IT'S JUST A CANDY CONVENTION.
I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
I AM NOT ABANDONING YOU.
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
I-IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY THINK?
YOU'RE RIGHT, CANDY WIFE.
I AM BEING SELFISH.
[ SOBBING ] OH, MY SWEET CANDY WIFE.
I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE LIKE THIS.
>> Flapjack: MR. LARRY, DO YOU NEED SOME HELP?
>> AS A MATTER OF FACT, FLAPJACK, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO
DO ME A FAVOR?
>> ♪ A FAVOR FOR PEPPERMINT LARRY ♪ >>
SHE'S EASY TO PLEASE.
JUST DUST HER TWICE A DAY AND TELL HER SHE'S PRETTY.
[ PLOP! ] IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO
CANDY WIFE, I'D JUST...
[ INHALES DEEPLY ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ SOBBING ] >> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY,
MR. LARRY, I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER.
>> FAREWELL, MY SWEET.
I CANDY WAIT TO RETURN.
[ LAUGHING ] >> Flapjack: HAVE A NICE TRIP!
>> [ LAUGHING ] [ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> K'nuckles: GOODBYE, WEIRDO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Flapjack: I'M CANDYSITTING CANDY WIFE FOR PEPPERMINT LARRY.
DON'T DO IT.
>> Flapjack: HOW COME?
>> K'nuckles: YOU EAT CANDY WITH YOUR FRIENDS, FLAPJACK.
YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOUR CANDY.
>> Flapjack: PEPPERMINT LARRY DOES.
>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE PEPPERMINT LARRY.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] EVERYONE WOULD LAUGH AT YOU, AND
THEY WOULD LAUGH AT ME FOR HANGING OUT WITH YOU, WHICH
MEANS I'D HAVE TO SHUN YOU.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SHUN YOU, FLAP.
>> Flapjack: I PROMISED PEPPERMINT LARRY!
>> K'nuckles: THEN YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF.
[ BELL RINGING ] >> NEXT MORNING!
IT'S THE NEXT MORNING!
>> Flapjack: CANDY WIFE, WHAT DO YOU THINK GETTING SHUNNED MEANS?
I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU THINK GETTING SHUNNED --"
MAYBE YOU'D BE EASIER TO TALK TO IF YOU LOOKED FRIENDLIER.
CAN I TRY SOMETHING?
[ TWINKLE! ] THERE YOU GO.
A LITTLE SMILE GOES A LONG WAY, AS I ALWAYS SAY.
[ CHUCKLES ] [ DOORS SLAM ]
HEY, CAP'N.
HOW ABOUT A COUPLE OF FLOATS?
>> I WOULD LOVE ONE.
>> Flapjack: CAP'N?
>> K'nuckles: TELL HIM, POOPS.
>> HANGING OUT WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS IS RIDICULOUS AND
EMBARRASSING.
>> K'nuckles: HMPH!
>> RIGHT, BUCKET?
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, LOLLY.
>> WAS THAT OKAY?
>> K'nuckles: UH, YEAH, IT WAS FINE.
>> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ] [ SIGHS ]
[ CHUCKLES ] OH, CANDY WIFE, IT'S A BUCKET.
[ GIGGLES ]
>> K'nuckles: HMM, HE'S BLINDED
BY HER CANDYNESS.
I'VE GOT TO SHOW HIM HER SOUR SIDE.
>> Flapjack: [ WHISTLING ] WHOA!
CANDY WIFE, YOU GOT A PRESENT!
I'LL OPEN IT.
>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ] >> Flapjack: WHAT COULD IT BE?!
[ FROG CROAKS ] >> K'nuckles: PBHT! LOOK AT HER!
"OH, I'M CANDY WIFE!
GET THAT UGLY FROG AWAY FROM ME!
AAH! AAH!" [ LAUGHS ]
MORE LIKE SCAREDY WIFE, EH, FLAP?
[ LAUGHING ] OOPS.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: MORE LIKE
CLUMSY WIFE, EH, FLAPPY?
[ LAUGHTER ] WHOO-HOO!
>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY, CANDY WIFE.
I-I'LL GET IT.
[ CREAK! ] >> K'nuckles: HEY, MY HAND'S
SMALLER THAN MY FACE.
HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?
>> YEAH, MINE IS, TOO.
>> IT'S SMALLER, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE DARNED.
>> Flapjack: HUH?
MY HAND'S SMALLER, TOO.
HOW ABOUT YOU, CANDY WIFE?
>> K'nuckles: BOOM!
