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MM-HMM. YES.


MM. YES.

MM-HMM.

YES.

IT APPEARS YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM

CANINICUS BITICUS.

[ DOGS GROWL ]

YOU NEED SURGERY.

I'LL HAVE TO USE MY CANINE

REMOVICATOR.

>> IS THAT A STICK?

>> NO.

IT'S A PRECISION INSTRUMENT.

>> OH, SO I CAN JUST WHACK THESE

OFF WITH A STICK?

>> PERFORMING A

"REMOVEDIFICATION" IS FAR MORE

COMPLEX.

>> SO...SMACK 'EM A BUNCH OF

TIMES?

>> MM -- UH -- I DON'T --

>> COME ON, DOC.

SMACK THESE DOGS OFF ME.

>> I AM NOT SMACKING A DOG.

>> WELL, THAT'S OKAY.

I-I GOT A STICK AT HOME.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

BYE, DOC!

>> ALL RIGHT, BRUCE.

I'M GOING TO LACERATE YOUR

BLEMISHES USING THIS STABICATOR.

>> I'M NO DOCTOR, BUT ISN'T THAT

JUST A STICK?

>> NO. THIS IS NOT A STICK.

>> YEAH! ALL I NEED IS A STICK!

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> Flapjack: HELLO, DR. BARBER!

>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES HIT

HIS HEAD ON THE DOCK, AND NOW HE

WON'T STOP SLEEPING.

>> PLACE HIM ON THE OPERATING

TABLE.

>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.

DR. BARBER'S GONNA FIX YOU.

[ PANTING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

COME ON, DR. BARBER!

FIX MY CAP'N!

I'm right here.

Don't -- Don't worry.

>> HMM.

I'LL JUST PERFORM AN

EXAMIFICATION.

>> Flapjack: CAN'T YOU JUST

WHACK HIM WITH A STICK?

>> THAT IS NOT A --

>> Flapjack: WHACK!

>> K'nuckles: WHAT HAPPENED,

FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: YOU PASSED OUT, SO

I TOOK YOU TO DR. BARBER'S.

BUT WE DIDN'T EVEN NEED

DR. BARBER.

WE JUST NEEDED A STICK.

>> K'nuckles: OH.

>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER, CAN WE

BORROW YOUR STICK THINGY?

>> [ GROWLING ]

>> Flapjack: DR. BARBER, YOU'RE

NOT TALKING.

[ RUMBLE! ]

>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S HIS

PROBLEM?

>> Flapjack: I'M KIND OF WORRIED

ABOUT DR. BARBER.

CAP'N?

HUH?!

CAP'N!

>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]

>> Flapjack: I'LL GO GET THE

STICK.

>> [ CRYING ]

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY WORK!

NO ONE APPRECIATES MY MEDICINE!

[ SOBBING ]

>> OH, JULIUS, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

YOUR MOTHER ADMIRES YOUR

STICK WORK.

>> THEY'RE NOT STICKS, MOTHER!

THEY ARE INSTRUMENTS, MOTHER!

[ SOBS ]

>> Flapjack: POOR DR. BARBER.

>> [ LAUGHING ]

IS THAT WHAT HE SAID?

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM?

[ LAUGHS ]

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD

HAVE SAID!

I LOVE YOU, CANDY WIFE.

WITHOUT YOU, I'D BE HUGGING MY

DRESSER AND CRYING TO MAMA.

>> Flapjack: HMM.

>> [ SNORING ]

MM. YOU THERE.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME

SURGERY.

>> NO, THANK YOU.

I GOT A STICK AT HOME.

>> HOW ABOUT YOU, SIR?

>> DON'T BOTHER, DOC.

>> HM.

DOESN'T ANYBODY NEED SURGERY

ANYMORE?

[ SIGHS ]

12 YEARS AT UNIVERSITY, AND THEY

THINK I'M A STICK SLINGER.

OH.

WE'RE CLOSED!

OH. EXCUSE ME.

I SEE YOU'RE A DOCTOR, AS WELL.

MM. YES, MY CREDENTIALS.

I WAS A DOUBLE MAJOR --

DOCTOR-BARBERING AND

BARBER-DOCTORING.

YES, IT WAS HARD WORK.

MOST PEOPLE DON'T APPRECIATE

THAT.

HMM.

LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING YOU'LL

REALLY APPRECIATE.

>> ♪ DR. BARBER'S SMOOTH

OPERATION ♪

>> MY FAVORITE SURGERIES.

MM. YES.

MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

I KNOW -- TO THE UNTRAINED EYE,

THESE DO LOOK EASY.

YES. MM.

BUT YOU AND I KNOW BETTER, DON'T

WE?

>> Flapjack: GOOD JOB, FLAPPIES.

YOU KNOW YOUR SURGERIES AND YOUR

HAIRCUTS, TOO.

MM. BANDAGES?

I NEVER THOUGHT OF BANDAGES.

[ GASPS ]

WE'VE BEEN TALKING ALL NIGHT.

ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M

THINKING?

LET'S BOTH SAY IT ON THE COUNT

OF THREE.

ONE...

