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IT'S JUST A CANDY CONVENTION.

I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.

I AM NOT ABANDONING YOU.

IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

I-IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY THINK?

YOU'RE RIGHT, CANDY WIFE.

I AM BEING SELFISH.

[ SOBBING ] OH, MY SWEET CANDY WIFE.

I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE LIKE THIS.

>> Flapjack: MR. LARRY, DO YOU NEED SOME HELP?

>> AS A MATTER OF FACT, FLAPJACK, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO

DO ME A FAVOR?

>> ♪ A FAVOR FOR PEPPERMINT LARRY ♪ >>

SHE'S EASY TO PLEASE.

JUST DUST HER TWICE A DAY AND TELL HER SHE'S PRETTY.

[ PLOP! ] IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO

CANDY WIFE, I'D JUST...

[ INHALES DEEPLY ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

[ SOBBING ] >> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY,

MR. LARRY, I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER.

>> FAREWELL, MY SWEET.

I CANDY WAIT TO RETURN.

[ LAUGHING ] >> Flapjack: HAVE A NICE TRIP!

>> [ LAUGHING ] [ TIRES SCREECH ]

>> K'nuckles: GOODBYE, WEIRDO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> Flapjack: I'M CANDYSITTING CANDY WIFE FOR PEPPERMINT LARRY.

DON'T DO IT.

>> Flapjack: HOW COME?

>> K'nuckles: YOU EAT CANDY WITH YOUR FRIENDS, FLAPJACK.

YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOUR CANDY.

>> Flapjack: PEPPERMINT LARRY DOES.

>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE PEPPERMINT LARRY.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] EVERYONE WOULD LAUGH AT YOU, AND

THEY WOULD LAUGH AT ME FOR HANGING OUT WITH YOU, WHICH

MEANS I'D HAVE TO SHUN YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SHUN YOU, FLAP.

>> Flapjack: I PROMISED PEPPERMINT LARRY!

>> K'nuckles: THEN YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF.

[ BELL RINGING ] >> NEXT MORNING!

IT'S THE NEXT MORNING!

>> Flapjack: CANDY WIFE, WHAT DO YOU THINK GETTING SHUNNED MEANS?

I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU THINK GETTING SHUNNED --"

MAYBE YOU'D BE EASIER TO TALK TO IF YOU LOOKED FRIENDLIER.

CAN I TRY SOMETHING?

[ TWINKLE! ] THERE YOU GO.

A LITTLE SMILE GOES A LONG WAY, AS I ALWAYS SAY.

[ CHUCKLES ] [ DOORS SLAM ]

HEY, CAP'N.

HOW ABOUT A COUPLE OF FLOATS?

>> I WOULD LOVE ONE.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: TELL HIM, POOPS.

>> HANGING OUT WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS IS RIDICULOUS AND

EMBARRASSING.

>> K'nuckles: HMPH!

>> RIGHT, BUCKET?

>> K'nuckles: COME ON, LOLLY.

>> WAS THAT OKAY?

>> K'nuckles: UH, YEAH, IT WAS FINE.

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] [ SIGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ] OH, CANDY WIFE, IT'S A BUCKET.

[ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: HMM, HE'S BLINDED

BY HER CANDYNESS.

I'VE GOT TO SHOW HIM HER SOUR SIDE.

>> Flapjack: [ WHISTLING ] WHOA!

CANDY WIFE, YOU GOT A PRESENT!

I'LL OPEN IT.

>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ] >> Flapjack: WHAT COULD IT BE?!

[ FROG CROAKS ] >> K'nuckles: PBHT! LOOK AT HER!

"OH, I'M CANDY WIFE!

GET THAT UGLY FROG AWAY FROM ME!

AAH! AAH!" [ LAUGHS ]

MORE LIKE SCAREDY WIFE, EH, FLAP?

[ LAUGHING ] OOPS.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: MORE LIKE

CLUMSY WIFE, EH, FLAPPY?

[ LAUGHTER ] WHOO-HOO!

>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY, CANDY WIFE.

I-I'LL GET IT.

[ CREAK! ] >> K'nuckles: HEY, MY HAND'S

SMALLER THAN MY FACE.

HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?

>> YEAH, MINE IS, TOO.

>> IT'S SMALLER, ALL RIGHT.

I'LL BE DARNED.

>> Flapjack: HUH?

MY HAND'S SMALLER, TOO.

HOW ABOUT YOU, CANDY WIFE?

>> K'nuckles: BOOM!

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: MORE LIKE

DUMBSY WIFE!

[ LAUGHTER ] >> NICE ONE.

>> K'nuckles: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HANGING OUT WITH HER?

