MM-HMM. YES.
MM. YES.
MM-HMM.
YES.
IT APPEARS YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM
CANINICUS BITICUS.
[ DOGS GROWL ]
YOU NEED SURGERY.
I'LL HAVE TO USE MY CANINE
REMOVICATOR.
>> IS THAT A STICK?
>> NO.
IT'S A PRECISION INSTRUMENT.
>> OH, SO I CAN JUST WHACK THESE
OFF WITH A STICK?
>> PERFORMING A
"REMOVEDIFICATION" IS FAR MORE
COMPLEX.
>> SO...SMACK 'EM A BUNCH OF
TIMES?
>> MM -- UH -- I DON'T --
>> COME ON, DOC.
SMACK THESE DOGS OFF ME.
>> I AM NOT SMACKING A DOG.
>> WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
I-I GOT A STICK AT HOME.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
BYE, DOC!
>> ALL RIGHT, BRUCE.
I'M GOING TO LACERATE YOUR
BLEMISHES USING THIS STABICATOR.
>> I'M NO DOCTOR, BUT ISN'T THAT
JUST A STICK?
>> NO. THIS IS NOT A STICK.
>> YEAH! ALL I NEED IS A STICK!
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> Flapjack: HELLO, DR. BARBER!
>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES HIT
HIS HEAD ON THE DOCK, AND NOW HE
WON'T STOP SLEEPING.
>> PLACE HIM ON THE OPERATING
TABLE.
>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.
DR. BARBER'S GONNA FIX YOU.
[ PANTING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
COME ON, DR. BARBER!
FIX MY CAP'N!
I'm right here.
Don't -- Don't worry.
>> HMM.
I'LL JUST PERFORM AN
EXAMIFICATION.
>> Flapjack: CAN'T YOU JUST
WHACK HIM WITH A STICK?
>> THAT IS NOT A --
>> Flapjack: WHACK!
>> K'nuckles: WHAT HAPPENED,
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: YOU PASSED OUT, SO
I TOOK YOU TO DR. BARBER'S.
BUT WE DIDN'T EVEN NEED
DR. BARBER.
WE JUST NEEDED A STICK.
>> K'nuckles: OH.
>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER, CAN WE
BORROW YOUR STICK THINGY?
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER, YOU'RE
NOT TALKING.
[ RUMBLE! ]
>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S HIS
PROBLEM?
>> Flapjack: I'M KIND OF WORRIED
ABOUT DR. BARBER.
CAP'N?
HUH?!
CAP'N!
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]
>> Flapjack: I'LL GO GET THE
STICK.
>> [ CRYING ]
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY WORK!
NO ONE APPRECIATES MY MEDICINE!
[ SOBBING ]
>> OH, JULIUS, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YOUR MOTHER ADMIRES YOUR
STICK WORK.
>> THEY'RE NOT STICKS, MOTHER!
THEY ARE INSTRUMENTS, MOTHER!
[ SOBS ]
>> Flapjack: POOR DR. BARBER.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
IS THAT WHAT HE SAID?
WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM?
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD
HAVE SAID!
I LOVE YOU, CANDY WIFE.
WITHOUT YOU, I'D BE HUGGING MY
DRESSER AND CRYING TO MAMA.
>> Flapjack: HMM.
>> [ SNORING ]
MM. YOU THERE.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME
SURGERY.
>> NO, THANK YOU.
I GOT A STICK AT HOME.
>> HOW ABOUT YOU, SIR?
>> DON'T BOTHER, DOC.
>> HM.
DOESN'T ANYBODY NEED SURGERY
ANYMORE?
[ SIGHS ]
12 YEARS AT UNIVERSITY, AND THEY
THINK I'M A STICK SLINGER.
OH.
WE'RE CLOSED!
OH. EXCUSE ME.
I SEE YOU'RE A DOCTOR, AS WELL.
MM. YES, MY CREDENTIALS.
I WAS A DOUBLE MAJOR --
DOCTOR-BARBERING AND
BARBER-DOCTORING.
YES, IT WAS HARD WORK.
MOST PEOPLE DON'T APPRECIATE
THAT.
HMM.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING YOU'LL
REALLY APPRECIATE.
>> ♪ DR. BARBER'S SMOOTH
OPERATION ♪
>> MY FAVORITE SURGERIES.
MM. YES.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
I KNOW -- TO THE UNTRAINED EYE,
THESE DO LOOK EASY.
YES. MM.
BUT YOU AND I KNOW BETTER, DON'T
WE?
>> Flapjack: GOOD JOB, FLAPPIES.
YOU KNOW YOUR SURGERIES AND YOUR
HAIRCUTS, TOO.
MM. BANDAGES?
I NEVER THOUGHT OF BANDAGES.
[ GASPS ]
WE'VE BEEN TALKING ALL NIGHT.
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
THINKING?
LET'S BOTH SAY IT ON THE COUNT
OF THREE.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
COLLEAGUES FOR LIFE!