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: MORE LIKE
DUMBSY WIFE!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> NICE ONE.
>> K'nuckles: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HANGING OUT WITH HER?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Flapjack: WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO MEAN?
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'S ENOUGH, FELLAS.
I'M SORRY, CANDY WIFE.
GIVE ME A HUG.
>> Flapjack: DON'T DO IT.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON.
I REALLY WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
>> Flapjack: DON'T DO IT, CANDY WIFE.
>> K'nuckles: COME ON, COME ON.
RIGHT...THERE!
[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]
>> K'nuckles: [ Distorted ] CLUMSY WIFE, EH, FLAPPY?
[ LAUGHING ] [ LAUGHS ]
[ Normal voice ] PICKLE JUICE!
SHE'S NOT SO SWEET NOW, EH, FLAP?
[ LAUGHS ] YES, YES.
YE-E-E-E-S!
WHAT?
>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.
>> HEY, TOO FAR, MAN.
>> YES. THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.
>> YEAH, MAN.
>> TAKE IT EASY.
>> Flapjack: YEAH, CAP'N.
>> YOU DON'T THROW PICKLE JUICE ON A CANDY WOMAN.
>> K'nuckles: OH, COME ON.
SHE'S JUST A PIECE OF CANDY.
A FINELY SCULPTED, TANTALIZING, EXQUISITE PIECE OF CANDY.
MM-HMM.
[ MUMBLING ] >> Flapjack: WHAT WAS THAT ALL
ABOUT?
HMM?
"DEER?
CANDY WIFE."
[ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: "DEAR CANDY WIFE,
I WISH THAT LARRY HAD CHOSEN ME."
[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
"I WAS SO JEALOUS OF FLAPJACK THAT I COULDN'T BE NEAR HIM."
SHUNNED!
[ SOBBING ] "I TRIED TO TELL YOU HOW I
FELT."
CLUMSY WIFE.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ] DUMBSY WIFE.
YE-E-E-E-S!
"BUT THE WORDS JUST CAME OUT WRONG."
CANDY WIFE, WILL YOU...
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] K'NUCKLES WANTS TO MARRY
CANDY WIFE!
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT, BOY.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ] DON'T TRY TO STOP ME!
>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S MARRIED TO PEPPERMINT LARRY!
[ CRUNCH! ] >> K'nuckles: I DON'T SEE A
RING.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER?!
>> K'nuckles: SOMEPLACE FAR AWAY, WHERE WE CAN SPEND THE
REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER.
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ THUD! ]
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ GRUNTING ] >> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
POOPDECK, GRAB YOUR BUCKETS.
[ TIRES SCREECH ] >> CANDY WIFE, I'M HOME!
OH, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
I MOPED AROUND THAT CONVENTION LIKE A PEPPERMINT LONELY.
WAS...SHE...LONELY?
>> Flapjack: YOU BET.
NO ONE PAID HER ANY ATTENTION AT ALL.
>> REALLY?
OH, POOR CANDY WIFE.
I WAS HOPING SHE'D GET A LITTLE ATTENTION.
>> Flapjack: WELL, IN THAT CASE, NOT ONLY DID SHE GET SOME
ATTENTION, SOMEONE TOOK HER TO A FARAWAY PLACE TO GET MARRIED!
[ LAUGHS ] >> [ HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM ]
>> YOU CAN MARRY MY BUCKETS.
>> Flapjack: YEAH.
WHAT ABOUT BUCKET WIFE?
YOU CAN TAKE HER HAND, THOUGH, IN MARRIAGE.
>> K'nuckles: THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
>> CANDY WIFE!
OH, CANDY WIFE, I THOUGHT YOU LEFT FOREVER.
[ SOBS ] >> K'nuckles: I WAS OUT FOR MY
EVENING ROW WHEN I SAW HER JUMP IN THE WATER.
I-I GUESS SHE MISSED YOU SO MUCH SHE TRIED TO SWIM AFTER YOU.
BUT THEN I SAW YOUR BOAT, SO I, UH, BROUGHT HER BACK HERE.
>> I MISSED YOU S-O-O-O-O-O-O MUCH.
>> Flapjack: UH, K'NUCKLES, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO TAKE HER
HAND IN MARRIAGE.
>> K'nuckles: I DID, BUT I FORGOT ABOUT HER OTHER HAND.
>> Flapjack: OH.
[ Chuckling ] OH, MORE LIKE HANDY WIFE, HUH, CAPTAIN?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Flapjack: *CHUCKLING AND GIGGLING IN THE BACKGROUND AS THE CREDITS ROLL*