TWO...

THREE!

COLLEAGUES FOR LIFE!

YOU READ MY MIND, COLLEAGUE.

>> ♪ THE GRAY SKIES ARE ALL

SWEPT AWAY AND TURNED A

DIFFERENT HUE ♪

♪ LIFE IS FULL OF RAINBOWS WHEN

I'M WITH YOU ♪

♪ NOTHING COULD BE BETTER THAN A

FRIEND SO SWEET AND TRUE ♪

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> ♪ LIFE'S A BOWL OF CANDY WHEN

I'M WITH YOU ♪

♪ YES, LIFE'S A BOWL OF CANDY

WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪

>> ♪ LIFE'S A BOWL OF RAINBOW

CANDY WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪

>> MM. YES. I AGREE.

SKELETONIUMS HAVE LOTS OF

BONIUMS.

>> Flapjack: HELLO, DR. BARBER!

>> FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: I HOPE I WASN'T

INTERRUPTING.

PLEASE MEET A COLLEAGUE OF MINE.

>> Flapjack: PLEASURE TO MEET

YOU.

[ TING! ]

UM, DR. BARBER, K'NUCKLES IS

STILL FALLING ASLEEP, AND YOUR

STICK THING ISN'T REALLY WORKING

ANYMORE.

CAN YOU HELP HIM OUT,

DR. BARBER?

>> [ CHUCKLES ]

NO.

>> Flapjack: HUH?!

>> CANDY COLLEAGUE AND I ARE

LEAVING STORMALONG, AND WE ARE

NEVER COMING BACK.

>> Flapjack: HUBBA-WHA?!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>> WE ARE GOING TO HAPPY

COLLEAGUES FOR LIFE ISLAND.

I CHOOSE TO SPEND MY TIME WITH

SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS ME.

[ CLUNK! ]

>> Flapjack: WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE

WHO NEED SURGERY?

>> HMM.

THEY SEEM TO BE DOING FINE

WITHOUT ME.

[ CROWD GROANING, YELLING ]

>> DR. BARBER, TAKE THESE STICKS

OUT!

>> I WOULD LIKE TO HELP,

GENTLEMEN, BUT I HAVE ANUT!

APPOINTMENT WITH MY

CANDY COLLEAGUE FROM NOW

UNTIL...

FOREVER.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!

>> MY DOG PROBLEM'S WORSE THAN

EVER!

>> LET'S GET RID OF THE

CANDY COLLEAGUE.

THAT'LL FREE UP THE DOCTOR'S

SCHEDULE.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

DR. BARBER, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP

THEM!

>> I WOULD RATHER DIE DEFENDING

MY COLLEAGUE THAN LIVE AMONGST

IGNORAMUSI...

I-IGNORANT PEOPLE!

>> Flapjack: [ GROANING ]

[ SQUEAK! ]

HUH?!

DR. BARBER, DO YOU HAVE A BACK

DOOR?

>> YES.

>> Flapjack: I THINK I KNOW

SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP US.

>> NO PROBLEM, DOC.

I'D BE HAPPY TO HIDE YOUR FRIEND

HERE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

>> Flapjack: THANK YOU,

MR. LARRY.

>> HEY, BUSTER, WHAT ARE YOU

LOOKING AT?

DOC, TELL YOUR SMOOTH-TALKING

FRIEND TO KEEP HIS EYES OFF MY

WIFE!

>> MM.

HIS EYES ARE CLEARLY STILL

ATTACHED TO HIS FACE.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> HMPH!

WELL, THEY WON'T BE FOR LONG!

HE'S IN HERE, BOYS!

[ SHOUTING INTENSIFIES ]

>> Flapjack: WE GOT TO HIDE,

DOC!

I WILL HOLD THEM OFF.

YOU TAKE MY COLLEAGUE TO A SAFE

PLACE.

NOW GO!

BACK!

>> LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A STICK!

>> Flapjack: THIS IS ALL MY

FAULT.

I HAVE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.

BUT HOW?

[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]

>> BACK!

BACK!

I'M HERE, COLLEAGUE.

[ BANGING ON DOOR ]

WHERE'S...CANDY COLLEAGUE,

FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: [ Muffled ] UH...

HE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW?

>> BUT THIS IS A BROOM CLOSET.

>> Flapjack: UM...

OH!

HE LEFT YOU A NOTE.

>> [ CRYING ]

[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

>> Flapjack: WHAT'S IT SAY?

>> [ CRYING CONTINUES ]

OUR FRIENDSHIP WAS SO SPECIAL,

THERE ARE NO WORDS.

[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]

>> WHERE'S THE CANDY COLLEAGUE?!

>> HE'S IN A PLACE YOU CAN NEVER

HURT HIM...

MY HEART.

>> SO, NOW THAT YOU'RE NOT BUSY,

CAN YOU HELP US?

>> I SUPPOSE.

>> SO, DOC, YOU GONNA USE YOUR

CANINE REMOVICATOR TO GET THESE

DOGS OFF?

>> HM. NO, KEVIN.

TODAY, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU

WITH A STICK.

[ WHACK! ]

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