.
  • >> K'nuckles: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO.
  • YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M SO HANDSOME!
  • [ CRYING ] I TOOK OUT MY ANGER ON THE SHIP.
  • UGH, UGH, UGH!
  • DROP ANCHOR! DROP ANCHOR!
  • UGHH!
  • DROP ANCHOR, DROP ANCHOR, DROP ANCHOR!
  • UGHH!
  • [ SPLASH! ] IN THE END, I GUESS I DIDN'T KNOW MY OWN STRENGTH.
  • IT WAS ME WHO SUNK THE SHIP.
  • IT WAS ME.
  • >> YOU SUNK OUR SHIP?
  • >> HOW'D YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?
  • >> K'nuckles: SOMETIMES IN A BARREL, SOMETIMES IN A WHALE.
  • THE WHALE!
  • FLAP, SHE'S GONNA LAUGH AT ME WHEN SHE FINDS OUT I SUNK THE SHIP!
  • AND THAT I'M NOT A CAPTAIN.
  • >> Flapjack: BUT YOU'RE STILL A CABIN BOY.
  • >> K'nuckles: HUH?
  • >> Flapjack: WHAT DO YOU SAY, FELLAS?
  • HOW ABOUT A RETEST?
  • >> Both: RETEST?
  • >> YES, I THINK A RETEST WOULD BE MOST INTERESTING.
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY, CAPTAIN'S TEST,
  • PART ONE.
  • SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE OUT AT SEA IN A STORM, CABIN BOY, THINGS HIT YOU IN THE FACE!

  • >> K'nuckles: OUCH! OOH!
  • OOH! OOH!
  • >> Flapjack: YOU'RE DOING GOOD, K'NUCKLES!
  • >> K'nuckles: DROP ANCHOR!
  • DROP ANCHOR!
  • >> AND SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE OUT AT SEA...
  • >> All: [ GIGGLING ] >> ...YOU'LL GET SEAWATER IN YOUR FACE!
  • >> K'nuckles: OHH!
  • DROP ANCHOR!
  • >> AND SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE AT SEA, YOU...
  • >> YOU...GET HIT IN THE FACE WITH THINGS AGAIN!
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> K'nuckles: OOH! UGH!
  • [ LAUGHTER RESUMES ] >> K'nuckles: UGHH!
  • [ LAUGHTER RESUMES ] WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
  • >> I DON'T KNOW.
  • WE'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WILLING TO DO SO MANY EMBARRASSING THINGS BEFORE.
  • IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING.
  • >> K'nuckles: SO, DOES THIS MEAN I GET MY CAPTAIN'S PAPERS?
  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
  • I WANT TO MILK THIS MOMENT.
  • DID YOU THINK THE TEST WAS REAL?
  • >> K'nuckles: YES.
  • [ LAUGHTER RESUMES ] >> THAT WASN'T A REAL TEST.
  • WE JUST WANTED A GOOD LAUGH.
  • WE'D NEVER GIVE YOU CAPTAIN'S PAPERS, CABIN BOY.
  • >> K'nuckles: I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
  • YOU GUYS ARE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE I'M SO HANDSOME!
  • [ CRYING ] UGHHH!
  • DROP ANCHOR, DROP ANCHOR, DROP ANCHOR!
  • [ SHIP CREAKING AND CLANKING ]
  • >> WHAT HAPPENED?
  • >> YOU SAVED THE SHIP!
  • >> All: SIR!
  • >> K'NUCKLES, HERE'S YOUR CAPTAIN'S PAPERS.
  • IT TOOK A WHILE, BUT YOU FINALLY LEARNED TO DO SOMETHING OTHER
  • THAN DROP ANCHOR.
  • >> K'nuckles: I DID?
  • >> YOU RAISED ANCHOR.
  • >> K'nuckles: OH, THAT.
  • THAT WAS NOTHING.
  • [ DING! ] >> YOU ALWAYS WERE SLOW.
  • >> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
  • >> Bubbie: HI, BUTTER BISCUIT. DID YOU FIND YOUR PAPERS?
  • >> K'nuckles: YEP!
  • >> Flapjack: YOU WANT ME TO PUT THEM SOMEWHERE SAFE, CAP'N?
  • >> K'nuckles: NAH! PUT THEM IN BUBBIE'S FACE! I'M GONNA PARTY-Y-Y!
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