YOU READ MY MIND, COLLEAGUE.
>> ♪ THE GRAY SKIES ARE ALL
SWEPT AWAY AND TURNED A
DIFFERENT HUE ♪
♪ LIFE IS FULL OF RAINBOWS WHEN
I'M WITH YOU ♪
♪ NOTHING COULD BE BETTER THAN A
FRIEND SO SWEET AND TRUE ♪
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> ♪ LIFE'S A BOWL OF CANDY WHEN
I'M WITH YOU ♪
♪ YES, LIFE'S A BOWL OF CANDY
WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪
>> ♪ LIFE'S A BOWL OF RAINBOW
CANDY WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪
>> MM. YES. I AGREE.
SKELETONIUMS HAVE LOTS OF
BONIUMS.
>> Flapjack: HELLO, DR. BARBER!
>> FLAPJACK.
>> Flapjack: I HOPE I WASN'T
INTERRUPTING.
PLEASE MEET A COLLEAGUE OF MINE.
>> Flapjack: PLEASURE TO MEET
YOU.
[ TING! ]
UM, DR. BARBER, K'NUCKLES IS
STILL FALLING ASLEEP, AND YOUR
STICK THING ISN'T REALLY WORKING
ANYMORE.
CAN YOU HELP HIM OUT,
DR. BARBER?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
NO.
>> Flapjack: HUH?!
>> CANDY COLLEAGUE AND I ARE
LEAVING STORMALONG, AND WE ARE
NEVER COMING BACK.
>> Flapjack: HUBBA-WHA?!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> WE ARE GOING TO HAPPY
COLLEAGUES FOR LIFE ISLAND.
I CHOOSE TO SPEND MY TIME WITH
SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS ME.
[ CLUNK! ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE
WHO NEED SURGERY?
>> HMM.
THEY SEEM TO BE DOING FINE
WITHOUT ME.
[ CROWD GROANING, YELLING ]
>> DR. BARBER, TAKE THESE STICKS
OUT!
>> I WOULD LIKE TO HELP,
GENTLEMEN, BUT I HAVE ANUT!
APPOINTMENT WITH MY
CANDY COLLEAGUE FROM NOW
UNTIL...
FOREVER.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!
>> MY DOG PROBLEM'S WORSE THAN
EVER!
>> LET'S GET RID OF THE
CANDY COLLEAGUE.
THAT'LL FREE UP THE DOCTOR'S
SCHEDULE.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
DR. BARBER, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP
THEM!
>> I WOULD RATHER DIE DEFENDING
MY COLLEAGUE THAN LIVE AMONGST
IGNORAMUSI...
I-IGNORANT PEOPLE!
>> Flapjack: [ GROANING ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
HUH?!
DR. BARBER, DO YOU HAVE A BACK
DOOR?
>> YES.
>> Flapjack: I THINK I KNOW
SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP US.
>> NO PROBLEM, DOC.
I'D BE HAPPY TO HIDE YOUR FRIEND
HERE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
>> Flapjack: THANK YOU,
MR. LARRY.
>> HEY, BUSTER, WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?
DOC, TELL YOUR SMOOTH-TALKING
FRIEND TO KEEP HIS EYES OFF MY
WIFE!
>> MM.
HIS EYES ARE CLEARLY STILL
ATTACHED TO HIS FACE.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> HMPH!
WELL, THEY WON'T BE FOR LONG!
HE'S IN HERE, BOYS!
[ SHOUTING INTENSIFIES ]
>> Flapjack: WE GOT TO HIDE,
DOC!
I WILL HOLD THEM OFF.
YOU TAKE MY COLLEAGUE TO A SAFE
PLACE.
NOW GO!
BACK!
>> LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A STICK!
>> Flapjack: THIS IS ALL MY
FAULT.
I HAVE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
BUT HOW?
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
>> BACK!
BACK!
I'M HERE, COLLEAGUE.
[ BANGING ON DOOR ]
WHERE'S...CANDY COLLEAGUE,
FLAPJACK?
>> Flapjack: [ Muffled ] UH...
HE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW?
>> BUT THIS IS A BROOM CLOSET.
>> Flapjack: UM...
OH!
HE LEFT YOU A NOTE.
>> [ CRYING ]
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S IT SAY?
>> [ CRYING CONTINUES ]
OUR FRIENDSHIP WAS SO SPECIAL,
THERE ARE NO WORDS.
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
>> WHERE'S THE CANDY COLLEAGUE?!
>> HE'S IN A PLACE YOU CAN NEVER
HURT HIM...
MY HEART.
>> SO, NOW THAT YOU'RE NOT BUSY,
CAN YOU HELP US?
>> I SUPPOSE.
>> SO, DOC, YOU GONNA USE YOUR
CANINE REMOVICATOR TO GET THESE
DOGS OFF?
>> HM. NO, KEVIN.
TODAY, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU
WITH A STICK.
[ WHACK! ]