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Flapjack: WHY ARE YOU BEING

SO MEAN?

>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT.

THAT'S ENOUGH, FELLAS.

I'M SORRY, CANDY WIFE.

GIVE ME A HUG.

>> Flapjack: DON'T DO IT.

>> K'nuckles: COME ON.

I REALLY WANT TO APOLOGIZE.

>> Flapjack: DON'T DO IT, CANDY WIFE.

>> K'nuckles: COME ON, COME ON.

RIGHT...THERE!

[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ Distorted ] CLUMSY WIFE, EH, FLAPPY?

[ LAUGHING ] [ LAUGHS ]

[ Normal voice ] PICKLE JUICE!

SHE'S NOT SO SWEET NOW, EH, FLAP?

[ LAUGHS ] YES, YES.

YE-E-E-E-S!

WHAT?

>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.

>> HEY, TOO FAR, MAN.

>> YES. THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.

>> YEAH, MAN.

>> TAKE IT EASY.

>> Flapjack: YEAH, CAP'N.

>> YOU DON'T THROW PICKLE JUICE ON A CANDY WOMAN.

>> K'nuckles: OH, COME ON.

SHE'S JUST A PIECE OF CANDY.

A FINELY SCULPTED, TANTALIZING, EXQUISITE PIECE OF CANDY.

MM-HMM.

[ MUMBLING ] >> Flapjack: WHAT WAS THAT ALL

ABOUT?

HMM?

"DEER?

CANDY WIFE."

[ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: "DEAR CANDY WIFE,

I WISH THAT LARRY HAD CHOSEN ME."

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]

"I WAS SO JEALOUS OF FLAPJACK THAT I COULDN'T BE NEAR HIM."

SHUNNED!

[ SOBBING ] "I TRIED TO TELL YOU HOW I

FELT."

CLUMSY WIFE.

[ GLASS SHATTERS ] DUMBSY WIFE.

YE-E-E-E-S!

"BUT THE WORDS JUST CAME OUT WRONG."

CANDY WIFE, WILL YOU...

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] K'NUCKLES WANTS TO MARRY

CANDY WIFE!

>> K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT, BOY.

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] DON'T TRY TO STOP ME!

>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S MARRIED TO PEPPERMINT LARRY!

[ CRUNCH! ] >> K'nuckles: I DON'T SEE A

RING.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER?!

>> K'nuckles: SOMEPLACE FAR AWAY, WHERE WE CAN SPEND THE

REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ THUD! ]

>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

[ GRUNTING ] >> [ LAUGHING ]

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

POOPDECK, GRAB YOUR BUCKETS.

[ TIRES SCREECH ] >> CANDY WIFE, I'M HOME!

OH, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

I MOPED AROUND THAT CONVENTION LIKE A PEPPERMINT LONELY.

WAS...SHE...LONELY?

>> Flapjack: YOU BET.

NO ONE PAID HER ANY ATTENTION AT ALL.

>> REALLY?

OH, POOR CANDY WIFE.

I WAS HOPING SHE'D GET A LITTLE ATTENTION.

>> Flapjack: WELL, IN THAT CASE, NOT ONLY DID SHE GET SOME

ATTENTION, SOMEONE TOOK HER TO A FARAWAY PLACE TO GET MARRIED!

[ LAUGHS ] >> [ HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM ]

>> YOU CAN MARRY MY BUCKETS.

>> Flapjack: YEAH.

WHAT ABOUT BUCKET WIFE?

YOU CAN TAKE HER HAND, THOUGH, IN MARRIAGE.

>> K'nuckles: THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

>> CANDY WIFE!

OH, CANDY WIFE, I THOUGHT YOU LEFT FOREVER.

[ SOBS ] >> K'nuckles: I WAS OUT FOR MY

EVENING ROW WHEN I SAW HER JUMP IN THE WATER.

I-I GUESS SHE MISSED YOU SO MUCH SHE TRIED TO SWIM AFTER YOU.

BUT THEN I SAW YOUR BOAT, SO I, UH, BROUGHT HER BACK HERE.

>> I MISSED YOU S-O-O-O-O-O-O MUCH.

>> Flapjack: UH, K'NUCKLES, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO TAKE HER

HAND IN MARRIAGE.

>> K'nuckles: I DID, BUT I FORGOT ABOUT HER OTHER HAND.

>> Flapjack: OH.

[ Chuckling ] OH, MORE LIKE HANDY WIFE, HUH, CAPTAIN?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

Flapjack: *CHUCKLING AND GIGGLING IN THE BACKGROUND AS THE CREDITS ROLL*

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